Femme Jr.

The Stars Wars Prequels (if written by yours truly)

Perhaps it's a bit cruel for me to retiterate how much the Star Wars Episodes I - III completely suck hairy goat balls on the 30th Anniversary of the release of Episode IIV "A New Hope."  But I'm...
Posted by I want a 9-course meal w/wine pairings. on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:02:00 PST

Goths Rejoice! Well... we don't rejoice, but you know what I mean.

Men: Dust off your leather pants and fishnet shirts.  Ladies: Break out the corsets and garters.  We have a new place to play on Friday's nights! Starting May 25, The Knitting Factory is hav...
Posted by I want a 9-course meal w/wine pairings. on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:19:00 PST

Shocking Revelations!!!

Which of the following legends of the moving image is my room mate Emily's cat named after?(A) Khan (B) Kahn (C) Chaka Kahn If you answered "C", you're correct.Surprised?So am I!Okay, may be I sh...
Posted by I want a 9-course meal w/wine pairings. on Tue, 01 May 2007 07:10:00 PST

The World According to Stefanie

I know I haven't been blogging as much lately, and the excitement stuff going on just keeps on piling up.  So I've decided to give you my brief two-cents on all matters newsworthy. (1) The Virgin...
Posted by I want a 9-course meal w/wine pairings. on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:23:00 PST

Cost of Civic Duty = 1 Pair of Jimmy Choo's

I am currently scrambling about in a mad-cap effort to file my taxes by April 17.  As the saying goes, "There are only two things we absolutely have to do: Die and Pay Taxes." The latter is makin...
Posted by I want a 9-course meal w/wine pairings. on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:19:00 PST

Profound Thought

Now that I. Lewis Libby has been convicted of revealing the identity of C.I.A operative Valerie Plame, I bet he rues the day someone gave him the nickname "Scooter."
Posted by I want a 9-course meal w/wine pairings. on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:30:00 PST

Now I want to die.

Albion, the Friday night Gothic dance party previously known as the Batcave, has closed its doors due to ongoing struggles with building management. They're looking for a new venue, but who the hell k...
Posted by I want a 9-course meal w/wine pairings. on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:45:00 PST

SexiBono Royale Part IV: Escape from the Baron

When Agent Stefanie Alaimo came to, she was hanging from the balcony of the Baron von Rosenberg's apartment from her ankles.  On the balcony Joe Bono was locked within the muscular arms of Ryan G...
Posted by I want a 9-course meal w/wine pairings. on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:22:00 PST

SexiBono Royale Part III: The Daring Rescue

While the Baron von Rosenberg and all his guests were entranced by the beauty that is John Stamos, Agent Stefanie Alaimo descended the Lexington Avenue Jew Tower from a zip line hooked to the rooftop ...
Posted by I want a 9-course meal w/wine pairings. on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:37:00 PST

SexiBono Royale Part II: The Charity Ball

Agent Stefanie Alaimo's sleak black Ferrari pulled up to the front of the Lexington Avenue Jew Tower at precisely 10 p.m.  She stepped out of the Ferrari wearing a long, form-fitting, low-cut&nbs...
Posted by I want a 9-course meal w/wine pairings. on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:41:00 PST