As we ascend the social ladder, viciousness wears a thicker mask. Erich Fromm
I'd make a cool bat.
Judy's glasses get around...
And a broken soul gets its wings...Photography, Horror movies, Get Fuzzy..Satchel Rules over all), cooking, pigeon sex (any pics of nude pigeons, send my way), my sound soother, Tetres, sketching random people on the train when they're not looking, Mark Ryden, singing, museums, sleeping, Anna Nicole commercials, mint chocolate cookies, spring, tourists, hot baths, wine, shopping, drinking, Dali, saunas, coffee, laundry, psychology, art, heavy rain, heavy snow, heavy drinking (HAHA!!!), more coffee, and reading. Liquid bandages freak me out...excuse me while I dry heave.
You Know You're Addicted to Caffeine When...
You haven't slept since the Clinton Administration.Your next-door neighbors often call to complain about the sound of your chattering teeth.Instead of Tic Tacs, you suck on Vivarin.You plan to name your twins "Cappuccino" and "Espresso."On the way to work you get pulled over for speeding and you don't even have your car.You kill a guy for trying to switch your regular coffee to decaffeinated Folgers.You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Pepsi! For the love of God, I need Pepsi!"When a Maxwell House commercial comes on, you actually lick the TV screen.You drink so much coffee it starts shooting out your ears.You're shaking like Michael Jackson on his wedding night.You think sleep is for the weak.You've just had your 20th cup of coffee within 20 minutes on a Friday afternoon, at 4 o'clock, just so "the milk doesn't go bad over the weekend"You believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable.You know from experience caffeine tablets don't dissolve in cola.You wake up to Mountain Dew, before switching to JOLT.You can name five flavors of JOLT.You have a mini-fridge under your desk... and a catheter.You drink decaf by accident and slip into a coma.Mountain Dew is the stuff great decisions are made of.You regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a good sign.You have tattooed across the knuckles of your hands "JOLT" and "COLA"Your birthday is a national holiday in Colombia.You go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.Your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen.You've ever an airplane's call button just to get a coffee refill.You've knelt and prayed before a Starbuck's logo.Your web page has the Mountain Dew color scheme.You have distilled Jolt Cola to make it more potent.The dishes in your house are all coffee cups.You see nothing wrong with using water joe (caffeinated water) to make the coffee you use to take your no-doze.You believe that sleep is simply a poor substitute for sleepIt's 6:09 AM and you're on your 2nd 20oz. cup of coffee.You have to drink some form of caffeinated beverage just to sleep.You'd rather be beaten over the head with a sledgehammer than give up that first cup of coffee in the morning.You've given up sex, TV, or all forms of meat for Lent before, but can't make it 40 days without caffeine.You suck on a used coffee filter (full of coffee grounds) whenever the can runs out of coffee.You dip espresso beans.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to caffeine.
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I'd like to meet:
Dracula, Jared Leto, Bill Cosby, the creator of Orangina, Friedrich Nietzsche, Jennifer Connely, Mark Paul Glosser, Carl Jung, Roseanne Bar, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and Michael Meyers....mmmm but meeting adrianna lima would be pretty nice -very nice actually, mmm hmm. Bob Saget scares me..so there will be no Bob Saget for me.Ally, me, and Ricky...in the mango jungleaww NYU crew...at Mike and Rebecca's wedding
yeah...I dont know what he's doing either...
Music:
Slipknot, The Darkness, Tool, Messugha, Norma Jean, Sublime, Depeche Mode, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Bob Marley, Lynyrd Skynyrd, led Zeppelin, Paul Oakenfold, Pantera, Phish, Mickey Finn, Jimi Hendrix, Fiona Apple, Janis Joplin, Bach, Paula Cole, Orbital, Wheatus, Sasha and Digweed, Morbid Angel, Fat Boy Slim, Spacegirl, Craig David, Louis Armstrong, Spring Heeled Jack, MXPX, Connie Francis, Peggy Lee, Atreyu, Nat King Cole, System of a down...
Rocking the old school north face
This is my "I'm so happy I could kill myself ! ! ! !" face
Someone in this picture does not have his happy face on...
Movies:
Requiem for a Dream, Dead End, Black Christmas, Last House on the Left, Haute Tension, American Psycho, Harold and Maude, Jerry Maguire, The Labyrinth, Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf, Night at the Roxbury, Romeo and Juliet (the one w/ Leguizamo..mmm hmm), Cleopatra, Jackass, Pretty in Pink, Saw, Seven, and Halloween (the first one being one of the best movies ever made)
Television:
The Office, Jeopardy, MXC, America's Next Top Model, Mystery Theatre 3000, Law and Order (SVU style), Are You Afraid of the Dark, OZ, Spongebob, Paula's Home Cooking, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, and Nip/Tuck
Books:
Being and Time, Einstein's Dreams, Dracula, Social Animal, Transparent Society, The Great Tao, Tuesdays with Morrie, Behold the Pale Horse, and The Giving Tree.
Quotes that I like from various sources:
The more feminine a woman, the stronger she is. ~Gabrielle Chanel----It is very strange that the years teach us patience - that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.
~Elizabeth Taylor, A Wreath of Roses--------
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. Friedrich Nietzsche ------Creeepy, the pet bird:
Jinkies...our newest editionmy halloween '05 picture....hello high schoolooooh how we've changed since then...the squinty eyes, the angry faces, the secret drinks we had in our coats...Here are some "1..2..click...3" picturesThe 'I am telling Ben a secret model' picture
Heroes:
My dad and my son.
