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miss salinas

no substitute for a healthy smile

About Me



www.claudiasalinas.com

My Interests

responsibility. life.
film. music.
adrenaline. clean air.
going to concerts.

I'd like to meet:


. moguls (hedgefund moguls, or the actual hedgefund even better, media/entertainment moguls, tech moguls, internet/dot com moguls, business 2.0 moguls, hoteliers... what can i say, i'm a mogulizer)
. talented directors
. the father of my kids

PROFILE ALERT FOR HEDGEFUND MANAGERS AND NEW VENTURE OPPORTUNITES: will refer potential clients for 3 to 5 points closed deal fee. For additional details contact me and/or apple.

NO:
. sexual harassers
. sheisters
. conformists
. sluts
. stalkers
. copycats
. posers/secondhanders aka men who go along for the ride and free perks.

press play,
all voices by apple & i (and a few cameo appearances).

Music:

radiohead. damon albarn. gorillaz. bjork. cafe tacuba. the national. sigur ros. liars. arcade fire. lcd soundsystem. sneaker pimps. sol seppy. soko. kylie. spank rock (and all related). dizzee rascal. madvillain. quasimoto. dangerdoom. gnarls barkley. tv on the radio. black keys (the). wolfmother. kasabian. modeselektor. blur. pavement. guns n'roses. led zeppelin. the doors. pink floyd. prince. david sylvian. david bowie. rem. nirvana. smashing pumpkins. grandaddy. new order. the clash. the smiths. joy division. iggy pop and the stooges. the pixies. the beatles. john lennon. stone roses. ian brown. daft punk. sex pistols. my bloody valentine. patti smith. early madonna. michael jackson. joni mitchell. flaming lips, white stripes, the sundays. the hives. the chemical brothers. prodigy. air. underworld. aphex twin. boards of canada. wu tang clan. dr.dre. eminem. kanye. cypress hill, beastie boys. jurassic 5. cut chemist. aesop rock. princess superstar. the unicorns. pulp. beck. franz ferdinand. the libertines. babyshambles. interpol. unkle. fela kuti. timbaland. the verve, jimi hendrix, elliott smith, jeff buckley, bright eyes. donovan. frank sinatra. johnny cash. the killers. dj shadow. 2 many djs. the rapture. yeah yeah yeahs. klaxons. bloc party. justice. the whitest boy alive. the go! team. cold war kids. mia. cool kids. broken social scene.
...way too many to mention.

Movies:

too many, here's a few:
25th hour
28 days later
adaptation
almost famous
american beauty
amores perros
apocalypse now
being john malkovich
bladerunner
boogie nights
bottle rocket
cabaret
city of god
dark city
diva
dr. strangelove
eternal sunshine
eyes wide shut
fight club
fire walk with me
gozu
grindhouse
habit
harold and maude
juno
kill bill
la confidential
life aquatic
little miss sunshine
lost in translation
magnolia
man on fire
moulin rouge
mulholand drive
oldboy
pulp fiction
reservoir dogs
run lola run
rushmore
rosemary's baby
seven
sin city
stranger than fiction
sunset blvd.
taxi driver
temporada de patos
thank you for smoking
the big lebowski
the godfather
the hudsucker proxy
the kid stays in the picture
the lives of others
the long good friday
the matrix
the royal tenenbaums
trainspotting
true romance
v for vendetta
walk the line
y tu mama tambien

Television:

not the tv type, can't sit still longer than 2 minutes, plus i spend waaaay too much time on the internet, it's becoming a problem. nonetheless, these are (or were) good.
anything on [adult swim]
arrested development
californication
curb your enthusiasm
nfl games
real time with bill maher
south park
twin peaks

Books:

loads... george orwell; noam chomsky; naomi klein; einstein; david sedaris - me talk pretty one day; chuck palahniuk - fight club, choke; wired magazine; michael moore - stupid white men; sri nisargadatta maharaj - i am that; george monbiot - heat; al gore - the assault on reason
currently reading
i killed adolph hitler by jason

Heroes:

more like inspirational cats:
mr & mrs salinas
my exboyfriend dimitri
sherry lansing
einstein, john lennon, noam chomsky, thom yorke, mr. mojorisin, david lynch, salma

My Blog

SOS on a real life stalker

dear miss salinas aka me.i am your biggest fan. i am scared speechless these days and i don't know who else to talk to. well, i had to call the authorities, but other than that, i feel all alone in th...
Posted by miss salinas on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:25:00 PST

(link) chrisjordan.com

chrisjordan.comFascinating, horrifying, beautiful photography.Depicts 125,000 one-hundred dollar bills ($12.5 million), the amount our government spends every hour on the war in Iraq....
Posted by miss salinas on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 01:26:00 PST

sopranos finale solved - best analysis of sopranos finale you will hear anywhere.

better than what any blogs or online bulletins have to say... jack kellerman is the illest....
Posted by miss salinas on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:51:00 PST

(video) flying

check it out, i was flying across cali in this little thing. i almost took off on my own, but still a bit uncertain i'd make it alive. therefore, i had a really nice copilot.itinerary more or less as...
Posted by miss salinas on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 11:07:00 PST

my latest obsession

KIDROBOT!!!!!thanks to my super friend simon, who by the way, refuses at all costs to join the online community due to superior methods of wasting time, i've become obsessed with these guys. i have a ...
Posted by miss salinas on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:51:00 PST

PLEASE READ - regarding comments/messages.

As much as I love comments, I'm not all that big on graphics, unless they are incredible. All graphics: Denied!Absolutely no promoting allowed!!!! Its MY page, go promote elsewhere. Comments should be...
Posted by miss salinas on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 09:40:00 PST

quotes and thoughts

In a mad world, only the mad are sane. I might be crazy, but not too crazy, and by far, the sanest person you've ever come across. You shouldn't speak until you have processed the adequate information...
Posted by miss salinas on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:01:00 PST