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Top of the Dude Chain

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About Me


"I met Chris, and I thought he was a crazy dude who drank and hung from chandeliers naked! He probably does hang from chandeliers naked just minus the booze" - o.w.
my personality has been compared to:
- Barry (Jack Black) in High Fidelity -
- Jerry Goldsmith (Chris Hardwick) in House of 1000 Corpses -
- Master Shake -
- Lance Brumder (Jack Black) in Orange County -
- Brian Shelby (Jason Lee) in Vanilla Sky -
- Hyde (Danny Masterson) in That 70s Show -
- Cartman -
i agree with: all
i've been told i look like:
- Jesus -
- Giovanni Ribisi (in Gone in 60 Seconds) -
- Lucian from Underworld -
- Silent Bob -
- Chris Robinson (lead singer of the Black Crowes & husband of Kate Hudson) -
- John Lennon -
- Kevin Martin (lead singer of Candlebox) -
- KidRock -
- Zakk Wylde -
- Jeremy Shockey -
- a young Layne Staley -
i think i look like: Jesus (at least the typical image in paintings), Lucian...and if i have the right clothes, i look like a skinny Silent Bob

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I'm France!
Most people think I'm snobby, but it's really just that I'm better than everyone else. At least I'm more loyal to the real language, the fine arts, and the fine wines than anyone else. I'm not worth beans in a fight, but I'm so good at other things that it usually doesn't matter. Some of my finest works were intended to be short-term projects.
Take the Country Quiz

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I can proudly tell the world that I wrote a Beach Boys song
and killed Roman Polanski's wife with the following fine graphic:
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished me to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how I matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

My Interests

being better than you

taking photos of masterpieces

I'd like to meet:

you

Tell me your birthday

Celebrities I Share A Birthday With:
Lord Byron (poet) 1788
D.W. Griffith (the birth of a nation) 1875
Sam Cooke (the king of soul) 1931
Bill Bixby (the incredible hulk) 1934
Seymour Cassel (61*, rushmore, stealing harvard) 1935
Malcolm McLaren (manager of the sex pistols) 1946
Steve Perry (former lead singer of journey) 1949
Linda Blair (the exorcist) 1959
Michael Hutchence (former lead singer of INXS) 1960
DJ Jazzy Jeff (duh) 1965
Diane Lane (sexy actress, the perfect storm, unfaithful) 1965
Olivia d'Abo (older sister on the wonder years) 1967
Balthazar Getty (lost highway) 1975
Chone Figgins (anaheim angels player) 1978
Ben Moody (former evanescence guitarist) 1980
Christopher Masterson (malcom in the middle, scary movie 2) 1980
Beverly Mitchell (7th heaven, saw2) 1981


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Music:

.1 = Stabbing Westward
.2 = TOOL
.3 = U2
.4 = Ben Folds (Five)
.5 = tie between Foo Fighters & Our Lady Peace & Muse
.6 = Fig Dish / Caviar

then in no specific order are Cold/When November Ends, Incubus, The Used, The Darkness, System of a Down, Aerosmith, Staind, Stone Temple Pilots, =w=eezer, Dashboard Confessional, jimmyeatworld, A Perfect Circle, Andrew WK, Evanescence, Rage Against the Machine, Trapt, The White Stripes, Deftones, Collective Soul, Full Surrender, Nine Inch Nails, Sublime, Thursday, Radiohead, Black Sabbath, Beastie Boys, Pearl Jam, cKy, The Cure, Godsmack, Cake, Bouncing Souls, Smashing Pumpkins, The Music, Meat Loaf, The Police, 311, The Smithereens, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Dr. Dre, Snoop, The Killers, OK Go, Modest Mouse, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, AFI, The Dreaming, The Rolling Stones, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, anything Motown, INXS, David Bowie, Coheed & Cambria, Bon Jovi, Billy Joel, Journey, Jewel, r. star, The Apex Theory, black lab, Dethklok, many more

fave drummer: ever - John Bonham (led zeppelin)...currently - Danny Carey (tool)
fave singer: ever - Christopher Hall (stabbing westward/the dreaming)...currently - Blake Smith (fig dish/caviar)
fave frontman: ever - Bono (U2)...currently - MJK (tool/apc)
fave guitarist: ever - The Edge (U2)...currently - Chris Shiflett/Dave Grohl (foo)
fave bassist: ever - John Paul Jones (led zeppelin)...currently - Chris Wolstenholme (muse)
fave keyboardist: ever - Ben Folds...currently - Ben Folds
fave live show: ever - U2 Vertigo Tour 10/10/05...recently - OKGo 11/17/06
fave producers - Ron Frangipane, Rick Rubin, Phil Spector, Steve Lillywhite

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Joe Strummer...you've been through the cleansing
fire of punk, only to pick up a few venerial
diseases along the way. You're more of an
optimist when it comes to fucked-up genius.
But you can write wicked-deadly riffs and lyrics.

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?

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You are Keith Richards. Guitarist and main
songwriter for the Rolling Stones, your
nose/veins/mouth were veritable junk vacuums.
Your life of decadence and excess has been a
shining example of the benefits and drawbacks
of the rock and roll lifestyle. You and the
Stones are still touring, even though the five
of you combine have consumed enough drugs to
kill a whole herd of elephants, with enough
left over to have a party afterwards.

What drugged-out-of-his-mind rock icon are you?

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Movies:

Fight Club, That Thing You Do!, High Fidelity, Snatch, LockStock & Two Smoking Barrels, Clue, Airheads, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Enter the Dragon, The Crow, Falling Down, The Usual Suspects, The Dark Crystal, The Princess Bride, This Is Spinal Tap, School of Rock, Full Metal Jacket, Hamlet (kenneth branagh version), SuperTroopers, The Tao of Steve, Office Space, The Craft, Boondock Saints, Memento, Love & Death, Empire Records, The Silence of the Lambs, Rocky Horror, Wet Hot American Summer, Run Lola Run, The Fifth Element, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite, Serendipity, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, American Psycho, all the Indiana Jones movies, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Casino, Amelie, anything from Mel Brooks, anything from Woody Allen, Magnolia, Swingers, Twelve Monkeys, Brazil, True Romance, Blade Runner, Hero, Rashomon, Goodfellas, Shaun of the Dead, The Big Lebowski, Apocalypse Now, 61*, the Back to the Future trilogy, Caddyshack, Rocky, Rocky II, Rocky III, Rocky IV, Rocky Balboa (rocky v sucked, honestly), I Heart Huckabees, Major League, Once Upon a Time in the West, Freddy Got Fingered, Stealing Harvard, Con Air (guilty pleasure), Face/Off (another guilty pleasure), Bowling for Columbine, Fahrenheit 9/11, The City of Lost Children, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Fargo, Being John Malkovich, The Great Escape, Raging Bull, The Deer Hunter, Platoon, Die Hard, Ghostbusters, Wayne's World, V for Vendetta, The Taking of Pelham OneTwoThree, all the Muppet movies, The Booth, Hard Candy, The Descent, Little Miss Sunshine, Lost Highway, Blue Velvet, The Man Who Would Be King, Stranger Than Fiction...
fave actors/actresses: Johnny Depp, John Cusack, Robert DeNiro, Joe Pesci, Jack Black, Joan Cusack, Famke Janssen, Will Ferrell, Jeremy Piven, Jon Favreau, Kate Beckinsale, Parker Posey, John C. McGinley, Jason Lee, Willem DaFoe, Ed Norton, Christopher Walken, Jason Statham, Dustin Hoffman, Scarlett Johanssen, Bill Murray, Harrison Ford, Paul Rudd, Peter Stormare, Jack Nicholson
fave directors: Woody Allen, Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorsese, Tim Burton, Alfred Hitchcock, Quentin Tarantino, Mel Brooks

Wow. I'm impressed. You know EVERYTHING about the
Nightmare Before Christmas, from the lyrics to
the cast to the background. You're an original
fan and hate those little posers that go into
Hot Topic to buy the merchandise. You'll know
more about that movie than any of them.
Congratulations!
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Television:


Number 1 = The Simpsons
Number 2 = Six Feet Under
best cartoons are: Home Movies, Dethklok, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman, Futurama, Sealab2021, South Park, Frisky Dingo, The Brak Show...
best other stuff is: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report...The Riches...Da Ali G Show, The Office (british version (yes, im a snob))...Sportscenter, Baseball Tonight...Ace of Cakes...
fave old school shows: Thundercats, Voltron, GIJoe, He-Man, Inspector Gadget, Danger Mouse, Bananaman, ALF, Dinosaurs, Saved by the Bell, The X-Files, Seinfeld, The Muppet Show...

Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on
100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy,
and you're downright scary.
...but you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality Test

Books:

Fight Club by Chuck Palahnuik...Rage by Richard Bachman...anything by Stephen King...Angels & Demons and The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown...Hit Men by Fredric Dannen...The Mansion on the Hill by Fred Goodman

Heroes:

Life Heroes: Bono, Ben Folds, Christopher Hall, Dave Grohl, Ron Frangipane, Frank Sinatra, John Lennon, Bob Marley, Andy Kaufman, Jim Henson, Scooter Ward, Phil Rizzuto...

Musical Heroes: John Bonham, Danny Carey, Johnny Cash, Taylor Hawkins, Trent Reznor, Jonah Matranga, Andrew WK, Rivers Cuomo...

Movie Heroes: Johnny Depp, Ed Norton, John Cusack, Jason Lee, Willem DaFoe, Woody Allen, Stanley Kubrick, Alfred Hitchcock, Martin Scorsese...

Comic Heroes: Eddie Izzard, David Cross, Sacha Baron Cohen, Jon Stewart, Jack Black, Mike Birbiglia, Mitch Hedburg, Arj Barker, Ricky Gervais...

Badass Heroes: Robert DeNiro, Christopher Walken, Harrison Ford, Samuel L. Jackson, Joe Pesci, Charles Bronson, Henry Rollins...

{If you're wondering why certain guys are in "music" as opposed to "life" or "life" as opposed to "badass", feel free to message me, and you shall be enlightened}


My Blog

groundhog day!

something is digging up our driveway...my mom's bf caught a possum, so we thought that was it...around 10:30 this morning my mom yells "get out there! there's a groundhog!" ...it was waddling down the...
Posted by Top of the Dude Chain on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:14:00 PST

baseball predictions

ok, so i admit i'm posting this AFTER one game has already been played, but for whatever stupid reason my blog was having probsA's vs Twins - A's pulling off the upset in 5 gamesYanks vs Tigers - Yank...
Posted by Top of the Dude Chain on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:55:00 PST

new job?

alright, let's keep this shit movin' my uncle got me an interview with the Millenium Radio people (the hawk, wjlk, wobm)...we scheduled a meeting for the 13th, so we'll see how that goes...basically ...
Posted by Top of the Dude Chain on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 03:41:00 PST

jobby job

sooooooooooooo had an interview today with GRock Radio promotions department...part-time promotions assistant i think it went really well...i was there for 30-45 minutes, they were asking tons of qu...
Posted by Top of the Dude Chain on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:06:00 PST

birthday plan

alright, so my birthday is in 3 weeks and counting...and i wanna do something...last year i got snowed in (which under the circumstances wasnt bad), but i wanna do something this year... my initial i...
Posted by Top of the Dude Chain on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:17:00 PST

dedicated to everyone on myspace

smile like you've got nothing to prove no matter what you might do there's always someone out there cooler than you i know it's hard to believe but there are people you meet they're into some...
Posted by Top of the Dude Chain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Taste of Chaos

i won tix from KRock, hooray A Static Lullaby - sucked Underoath - sucked Killswitch Engage - good, but not my style Senses Fail - sucked My Chemical Romance - fuckin awesome...the lead singe...
Posted by Top of the Dude Chain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thursday @ Starland

yay for winning free tickets from krock .12 Looks Like You - crappy, unoriginal screaming...just sucked The Snake The Cross The Crown - very good...a bit too mellow for this show tho...some assh...
Posted by Top of the Dude Chain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST