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Drowning Lessons

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About Me

Random facts about me (in no particular order): I smell like Ireland. I like tattoos. I wish my life was narrated like the kid from The Wonder Years. I used to have my lip pierced. I fall in (and out) of love approximately every 5 minutes. I've been told I do it because I'm a pisces. I'm a NY Jets fan. I've been to almost every island in the Caribbean. I'm more at home there than here. I smoke cigars. I live for music. I hate cover bands. James Bond is my idol. Lately, the only friend requests I get are porn. I applaude you for reading this.
I'll.eat.your.heart.out!
Music is my life.
I wear my heart on my sleeve.
When I'm done with it,
This town will never be the same.
My friends mean the world to me.
I hate when people say
"I listen to everything but country."
I drink too much.
I gamble.
I'm a rockstar.
I'm longing for your touch,
And I welcome your sweet six six six in my heart.
-H.I.M.
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My Interests


Do you remember,
On that night I couldn’t find the words
To say I’m sorry

If you recall,
That night you ripped my heart right out
Before saying I loved you.

-Bleeding Through

my addiction
my obsession

I'd like to meet:


Emmanuelle Chriqui.

Music:

The Soundtrack To My Life-
A Static Lullaby// AFI// Alexisonfire// Anatomy Of A Ghost// At The Drive-In// As I Lay Dying// Atreyu// Black Label Society// Bleeding Through// Bullet For My Valentine// Coheed and Cambria// Dashboard Confessional// Evergreen Terrace// Every Time I Die// From Autumn To Ashes// HIM// Killswitch Engage// The Legion Of Doom// My Chemical Romance// Nine Inch Nails// Norma Jean// Poison The Well// Rancid// Rage Against The Machine// Scatter The Ashes// Senses Fail// The Transplants// Underoath//

...MUSIC IS MY LIFE!!!!

Movies:


300
American Psycho
Boondock Saints
Butterfly Effect
Children Of Men
Deathproof
The Departed
The Devil's Rejects
Evil Dead
The Good Shepherd
The Goonies
Halloween
Hostel
House Of 1000 Corpses
Kill Bill 1 & 2
The Lord Of The Rings
Natural Born Killers
Plantet Terror
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
SAW
Say Anything
Spiderman

Television:

Shows I can watch over and over and never get tired of:
Deadwood
Entourage
Family Guy
Firefly
How I Met Your Mother
The Office
Venture Brothers

Books:

The Necronomicon! I highly reccomend checking it out.
The Zombie Survival Guide
World War Z

My Blog

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker & Tits

GEORGE CARLIN (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008)       I really can't find the words at the moment and I don't think any attempt on my part could do him justice....
Posted by Drowning Lessons on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:34:00 PST

Dear Economy,

    Go fuck yourself.         Love always,   Jason...
Posted by Drowning Lessons on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:04:00 PST

Who Wants A Hitler?

Apparently there is a Hitler Doll being sold in Russia...?    I add the question mark because I didn't see it on any of the "legit" news sites (CNN, Fox News, etc.) and this article is a wee...
Posted by Drowning Lessons on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:41:00 PST

What Happened To All The Nice Guys?

This was on craigslist and I thought it was excellent.  I didn’t write it, credit goes to "Recovering Nice Guy" from Los Angeles...Enjoy: I see this question posted with some regularit...
Posted by Drowning Lessons on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:45:00 PST

03.31.08

I feel like I haven’t written a real blog in quite some time.  Usually on the ride to (and from) school my mind is racing with ideas:  Little thoughts, observations, comments and from ...
Posted by Drowning Lessons on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:18:00 PST

The Magical Amount...

"It must’ve been a typo, a typo, a typo..." The writer should’ve been an abortion, abortion, abortion. Seriously, who the fuck is coming up with this bullshit?!  I hate HATE HATE thos...
Posted by Drowning Lessons on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:47:00 PST

In Memory Of Pinkerton Smith

"You see an agent, you do what we do...Run."-The Matrix Agent Pinkerton SmithMarch 12, 2008 - March 13, 2008 He became self-aware and I had to take him out. I made a Western style FPS with 7 enem...
Posted by Drowning Lessons on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:04:00 PST

Quantum Of Solace

The first Quantum Of Solace teaser poster has officially been unveiled... ...
Posted by Drowning Lessons on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:46:00 PST

We (minus me)

We:plural pronoun, possessive our or ours, objective us. 1. nominative pl. of I. 2. (used to denote oneself and another or others): We have two children. In this block we all own our own houses. ____...
Posted by Drowning Lessons on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:50:00 PST

A Moment Of Silence...

"Honesty is key, I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever!"Jenna Jameson retired from porn at the AVN Awards Saturday Night: This clip ends before Stormy Daniels is ...
Posted by Drowning Lessons on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:52:00 PST