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One of my favorite smells is asphalt in the summer, right when it starts to rain. I have a terrible short term memory, I like pretty much everyone and everything in moderation. I heart boobies, backrubs and cheese. I hate hummers, track lighting, girls crying and liars, not the liars that are funny or do it for others sake, but the ones that do it cause they're bitches or they don't want people mad at them. I once asked a girl out and her excuse was she had to wash her hair that night. I have 4 tattoos and one of them is ALF. I drink like a fish, when im party'n. When i was a boyscout I stabbed a kid in my den, he's ok though. A lot of times my brain moves faster than my mouth. "its like one wheel with two mice and ive hidden the cheese in the corner for them to fight over later!"
Im one of those things you don't appreciate till im gone, like air or toilet paper.
Your Porn Star Name is: Big Al Rod

Your Penis Name is: Ivan the Terrible
Your 80s Theme Song:
Your 80s Theme Song is Wild Wild West by The Escape Club

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone I can make laugh.... and is interesting.

My Blog

Choke -official trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMZ3Mi1vT-w Im sooo excited i peed a little!
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:31:00 GMT

ode to my friends

So in my quasi enibrated state this morning i had a great realization, that i have some of the best friends in the world. And i dont mean this blog to be like a bud moment "i love y...
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 09:56:00 GMT

Punxy Phil and his fantabulous shindig!

For those who are in a coma, punxatawney phil comes out of his stump on gobblers knob once a year to make a prediction about the weather. using only his far superior intellect, a secret circle, and a ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 16:11:00 GMT

professions

I was at work today an thinking about an awesome job, if it exists. Im not talking about a job with good pay an lil work. Im talkin something that will give u good storiesand shit. you will show up to...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 10:02:00 GMT

me in a nut shell

I am the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,who calls you back when you hang up on me,who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.The boy who kisses your forhead,who wants to show yo...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 13:40:00 GMT

Women

Women. What could you say? Who made 'em? God must've been a fucking genius. Hair. They that hair's everything you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls and jus...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Aug 2005 16:35:00 GMT

Pat's words of wisdom!

Why do girl's say they want a guy that is nice to them and treats them just right, when they go for the assholes anyway. They want the guy that call's them beautiful, and not hott. I am th...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jul 2005 12:59:00 GMT