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victorcaezar

About Me



Ok, I'm gonna describe myself without being biased. Basically, I'm awesome. Yup, true story. I'm so awesome that when I'm no longer around, you people are gonna wake up in the morning and look outside your window and say, "god, today sucks....vic must be dead." When I'm not being awesome (which is close to if not impossible), I usually search for other awesome people to hang out with, share stories with and such. I don't know why I search for these people because at the end of the day, the only other awesome person I find remotely close to being awesome is that guy who mimicks my every move in the mirror. He's awesome, but not as awesome as me. I'm.... awesome....so...very...aweso--booohuuuuu huuu huu...ah...huuuuu---WHY CAN'T EVERYTHING GO MY WAY FOR ONCE?!! ahuuuuu huuu huuu.(I make crying look AWESOME!) .

My Interests

I Fight Crime on the Weekends (and organizes them on Weekdays) ..

I'd like to meet:

CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE:
VICYAMBAO.NET
Some one put this up at work

NO TOP EIGHT.... MY FRIENDS WILL NOT BE CATEGORIZED LIKE THAT....Top Eight...what are we in six grade?! At the lunch table?! When Jake Michaels wouldn't put me on his list of top friends?! And I wouldn't talk to him for a week?!! Which really didn't matter because he never spoke to me before that anyways?!?! And he actually looked happier after that!?!?! No we're not in six grade. Fucking Jake Michaels.

Music:

Anything I can fantasize myself singing the lead...Or anything I can trigger some kind of Nostalgic moment with. Or Anything that makes me do this:.

Movies:

It varies.... I love thinking movies but mindless action/stupidity tickles my brain...MY BRAIN TICKLES!!!oH...look for me here http://www.youtube.com/user/magnum44biotch or athttp://www.youtube.com/user/leokeiangelos

Television:

I hate TV... But if I had to watch, I'd watch everything on Comedy Central except for Carlos Mensucksballs, I hate that prick. Adult Swim tops off my night mostly, they continue on until 4PM...my bed time.

Books:

These two Authors and their many and interesting books keeps making me poor

Heroes:

The 14 year old wonder, Harrison Bergeron. . --I MEAN, ME FAVORITE HERO IS HYPNOTOAD....ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

My Blog

bitter (now get the hell out of my head.)

I've learned not to look at other women the way I look at you.I've learned not to talk to them the way I talk to you.I've learned to avoid a kiss if it's not from your lips.I've learned to give myself...
Posted by vi© on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 10:34:00 PST

night out of place

Saturday, was a much delayed but what heaven when it finally came, warm summer night. I was at work during the day, inside the cold facilities of Harvard University growing envious of the&nb...
Posted by vi© on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST

Ig Nobel Prize rules

I'm a misunderstood genieus ( I took this information  from wikipedia This is a list of Ig Nobel Prize winners from 1991 to the present day. The awards are given based on their silliness more tha...
Posted by vi© on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:12:00 PST

Hall of kung fuey violence....awards

Welcome to the hall of kung fuey violence, where we give awards to many different kinds of HaaaaaaaaiiiiiYAAAA!!! goodness. Winner of the most unneccesary ultra-violence in a kung fu movie is....Riki-...
Posted by vi© on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:44:00 PST

Harlequin of distraction

Play this video while reading the short story (I wished there was a music code for this song...but I had to settle for a video. Anyways, the song gives my story some background tune....Enjoy.)Boston C...
Posted by vi© on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:36:00 PST

decontstucting www.myspace.com/victorcaezar

the structure-Bring about random thoughts but organize it so to correspond with each other.-Use alreting dictions. Like "fucking" profanity or insults "you douchebag!"-Bring fort a ridiculous humorous...
Posted by vi© on Thu, 11 May 2006 09:36:00 PST

two pounds of beer and 80 gallons of drugs...wait, it's the other way around...I think.

I like to drive while I'm high and intoxicated and totally totally depressed. I have to drive in the nighttime because that's when I wear my sunglasses. I also have to be driving a big car, like a tru...
Posted by vi© on Sun, 07 May 2006 11:49:00 PST

Darwin Awards.....sad but true

- Canadian guy wants to get drunk cheaply. Has brainwave. Gasoline. Siphons gasoline from car and puts it into glass of milk. Feels sick. Upchuck coming on. Gets second brainwave. Fireplace. He'll upc...
Posted by vi© on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 08:47:00 PST

YES!!! OH YES!!! CLAIROL HERBAL ESSENCE!!! OOHHHHH!!!

I'm too old to be a label..... so I'm gonna ridicule those who ridcule labels. Emo people cry because it's their duty dammit!!! And You sure as hell ain't helping with your judging and douchebagging!!...
Posted by vi© on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 10:21:00 PST

DUDE, NO BODY REALLY LIKES YOU! GEEZ GAWD!

and yet.....i feel.....just like everyone does....oh woes and sighs. weebus H. krist! Jackie's coming! Jackie's coming! Ho ho ho! she's coming to town!!!! she's coming from Boston, MA and tis sad...
Posted by vi© on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 03:24:00 PST