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♠Redneck Gigolo♠

Coca-Cola is NOT a spermicide!

About Me


If Morrissey Sez It, Do It!

My Interests

Watching movies, art, and swedish fish...aka best thing on the planet.

I'd like to meet:

Girls who aren't DUMB! And men who aren't like hey while your working out im gonna smell your sweatshirt. And then act like its in no way creepy.

My sn on AIM, Duncanmadickin .

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

You're Jack! "I am the Pumpkin King!" and
yes you are. Although you have the fame and
fortune, you are not happy. You go and try to
find yourself but in cost of Christmas. In the
end everything is peachy keen and we still love
you.

Which Nightmare Before Christmas Character are you?
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YOU ARE MEATWAD -- A little ball of raw hamburger
meat, Meatwad is a friendly, optimistic, happy
little fellow. He is extremely dumb, however,
and often very gullible. He loves dancing,
playing with his homemade dolls, and is often
chased and injured by Master Shake. Does very
little for the Aqua Teens, but he has a good
heart.

What 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' character are you?

Your Kissing Purity Score: 29% Pure
You're not one to kiss and tell...

But word is, you kiss pretty well. Kissing Purity Test

Your 80s Theme Song:
Your 80s Theme Song is Rock Me Amadeus by Falco What's Your 80's Theme Song?

Your Porn Star Name is: Rod Steel

Get your own Porn Star Name

Your Penis Name is: Godzilla

Get your own Penis Name

Click here if your hungry Nukka...

Which John Cusack Are You?

Music:

Check out this MySpace MP3 Player !

Television:

TV numbs the mind

Books:

I just like reading about myself in the newspaper...I'm a class act!

Heroes:

Saints.

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What Rejected Crayon Are You?

My Blog

GOOOOOLLLLLLLDDD!!!

I want da gold
Posted by ♠Redneck Gigolo♠ on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 07:34:00 PST

Conan

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Posted by ♠Redneck Gigolo♠ on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:49:00 PST

The inner workings of me

All I have to say is waffle fries are the shit, and sometimes i hate things that are beautiful...i think everyone does every once and a while...
Posted by ♠Redneck Gigolo♠ on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 03:58:00 PST

Random thoughts

Thing is this...I'm kinda like the Easter Bunny...if you don't believe, I don't exist.  Think about it...I'm only as real as you want me to be.  The same for everyone.  As Dane Cook onc...
Posted by ♠Redneck Gigolo♠ on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:20:00 PST

i was bored...

I filled out one of those dumb survey jobbys... Your Ultimate One Night Stand... by crispnite LJ Username Favorite animal You invite over... They bring... You talk about... You end up......
Posted by ♠Redneck Gigolo♠ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST