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Dirty Uncle Brad

dirtyunclebrad

About Me

young 'til I die
out of step with the world
you're only punk once
circle that A motherfucker
hardcore for the punx
my manhood is not measured in inches
tonight we rock, tomorrow we roll
after the revolution
off the gods
yes, I'm starting shit
make sure there are no squares at my funeral
u-lock justice
I'm so bored with the USA
see you in hell(a)
fast and frightening
fuck tha police
what would happen if we armed the homeless?
the way you play guitar is revolutionary
bring it!
rebel without a pause
I want a lot now
too fast for life
it's coming down
on the streets saving the scene from the forces of evil
wall of death the system
no nazi's friend
give me :30 and three chords to explain myself
sexiest man alive
the kids wanna rock 'n' roll
you gotta stay positive
this isn't a beer belly, it's a gas tank for a cop killa
you can't put your arms around a memory
margin walker
Ian Mackaye is my savior not Jesus
bring the noise
keep on screaming
walk together rock together
on guard
what doesn't kill us makes us mosh harder
this ain't no cross on my hand
I'm a fuckboy!!!
no sacrifice too great
lead, follow, or get out of the way
kill from the heart
rock out with your black bloc out
never give in
the chase is better than the catch
stand up and be counted

My Interests

bringing the ruckus, riding bikes, jolt cola and dance parties, music snobbery even though i have bad taste, smashing the state, martial arts, dodgeball, shooting guns as a praxical revolutionary activity, throwing down for real and not just talking about it, debunking gender race and class stereotypes, going there, knocking the teeth out of people who deserve it, hanging out with womyn who are angry about the straight white male power structure that i embody but fight against

I'd like to meet:

So next time you see fifty ninjas in all black fatigues
My regime runnin down your street
At the end of the block, we got the god damn cops
And their whole precinct, tell me what you see
I see buildings burning, motherfuckers trippin for a goddamn purpose
The police is nervous, cuz we done observed 'em
Now ninjas is thinking about murder
We ain't talking, no more, and we ain't squashin shit with po-po
And we ain't marching down the middle of the goddamn road
Cuz Martin got smoked
Ninjas ready for war, so get the fuck up, we fixin to set the city to fire
This time when we ride we burnin it down, turn this shit 'round
Keep your justice, your peace
And keep blessin the heat, and that there crooked officer
We won't stop blazin til they coughing blood

Music:

DS-13, Murder City Devils, Ass, Kansas City Stars, Johnny Cash, Hickey, The Blacks, dead prez, Atari Teenage Riot, RAMBO, Blatz, the coup, Gather, Civic Minded 5, Swing Ding Amigos, the Clash, Damage Deposit, Talib Kweli, Shark Pants, Make Move, Dr. Dre Del, Trial, Ramones, The Roots, Skarp, What Happens Next, Fuckboyz, Charles Bronson, Go It Alone, Vitamin X, Good Clean Fun, Crucial Unit, Snuggle, Minor Threat, Wartorn, Bikini Kill, Paris, Verse, Hank Williams I and III, GISM, Profits, Wolfbrigade, FYP, Killing the Dream, Disfear, Fleshies, Spazz, Mathmeticians, Melt Banana, Set It Straight, Limpwrist, Shapeshiftas, Voetsk, bands that you can hang out with after shows

Movies:

the Blues Brothers, Fight Club, the Powerpuff Girls Movie, Wild Zero, Hedwig, Donnie Darko, anything by Peter Jackson or Sam Raimi, Ichi the Killer, Volcano High, The Contender, John Cusack movies, the D.O.A. series, Girlfight, live action anime like Casshern, stuff directed by Takashi Miike, Stanely Kubrick, or Akira Kurosawa, anything post-Apocalyptic, ninja, kung fu, muy thai, non-cartoonish Batman stuff, Sin City, films with ass kicking or drama that kicks your ass, Star Wars, documentaries, Lone Wolf and Cub, goofy '80s schlock, bad indie horror films

Television:

I have Metalocalypse and Rescue Me on DVD, why would I need TV?

Books:

regular books:
Andrew Vacchs, Vonnegut, Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Hemingway, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, Langston Hughes, Steinbeck (at least Grapes of Wrath and Cannery Row but the Red Pony was terrible), Mario Puzo, the Count of Monte Cristo, the Illiad and the Odyssey, Pretty in Punk, On the Road, The Power and the Glory, books about Johnny Cash, punk rock and sarcastic artsy 'zines, Palahniuk, historical fiction like James Clavell, CD liners of good bands, I used to like Tom Robbins but now I see that he's lame and overrated
nerdy stuff:
Ender's Game and all companion books, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Dune and the companion books, Neal Stephenson, Ray Bradbury, Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Tales of Alvin Maker series, Dragonlance series, S.M. Stirling's Dies the Fire trilogy
political stuff:
Cunt, Ward Churchill, Toxic Sludge is Good for You, Guerilla Warfare, how-to manuals, Pacifism as Pathology, bell hooks, How Non-violence protects the State, Audre Lorde, Micheal Moore, Emma Goldman, Cornel West, survival manuels, Derrick Jensen's body of work, Anarchy After Leftism, Gloria Steinham, Eve Ensler, Huey P. Newton,
comics:
the Dark Knight Returns, Sin City, and most everything else by Frank Miller except for that bullshit thing he's doing now where Batman fights al Queda, Lone Wolf and Cub, X-Men (especially the newer Wolverine books), Punisher, Daredevil, V for Vendetta, Watchmen and anything else Alan Moore does, Marvel Civil War, Y: The Last Man, Blade of the Immortal, 100 Bullets, Steve Niles and Ben Templesmith vampire stuff, Thor, Swamp Thing, I'm pretty much down with everything Joss Whedon writes. I also dig that they're putting stuff from the comics page into book form now like Boondocks, Get Fuzzy, Pearls Before Swine, The Far Side, Doonsbury, Dilbert in controlled doses, and Rose is Rose.

Heroes:

Lloyd Dobler and Huey Freeman

My Blog

my arm will not fall off now

the free clinic in Berkeley couldn't fix my arm so I went to the poor ass people's hospital in east Oakland tonight. They gave me something like 6 or 7 shots to numb up my arm and then stuck a scalpel...
Posted by Dirty Uncle Brad on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 12:18:00 PST

the next Ted Kaczynski

with this last paycheck I recieved on Friday I have finally achieved the six hundred dollar mark for my money with no use fund that I have dedicated to the purchase of another gun. A Glock pistol in t...
Posted by Dirty Uncle Brad on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:58:00 PST

the beard is back

I have just completed week one of beard growth and I look like a total scumbag again. I was thinking about getting a job as a private detective or a vending machine service dude to complete the image....
Posted by Dirty Uncle Brad on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 11:51:00 PST

the more things stay the same, the more they change

I went to Gilman tonight to see Set It Straight and a bunch of other bands. It was pretty fucking badass and towards the end of Strikes and Gutters I demonstrated to everyone why fat kids aren't suppo...
Posted by Dirty Uncle Brad on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:07:00 PST

the best of times, the worst of times

so I really do have a problem with sleeping now. It's 6:30 am and I've been up all night. It's pretty terrible but I'm able to do more in my extended day. I need a more stimulating day to day routine....
Posted by Dirty Uncle Brad on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 06:27:00 PST

I'm cute and so are you

So I've been reading those questions about yourself things that circulate myspace all the time on the bulletin boards and I'm just not getting one thing. Nobody seems to think that they are attractive...
Posted by Dirty Uncle Brad on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:38:00 PST

spun on Jolt

I went to see Good Clean Fun tonight in Roseville and got on hopped up on caffeine and positive hardcore music so now I can't sleep and am just kind of lurking on the Internet. So I was generally dick...
Posted by Dirty Uncle Brad on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 02:56:00 PST

the laziest man alive

I think that I might have broken the record for most bad movies watched that I've already seen in a week. I am leaving the house tomorrow and doing something. I don't know what it is but it's going to...
Posted by Dirty Uncle Brad on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:54:00 PST

training period

After being generally pissed off at the people who have unforgivably fucked me over during the course of my life I have decided to do something about it. There are people out there who I hate so much ...
Posted by Dirty Uncle Brad on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 02:40:00 PST

up the 530

I had a kickass time at 530 fest yesterday. Almost every local band that is worth a shit played there and it was fun from Social Concern's opening set to the shutdown with Parker. Gruk did pretty dece...
Posted by Dirty Uncle Brad on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 12:28:00 PST