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Hella Tone Loc

Dont worry im not your type.

About Me

I like wine. I like Darts. Hella sharp darts. I like bars. I like sand. I like BLACK. I love zombies. i hate cell phones. I like pumpkins. i hate sandcastles. I hate screaming children. I hate this about me section. no one reads it anyway.

My Interests

Steve Perry!!!!!! Hair dye, Vegas, Beer, vagina, powerstrips, check n 2 cash, black, rubber bracelets, GILGAMESH, making messes, I want to travel the 7 seas!, u dont know me, ONE EYED PIRATES, 9/11!, no ones really reading this........., i kinda wanna eat your head, i listen to crappy music but i dont care that u dont like it so i listen to it anyway. i want to sleep all day. and i want to play all night. did i mention i heart zombies?!

I'd like to meet:

I dont like to meet people. its cause im antisocial. dont take it personally. its cause people are crazy. and i like wine. that bout sums it up.

Music:

oh soooo many*** Coheed and Cambria, Neil Diamond, Weezer, Cyndi Lauper, Bad Religion, The Descendents,Tori Amos, Depeche Mode, Modest Mouse, Journey, Blondie, Morrissey, Joy Division, Cypress Hill, AFI, Alkaline Trio, Anything 80's, David Bowie, The Beatles, Nine Inch Nails, Switchblade Symphony, Orgy, The Living End, Johnny Cash, Marilyn Manson, GNR, The Postal Service, Rancid, Screeching Weasel, Rasputina, Green Day, Outkast, The Vandals, Mindless Self Indulgence, Atlas Strategic, The Darkness, The Killers, The Cure, The Spice Girls, The Cars, Garbage and Good Charlotte (yeah i know i suck). oooo and the Oldies!

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead, Office Space, Mallrats, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Evangelion, Baseketball, Dawn of the Dead, Appleseed, Natural Born Killers, Army Of Darkness, Amelie, Record of Lodoss War, The Big Lebowski, Hero, Constantine, The Birds, The Shining, The NeverEnding Story, Donnie Darko, Interview with the Vampire, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Wedding Singer, Elizabeth, A Life Less Ordinary, and soooo many others.

Television:

Blind Date, Invader Zim, Animal Planet, Star Trek, Shark Week, Chappelle Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Voltron, Pokemon! Otherwise Television is evil....

Books:

Diary of a Drug Fiend, Inferno, Books of Blood, The Bell Jar, anything Poppy Z Brite, Edgar Allen Poe, Dan Brown, Vonnegut, Angels and Demons, Clive Barker, Truman Copote, and of course, Chuck Palanuik. u wouldnt even like to know......

Heroes:

prolly just my momma right now. shes so cool u dont even know the half.