I am a huge nerd. The blood of a nerd runs through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The rubber pants command me. Don't ignore my veins!!!..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dan
Birthday: 5-23-77
Birthplace: Walnut Creek
Current Location: Your moms house
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed.... ambidexterous when it comes to masturbating though.
Your Heritage: 3/4 German, 1/4 Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Chuck Taylors
Your Weakness: vagaina
Your Fears: Carnie folk
Your Perfect Pizza: Garlic ranch sauce, chicken and real bacon.... dang that's good.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Cure death
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: RAD!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck.... time to get up already?
Your Best Physical Feature: Everything.... I'm hot.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I'm tired or I've had enough booze
Your Most Missed Memory: Watching your mom walk out of my room a satisfied woman.
Pepsi or Coke: Whiskey
MacDonalds or Burger King: Whiskey
Single or Group Dates: Gangbang
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Teabag
Chocolate or Vanilla: Milado
Cappuccino or Coffee: Diarrhea
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Swearing is for fucking assholes, only douchebags swear.
Do you Sing: Yes.... and badly I might add.
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah.
Have you Been in Love: Thought I was once.... turned out to be a cruel practical joke.
Do you want to go to College: I've been there.... I do wish to go back though.
Do you want to get Married: Yeah, some day I guess
Do you belive in yourself: Moslty. Being as rad as I am, how could I not.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on mountain roads.
Do you think you are Attractive: If I were a chick I'd bang me all day every day.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep, it's abnormal.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, they're pretty cool.
Do you play an Instrument: Yeah, beef curtains.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I am right now.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Unfortunately, no.... 'cept valium.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I HATE Oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, never.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I've taken them.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope. Haven't gone swimming in over a year.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: I am right now.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Nope.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: Throwing the Emperor down the exhaust shaft and proving myself to my son.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Jedi Knight.
What country would you most like to Visit: Either Germany or Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I don't care
Favourite Hair Color: I'm not picky.
Short or Long Hair: Either is nice.... as long as there's something to hold onto.
Height: Any height is nice.
Weight: Less than me.
Best Clothing Style: Crumpled at the foot of my bed.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Several.
Number of CDs I own: 50 or more.
Number of Piercings: Only 2 right now. Hopefully 4 after tomorrow.
Number of Tattoos: 1.... I wish I could afford more.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regret is for losers. My mistakes made me who I am.
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