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shirty Himself

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About Me

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Avid fan of horror films and all things zombie, shirty Himself is often found chained to the desk near his PC coming up with ideas for his t-shirt business... things that will offend most people and make a small minority appreciate the good humour in his designs. Not only does he cater for the zombie fans with his DEADWEAR but shirty also provides an elite service to those who have been scorned: REVENGEWEAR!! Somebody pissed you off? Dont get even! get shirty! thats right... send them a shirt and tell them what you really think of them! Want some examples? go to shirty's website www.getshirty.com.au and see for yourself! or you can go to his eBay store and get some goodies there too! Heres some examples for you to check out... Want some more? Go to my photo section and see whats there as well... if you want something printed...send me a message!

My Interests

Zombie Films, zombie prosthetics, cartoons, sex, catching spiders, art, music and a bunch of other things as well. Halloween and fancy dress ESPECIALLY!!!

I'd like to meet:

People with a sense of humour...jilted lovers in need of some revenge... remember folks... money talks... bullshits walks! This is me..yes, THE shirty Himself from Halloween 2004... after all it was the year of the Zombie!!

Music:

You name it, I probably like it. Although, now that I mention it, there is lots of muzac I will not like or stomach. First and foremost I like: Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedy's, Beatles and especially John Lennon. NIN, Fiona Apple, Sisters of Mercy, Bauhaus, Sick Puppies, Zombie Girl... I could be like every other tosser on this site and name every band on the planet, but suffice it to say, I like most music bar some country and easy listening namby pamby girlie shite. Gimmie punk, industrial and hardcore any day! (Emo, screamo and other poser shite suck big time!!)

Movies:



Television:

Not much these days...too busy living a life really. Cant go past Invader Zim, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, WWE & ECW when I can watch it... (no Foxtel now!)

Books:

So many to read... so little time really. My favourite Authors so far are: Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Anne Rice, Richard Laymon, Mick Foley, Mark Brandon Read and me!

My Blog

I might be a lot of things...but I aint no CHEATER.

Ive been called many things in my time on this planet. MANY things. Ive been called angry (well...DUH!) conceited, arrogant, rude, spitefull, a bastard, an asshole, a cunt, a fuckwit, a loser...et cet...
Posted by shirty Himself on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:10:00 PST

wheres the shirts, shirty??

Well folks, its been a while since the shirty one has blathered on this page, but being that his alter-ego has an actual life that spans outwards from this page, he hasnt been doing much on eBay or in...
Posted by shirty Himself on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:55:00 PST

Its rant time! so roll up those sleeves and get ready...(WTF is wrong with this world??)

Fucking Paris "bloody sook" Hilton  a.k.a. "Hollywood town bike" has been let out of jail, after 3 days. She was meant to serve 3 weeks. For being a drunk fucked up stupid rich cunt driving ...
Posted by shirty Himself on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:27:00 PST

for Sophie

Dear Readers, The myspace thought police and facist bully boys have censored the title of this blog: 'for Sophie "Dumb Cunt" Louise'... Pfft. Ive certainly been called worse in my time, seeing as the ...
Posted by shirty Himself on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:01:00 PST

Adelaide Zombie Walk

Hey kids, For those of you not already in the know, The Adelaide Zombie walk is due to occur on May 26th... shirty Himself is thinking of doing a couple of t-shirt designs specially for the walk...
Posted by shirty Himself on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:17:00 PST

Blog space moving... (revised) this one changing!

Dear Reader, I have a new PERSONAL myspace profile called "just Craig". I will be posting personal blogs from there. The profile is now set to private, so if you really want to know whats happening, y...
Posted by shirty Himself on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:05:00 PST

grrrrk!!! only hours to go!

Not long now!! I almost posted a bulletin! ha-ha!! As if I'd feel the need to call that much attention to myself, geesh! (If I did I'd be letting you know, dear reader, how big my latest shit was, whe...
Posted by shirty Himself on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 08:35:00 PST

Does anyone know where I can get a room full of boxes?? geesh!!

Fluck! Its been a productive day... I was waiting for the land agent and a bunch of people to get here at 12.30 today, but thats Saturday...grrr... They will be here soon...bunch of after work lookers...
Posted by shirty Himself on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:11:00 PST

Progress so far...

Well so far I have gone and paid my lease bond and 2 weeks in advance as required, I have organised the gardener to come over on Saturday to clean up the yard, which will cost me around $150-$200 to g...
Posted by shirty Himself on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:59:00 PST

40 degrees...too much to do...am I fucking mental? Dont answer that!

Ok. Here's the deal. I have Brent from Greenage Lawnmowing coming around in half an hour (9am) to discuss the cleaning up of the yard (another service I said I would do for Alf cos he's been such a go...
Posted by shirty Himself on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:18:00 PST