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I am Morty. That is all you need to know for now.

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got mushies?

there is always a drama queen in your circle of friends. even when you get rid of one...somehow another pops up in their place. like fungus. always with a problem. then a bigger problem. then an ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:50:00 GMT

and now for a good perve

yes well machine head was great...so was slipknot...the broken boot, bleeding foot, chipped front teeth andchris's brand new shit torn to shit was not so great but muh..   and lets all take a m...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 23:22:00 GMT

mem fox can suck my...

god you just cant do anything right as a parent in australia. first they say we're not reproducing fast enough so they introduce the baby bonus. then the baby bonus goes up from $500 to $5000 within...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Aug 2008 00:38:00 GMT

i have a new son.

yep ah ha...... my son has been put on a gluten/sugar/dairy free diet because of his behaviour. we think the hyperactivity and playing up might be an intolerance to one or all of these so vwe re...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:01:00 GMT

down with the sickness!

well i finally gots a new job. 2 in fact! the main one will be cooking for a child care center, its not huge  money but it allows me to pick tai up and drop him off to school everyday and i'm hom...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 08:46:00 GMT

my life right now, in dot points!

well.   *my tv died. *you can hear it but there is no picture. guess i'll have to use my imagination. *i had a jobbe interview today. it was scary. i looked normal., no tatts no piercing no purpl...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 05:42:00 GMT

proud to be an aussie? FUCKIN’ OATH I AM!!!

ONLY AUSSIES Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or A Turkish kebab, to sit on Swedish furniture and wa...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:22:00 GMT

today i found out something....

i found something worse than going to the dentist.   thats taking your 6 year old to the dentist. my poor little hellspawn had to have a pulpotomies which is something like a mini root canal they...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:19:00 GMT

skinny little bitch.....and some.....

can i just add one thing to my previous blog... i am respected. and thats more than you'll ever be.
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:19:00 GMT

yankie doodle dandy

i love the yanks. they are just such value for money dontchya think? now they're not all idiots..i have quite a few great friends from the land of the supersized.  i was watching the news tonight...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:14:00 GMT