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Mr. Happy

Do ya Pokey?

About Me

Just a fun little fella lookin' for adventure! My name is Mr. Happy and I would like to welcome you to the fan site for my book "Penis Pokey"!

My Interests

Spelunking

I'd like to meet:

Everyone!This is the gathering place for fans and friends of "Penis Pokey", and anyone else who enjoys playing with themselves. Bonus points if you like to play with others!

My Blog

Book update...

It's been an interesting few weeks for Penis Pokey.  Last Wednesday I was interviewed by Kevin and Cort on the Playboy Morning Radio Show.  We gave away a half-dozen books and had a great ti...
Posted by Mr. Happy on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:28:00 PST

I'm on Playboy Radio...

  ...January 31st at 6:20am.  Yesiree Campers, I said 6:20am.  I will be in-studio on the Playboy Morning Show with Kevin and Cort.  Which means I will dragging my ass out of bed ...
Posted by Mr. Happy on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:57:00 PST

Who's my Daddy?

"How were you raised?" A common question I get when someone finds out that I'm the author of Penis Pokey. I think I had a pretty typical childhood  middle class, suburbia, brothers and sisters (...
Posted by Mr. Happy on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:56:00 PST

Eternity...

Eternity...It appears to be a highly desirable and sought after lifestyle.Not only does mankind pursue the idea of living forever through science, but nearly all major religions make it a promise to t...
Posted by Mr. Happy on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 03:11:00 PST

"Look, I'm a peacock!"

We were on summer vacation at Whidbey Island in the Puget Sound.  I was eleven - one of my favorite years.  My parents had just divorced, Elvis passed away the week before, I still had no pu...
Posted by Mr. Happy on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 04:13:00 PST

Recoil...

Seeing as this a young and hip crowd...I hoped you could assist me with a little problem I have just experienced...This last weekend, my wife had us attending a "party" I wasn't aware of - "Just put o...
Posted by Mr. Happy on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:08:00 PST

Grabbing my own ankles...

We are a nation of idle stupidity, and I'm part of it.   I wonder how much we have in common at this time with the historical path of the fall of Rome.  A mighty and powerful nation at...
Posted by Mr. Happy on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:04:00 PST

Addiction...

My name is Christopher Behrens, and I like to ride my bicycle.   I have sat in on the sessions for the past six weeks and listened to your stories and felt your pains.  We all need help.&nbs...
Posted by Mr. Happy on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:01:00 PST

Knowing thyself...

I was wondering how many people today have any type of glimpse into themselves.  It's a world of connectivity, but not in the sense that seems to make it a better place.  We're connected ele...
Posted by Mr. Happy on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 05:57:00 PST

WIN detergent...

I don't know if any of you have tried this stuff yet, but I have to say WOW!    Because of our work situations, I tend to do the majority of laundry in our household.  It only too...
Posted by Mr. Happy on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 05:14:00 PST