THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN TAKEN FROM KROCKRADIO.COM...
1) Nickname in high school:
â€The Valedictorianâ€â€¦ although in retrospect I’m pretty sure they were talking to that Asian girl behind me.
2) Birthday:
Jan. 1st (seriously).
3) Astrological Sign:
Sedated.
4) Name of high school you attended:
The School of Hard Knocks.
5) City, State: Washington, D.C.
6) Guidance counselor's career recommendation: â€Shouldn’t you have graduated by now?â€
7) High School Club Affiliations
The Rigmas: Our motto was “Together Forever, Trevor.†I just did it for the red jacket.
8) Favorite class in high school? (Lunch doesn't count)
ESL- English as a Second Language - I don’t know why, but for some reason that class was a breeze. I pulled a “C†easy.
9) Favorite teacher:
Lunch Lady Doris.
10) GPA: Not sure…but I once had a Blood Alcohol Level of 2.3. Does that count?
12) In high school I was voted most likely to:
…show up at the 5 year reunion with hookers. Turns out they weren’t that far off; although I prefer the term “Rented Girlfriends†or “Hourly Soul Mates.â€
13) Favorite high school hangout: The Gap. What can I say, khakis were king, and the mannequins never said “no!†OK, I’m just kidding…I never wore khakis.
14) First car you bought:
Neon Rollerblades.
15) First job:
I’m still holding out for a management position.
16) First concert:
Raffi in the Park Tour. I was 3. Still to this day it was one of the craziest shows ever.
17) First album you bought:
G&R: Apatite for Destruction.
18) Most embarrassing high school moment:
When my friend, Donna Martin, couldn’t graduate because she got drunk at the prom, we made signs and marched to the courthouse on her behalf. I was all ready to make this huge speech, when some ass-clown named Brandon jumped in front of me and stole all my thunder. What a dick!
19) My biggest high school fashion regret was: …that girls didn’t dress as slutty back then.
20) Final Thoughts: It’s good to be at the greatest radio station in the greatest city in the world. Tune in when you can, because there’s no saying how long I’ll last before I get canned. Then it’s back to food stamps and panhandling. In the meantime drop me an e-mail at [email protected] and check out my shameless self promoting website www.funnykevin.com. Sweet dreams bitches!
Whatever I have been told to play at K-ROCK, Vh1, or MTV. And of course lots of Enya!
Two Words... "BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN." I never saw it, but i once knew a really fat chick with Scoliosis who we should have called "Brokeback Mountain." Oh well, live and learn i guess.
Since i was born Amish i am offended by this question. Now i am going to grab my butter churner and leave. Happy Now?
I've heard of these. Refresh my memory...what are they again?
Italian Coldcut or Meatball. Can't decide, cause both are too damn tasty!