White-ever |
I think the worst possible place for a woman in white pants to sit would be on a plate of Thanksgiving Dinner. You’ve got the brown gravey, the yellow butter, and the red cranberry sauce.&...
Posted by Jim Gervitis on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:38:00 PST |
The Revolution Will Not Be Televised |
Nor will anything else apparently. Comcast (or Time Warner, or whatever monopolistic cable juggernaut I’m currently at the mercy of, I honestly forget at this point) has been experiencing ...
Posted by Jim Gervitis on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:24:00 PST |
The Mile High Club |
I'm not one to throw my friends under the bus so the person in question will be hereafter referred to as "Mr X." After a prolonged absence Mr X returned to Los Angeles following a celebration of...
Posted by Jim Gervitis on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:33:00 PST |
The Domino Effect |
Last night I called to order a delicious half pepperoni half sausage pizza from Vito's Pizzeria which I believe spins one of the best pies in all of LA. Initially I was told it would take a whop...
Posted by Jim Gervitis on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:35:00 PST |
Can I See Some Id ? |
I've never understood why certain stores mandate the presentation of your driver's license when you attempt to pay with a credit card, regardless of the items being purchased. The teller should ...
Posted by Jim Gervitis on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:36:00 PST |
The Naked Shit |
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this special report. Somoe random dude took a Naked Shit at work yesterday!!!!! A Naked Shit!! For those who don't know...
Posted by Jim Gervitis on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 10:06:00 PST |
My Dad Rocks |
I have been obsessed with it as far back as I can remember. When Dad was away at work and Mom preoccupied with her afternoon soaps, I would slip into their bedroom, quiet as a mouse, and make my...
Posted by Jim Gervitis on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:28:00 PST |
Awkward Follows Me Everywhere |
So I'm strolling to the bathroom at work minding my own, when a girl comes blasting out of the ladies room with the force of a stampeding Rhinoceros. I could not help but turn and see what all t...
Posted by Jim Gervitis on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:47:00 PST |
My Office Smells Like B.O. |
The thing is, I do not currently have BO. Why then does it smell like BO in here? I'll tell you why. Certain people need to shower with more regularity before appearing in public.&n...
Posted by Jim Gervitis on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:38:00 PST |
Pawsitively Adorable |
For what its worth, if you are this cute, you are allowed to pee on my rug and hide chewed up pig ears in my laundry.(Featured: Mildred, and the other Jay I live with)...
Posted by Jim Gervitis on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:00:00 PST |
