Redefeat Communism 08!

In the world of politics, these are the 60 things that I believe in over everything else. This is based on Rush Limbaugh's 35 truths.
1) There is a God in heaven.
2) When the media says that there is to much religion in this country, something is wrong.
3) Abstinence works 100% of the time.
4) All women do and should have the right to brestfeed their children in public. Breast's were made for babies; it was the sicko's in Hollywood and in the Porn industry that made them sexual.
5) Abortion is murder. The only time abortion should take place is when a woman has been raped, and delivering a baby would harm or kill her. Be responsible for yourself.
6) Condoms give you a false sense of security when you are actually getting screwed.
7) I am strongly opposed to gay marriage.
8) I wonder why liberals support gay marriage, yet they hate Mitt Romney because he "comes" from a polygamist background. (If you think about it, these two things are not that different. Also, Mitt only has one wife.)
9) Hollywood and TV ruin relationships because a lot of people can not discern between reality and tinsel town.
10) All of the scumbags in Hollywood should either shut up until they get their facts straight, or burn in hell.
11) Michael Moore is the biggest waste of a human life I have ever seen.
12) Bill Maher comes in a close second, Rosie O'Donnell is third, Michael Crook comes in fourth.
13) I only watch Fox news. CNN and (P)MS-NBC are blocked from my cable subscription.
14) When I travel, I do not stay at Hotels that do not have Fox news.
15) The only time a person should be on government welfare is when their employed spouse has been injured or killed, and even then one should be on welfare for less than two months.
16) If you are broke, it is your own fault, and you should not seek out help from the government. McDonalds is always hiring.
17) Our cities have been poisoned with welfare dependency funds.
18) Liberals measure compassion by how many people are given welfare. Conservatives measure compassion by how many people no longer need it.
19) People should be allowed to earn what they keep, and not give a huge sum of it back to the government.
20) No country has ever taxed, AND prospered into greatness.
21) Money changes everything. Lives, relationships, social well-being, so on and so forth.
22) Don't let anybody tell you that it's "not the money," it's always about the money.
23) We need to reintroduce moral and spiritual values into the public school system. Adding more funds will not solve the problem.
24) It puzzles me that people seem to think that the teachers that struggle to teach our kids how to read and write are somehow qualified to teach them about sex.
25) Liberals should not be allowed to teach in the public school system. When I was in 7th grade I got brain-washed by a Liberal history teacher, and it has affected me till this day.
26) Capital punishment is the easiest way to solve problems. Somebody screws up, they get put out of their misery. They don't have to spend the rest of their life completely miserable in jail, and the taxpayers don't have to pick up the bill to keep them in jail for the rest of their life.
27) There's a simple way to solve the crime problem: obey the law; punish those who do not.
28) We need a wall between our border and the Mexican border.
29) We speak English in America. So if you can't learn our language then leave.
30) If you burn our flag, you should be burned as well.
31) I love America, and if you don't love America then get out of our country. Go live in a 3rd world country and see what happens there.
32) I don't know where I'd be without the help my father has given me throughout the years, both my father on Earth and my father in Heaven.
33) A lot of people are stupid and uneducated these days.
34) I am a Conservative Republican and very proud of it.
35) I can and I will convert you into a Conservative.
36) President Bush is the the man.
37) I do not agree with every single one of President Bush's policies. He is the right man in the right place at the right time.
38) President Reagan was the best President ever.
39) Jimmy Carter was the worse President ever.
40) Sean Hannity, Bill O'Rielly, Rush Limbaugh, and Michael Savage are the four greatest guys on the radio.
41) Nancy Pelosi is a bitch.
42) Hillary Clinton is a two-faced liar who thinks her tactics of moving towards the center are going to win her an election. Plus, she is scary to look at.
43) The A.C.L.U. can go to hell.
44) Cindy Sheehan makes me sick.
45) I am a firm believer in our Second Amendment Right to Bear Arms. Everyone should own a fire-arm.
46) I am a member of the N.R.A. and you should be too.
47) I will never let go of my guns. If the government ever decide's to take away firearms, they will have to pry mine away from my cold dead hands.
48) The Earth's eco-system is not fragile. We must not let environmentalists brain-wash us into beliving that it is.
49) There is no such thing as "global warming." I live in Alaska. If global warming were happening, I don't think it would be forty below outside my house in March.
50) Hybrid cars do not save you any money. If anything, they cost more than a regular car. If you don't believe me, do the math! Calculate car payments, gas mileage, and the dent it puts on your electric bill. I can pretty much guarantee that they will be more of a drain on your wallet than a regular car.
51) Supporters of PETA and other animal rights groups should all go jump off a cliff. I am a firm believer that animals were put on Earth FOR US TO USE AS WE SEE FIT! Do I believe in torturing Animals for no reason? No, I don't! However, I hunt, I fish, I am a pet owner, and I eat a TON of meat! And I don't want ANYBODY to tell me how I am supposed to do these things!
52) Liberalism is a disease. Their views on social values and national defense are far too dangerous for our country.
53) The only way liberals win national elections is by pretending they're not liberals.
54) Us as a people have a tendicy to complicate everything. We all need to chill out a little bit.
55) Too many Americans can't laugh at themselves anymore. Loosen up, people!
56) Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.
57) "People who don't believe in God will believe anything they hear." -Rush Limbaugh
58) ''Justice will be served, the battle will rage. This big dog will fight when you rattle it's cage. You'll be sorry that you messed with the U S of A. We'll put a boot in your ASS, it's the American way!" -Toby Keith
59) "If you're going through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you are scared don't show it. You might get out before the Devil even knows you are there." -Rodney Atkins
60) GET BUSY LIVING, OR GET BUSY DYING.