Amanda the Great

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I have lived a tough life. Starting out in a mediocre 2-story house located on the Connecticut shoreline, I was forced to share 1 bathroom with 4 other people. My other friends had at least 2 or 2 and 1/2 bathrooms to share. This is why when I'm rich enough to buy my own mansion, I will have at least 3 bathrooms. One for each floor of my house.
After realizing that I'd have to deal with the bathroom situation for the rest of my childhood, I was soon dealt another blow. Apparently I inherited some genes from my mother that would cause me to stop growing at the height of 4'9". Unable to reach the highest shelves in the supermarket nor excel at sports such as basketball, I went into a long-term depression, still present to this day. Sure, I've learned how to climb shelves and use things like "step stools", but my disadvantage will plague me for the rest of my life.
Some positive notes to my life are that I was born with, what Saint Andrew Wilkow would say is "rational thought". Hence I see through bullshit and have conquered MTV brainwashing. I vote republican, I have conservative ideals, and as I said before, I think rationally. There have been times where I've wanted to stop working or "go on disability" so I can take hand outs from the government, but I always remember the many wise words of Saint Wilkow and banish those thoughts from my mind.
I bow down not only to Saint Wilkow but also to Saint Glenn Beck and Saint Bill O'Reilly. Unfortunately, all 3 of these beautiful men are either married or engaged, so I can't marry them and help them rule the world of conservative talk radio.
When I'm not thinking rationally, I'm a Philadelphia Eagles fan. I do believe there's some kind of joke in that last sentence. I love this team and if there is one thing they've taught me, it's to NOT GIVE UP. I think George W. Bush is an Eagles fan.
That is all for now.
About My Blog:
I write alot about politics... I'm a strong-minded conservative. I incorporate a lot of humor and sarcasm into my blogs. However, sometimes I write about my daily life or things in the news that I find interesting or amusing. Really, it's a mixed bag. My blogs are like a box of chocolate, you never know what you're going to get, but they'll always be covered in yummy, creamy, delicious conservative values =)