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Tony

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About Me

SCUMBAG, territorial, edgy and irritable if/when Im not laughing at you. My hair is long enough that I could wipe my ass with it if I really wanted to...I keep my family close, and I crush my enemies into dust and smoke their remains on tin foil! I despise people who lie, so I've made a point to never make promises so as not to be accused of being one, but still it happens!. Too many people promise what they can't deliver. I'm told I don't take critisism well, but it actually makes me feel better about myself. -- Isn't it interesting how many people would rather hear gossip from a shithead than your own voice?...The truth must be boring as hell to a lot of people out there--- - - Thanks to Pat for the ink! - - - (and thanx to all the shitheads out there who have, at some point, crossed my path, and hence given me something to aim at)

My Interests

MUSIC(Guitar,Bass,Drums,computer sequencing,composing and recording), mind, humor, philosophy, art, guns, shooting bottles, ink, nature, anatomy, astronomy, spelling things wrong, social psychology, socializing, joke-rapping, and mind-altering substances that don't do serious harm to the human body; but pretty much everything does.

I'd like to meet:

Jason Voorhees, Christina Applegate, and Matt Hughes

Music:

Death,Slayer,Sepultura,Suffocation,Cannibal Corpse,Deicide,Hate....Iron Maiden,Old Metallica,Buckethead, Ice Cube and NECRO!!!

Movies:

action, comedy, violence

Television:

I dont watch that shit. eccept for UFC BABY, I'm at the bar every fucking time theres a fight!

Books:

non fiction, the writings of "Animal"

Heroes:

Death is my hero. It sits just over my left shoulder.

My Blog

The Cure for Insomnia: Version 2

So you've been staring at the cieling for a good 3 hours now. You've rolled from your back, to your side, then your stomach, then to your other side about 40 times. Your body is so tired but your mind...
Posted by Tony on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 02:37:00 PST

FUCK BITCHES : Volume 4

1. If you want sex, and your girlfriend tells you to take a cold shower, remember that the next time she's begging you for you know what. It starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ICK'. 2. So you've met a '...
Posted by Tony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FUCK BITCHES : Volume 2

WARNING: VERY VULGAR AND HATEFUL. MOST WOMEN WILL RESENT THIS. VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED FUCK BITCHES : Volume II 1. If you find yourself arguing with your girlfriend and she tells you to stop s...
Posted by Tony on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST