NEW SONG!!! "DIARRHEA THE 14th" |
NEW SONG 'DIARRHEA THE 14TH" from upcoming compilation 'MENACE II SOBRIETY'
JUST A TASTE OF THINGS TO COME!!! Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 15:15:00 GMT |
NEW SONG - FACEPLANT |
'FACEPLANT' became the title track of the new GORYHASA album due out in early 2006. The heaviness will not stop as long as GORYHASA is around. Posted by on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 18:43:00 GMT |
HOG SAUCE!!! |
now available: PHIL CLAXTON'S HOPPIN' HOT HABANERO HOG SAUCE!!! "Perks up any hog!Shuts up yapping dogs!" Hop on down to your local grocer and snatch a bottle today! Posted by on Wed, 08 Jun 2005 22:38:00 GMT |
THE GORYHASA WAY |
Most people do the whole cheese and crackers thing with wine.
We prefer beer with sausage and chips.
Thats the GORYHASA way
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PIG FARMER Posted by on Sun, 15 May 2005 23:20:00 GMT |
NATIONAL HOG FARM ALERT!!! IMPORTANT!!! |
Due to his skillfull daily hog calling, Claxton's Hog Farm has been overwhelmed by a stampede of wild hogs. The capacity of The Claxton Hog Farm currently will accomadate 200 full grown adult pigs. Th... Posted by on Tue, 03 May 2005 03:55:00 GMT |
PHIL CLAXTONS HOPPIN HOG FARM!!! |
GRAND OPENING ON JUNE 4th!!!
COME ONE, COME ALL!
THE LEGENDARY MEMBERS OF GORYHASA WILL GREET ALL PEOPLE ATTENDING, AND WILL INCLUDE THE FAMOUS POSSESSED PIG CALL!
WATCH THE HOGS GO HOG-WILD WHEN P... Posted by on Mon, 25 Apr 2005 15:02:00 GMT |
Kudos to Jack in the Box |
GORYHASA would like to extend our thanks to Jack in the Box for getting us home safely and sobering us up from pharmaceutical pills. Posted by on Sun, 27 Mar 2005 02:21:00 GMT |
NEW EP COMING OUT MID 2005!!! |
Keep an eye out for our newest creation, our first EP in over 5 years titled, "FacePlant", packed with all new GORYHASA songs. Recently weve been recieving a lot of comments from fans around the world... Posted by on Thu, 06 Jan 2005 22:41:00 GMT |
WHAT KILLER ARE YOU |
What horror movie psycho are you? Posted by on Wed, 22 Dec 2004 12:39:00 GMT |
VOCALS IN OUR MUSIC |
Some un-devoted 'fans' of ours have told us that our music would be much better with vocals that didn't sound so humorous and clown-like. Despite what these brainless morons think music should sound l... Posted by on Mon, 20 Dec 2004 23:41:00 GMT |