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Jason Bielecki

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

* * * THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE WAS TRANSCRIBED BY AN ANNONYMOUS FRIEND OF JASON WHO CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAYS WHEN HE'S FUCKED UP ON PILLS WHICH IS ALL THE TIME * * *"I am a PIMP. I can see the future. I weld in Calafornia county. Im scared of gay guys so if you are one backoff. I haven't been in school for a long time. Im incoherent most of the day. Something as insignificant as a phone call warrants me taking an assortment of colorful pills to forget about what little responsibilities I have. I sell weed but skimp people every time. One time this Russian guy threatened to break my legs. Everyone tells me I'm a terrible liar, but I know for a fact that I'm a professional liar. I drive a blue Chevy Nova which is a cop magnet. My friends tell me not to burn out my tires in front of their houses so I only do it when they get on my case about being fucked up all the time. I have had numerous encounters with the police but I have never been in jail. Maybe it's because I'm so frail that I'd get torn to shreds even if I went to a women's prison."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bitches, Blimps, Crooked Doctors, People I can skimp, and people I can lie to. Also anyone that needs anything welded, but I dont really weld much anymore cause selling weed is easier than actually working for money.---When a girl says your dick is big, then laughs afterwards, that means that your penis is probably big, but not nearly as big as my 3 inch masterpiece

My Blog

MY PENIS

i woke up with wax on my penis. so i went "mommy, why cant i pee? my pee pee wont go WEE WEE!!" and then i start cry and my younger brother laugh at em. so i had to take the wax out with a toothpick a...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:34:00 GMT

Pills, Blimps, and Problems: By Jason B

Blue thing, White thing, Love I do. Big fat Blimps are good for you. Taking drugs will solve your woe. Break my toe. Last night I was such a PIMP, Humped all night a big fat BLIMP, Snatch was tasty ju...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:40:00 GMT

Soft Stick

Do you suffer from male erectile dysfunction?then use what I use:  SOFT STICK Soft stick gives me the get up and go i need for those nights where valium and soma just arent cutting it for my erec...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jul 2005 13:24:00 GMT