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About Me

I'm Vlad (The Impaler) They call me that because I'm hung like a bull elephant),I'm also an out of work two bit actor looking for gainful employment as a multi billionaire. Currently I work as a Monitory Operations Financier and Food Order Specialist for McDonald's Fine Old Fashined Hamburger Joints ... Well, I just quit actually... Or maybe I'm a retired Marine that also writes stuff on occasion. Haha, I got the smart papers when I joined that said "sign name here" instead of "sign 'X' here." I wanted to make sure those fuckers knew I could read, I juts hate to. Check out my blog and comment if you dare ... Eh, fuck it ... I double dare you. ............................................................ ............................................................ ... I'm not the fig plucker I'm not the fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck figs till the fig pluckings done ... I'm not the fig plucker I'm not the fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck figs till the fig pluckings done. I'm the world's gift. The greatest human to walk the land! Death Metal is my music of choice and Haysoos is my best friend, we smoke crack and worship satan with Buddha

My Interests

cute chicks, classical guitar, death metal!!!!!!!!!!!!! DEATH METAL! My dog, My truck, Cold, rainy weather, poetry, drawing, politics, Classical music, and, did I mention sex? The Banaca Blast is a fun on to give the chicks. I'm too smooth yo and play mad games... woot woot! I'm the original gangsta and I'd like four 20oz beers and a dance with Maryjane right about now though. Fucking with people's minds is fun too. Or randomly scaring people for no reason is always fun.
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 85% Conservative, 15% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

I'd like to meet:

"When human hearts break and human souls despair, then from the twilight of the past come the great conquerors of distress ... of shame and misery, of spiritual slavery ... to look down up on them and hold out their eternal hands to despairing mortals. Woe unto the people who are ashamed to grasp them."

Music:

Classical, Death Metal, Thrash Metal, Black Metal, Old School Punk, But mostly Metal Opeth, Death, Moztart, Chopin Slayer, Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Vivaldi, Carnivore, Metallica, Suffocation, Iron Maiden, Hate, Hate Eternal, D.I., Skrewdriver, Bound For Glory, Symphony X, Iced Earth, Morbid Angel, Simon And Garfunkle, Tom Petty, Necro, Ineffable, Goryhasa, Cystrot, T-dub's raps

Movies:

Saving private Ryan, We Were Soldiers, American History X, Romper Stomper, South Park, The Believer, Dances With Wolves, The Silence Of The Lambs, Cheech and Chong, Team America World Police, Michael Moore Hates America, Gorilla Farming

Television:

METALOCOLYPSE!!!! That show fucking RULES! Futurama, South Park, The Simpsons, Fox News, King of The Hill, Family Guy

Books:

1984, The Hot Zone

Heroes:

Ronald Reagan! The American Freedom Fighters fighting terror in Iraq, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Sean Hannity, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Rush Limbaugh, our founding fathers, The Great Yordan Yordanoff, my midget friend J.J.

My Blog

Classical Guitar

That's right .. I fucking OWN it! I'm going to rule the world of Classical "Guitardom" (it's a Garyism). Anyways ... I'm having my new teacher, teach me the piece "Fue Elise". It's pretty crazy on cla...
Posted by Gary on Sun, 20 May 2007 02:27:00 PST

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Only in a distorted realityillusions of love can be foundwhile a hindered spiritis chained to the groundsoon to be deadalmost willfully killed in a floodwhat remains, remainsand will be buried by...
Posted by Gary on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:00:00 PST

"Slumberland" (Repost)

this would be one of the better poems I've written -G Step into my world of fantasyclose your eyes ...engage your self in slumberand you'll see the dreams to be.Slumberland, of pe...
Posted by Gary on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:36:00 PST

"Winds"

another shitty, uninspired poem. Winds of change vilolently blowthe name ... immortalwill flowfrom the mouth to the earthrough narrow rapidsof the river ... thoughts disappearVicio...
Posted by Gary on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

"Dead"

Empty inside and vacant of eyewhen a person is lost in lifeand their sight is blinded by mudsometimes the quickest way outis an extended handmade up of muscle and bloodhelpful is alway...
Posted by Gary on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 02:04:00 PST

"The Magistrate"

Reserve your judgmentfor final day prayercowering, fall to your kneesat the crucifix you stareWhen you stand at the Gates of creationheed to prophetic warningand let the buyer bewareWhen the sentence ...
Posted by Gary on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST

My Protege

My Protege ... He's a pretty cool kid. He's half Korean and half Japanese and he's number 5 in my top friends. I first started ...
Posted by Gary on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 12:22:00 PST

"Bound" (repost)

A sick, young Marinemissing his missionthis young manis trapped in the prisonof a white, sterile hellwith miles of tubes and wiresHe's bound to the wallFriends are now scarce....
Posted by Gary on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:58:00 PST

"Words Of War"

Steady, we hold at the borderready for warthe order was givento even the scoreAttack with precisionand destroy with persuasionThe Sun is hidingblocked by a clay-red skya nerve-wracking feelingIs ...
Posted by Gary on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:54:00 PST

"S.W.P."

I wrote this a while ago for someone who really impacted my life deeply. I was inspired and was able to piece together words of wonderment to create a picture of a warrior princess and transform that ...
Posted by Gary on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST