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1.20.09

I no longer know who I am, and I feel like a ghost of a total stranger.

About Me

I came on Eileen.Lately I have found myself on a mission to bring back Arrested Development...effing tragedy this was canceled. Who's with me?!?!I also recently learned that I am going to hell:Lastly... here's the A.B. Video of the week...err month. It's another classic scene from my all-time favorite show, Seinfeld. "The Merv Griffith Set"

My Interests

Don't knock masturbation..it's sex with somebody I love. I heart music:
I Vote: I heart Mr. Andy Warhol:I take pictures:I'm a film guy though. I refuse to go the way of the more convenient, economical, just as good quality, digital that all the kids these days are doing. I can't be convinced.I'm a firm believer that 6 degress of seperation for the Kevin Bacon game is 3 steps too many.Below you'll see part of my ridiculous obsession with music and movies. It's much worse than you think...trust me. Beyond that I'm a writer. Odds are if I'm online, I'm writing. Whether its a new blog, or a screenplay, poetry, lyrics...you name it.Last but not least I'm a sports nerd.Colts (Superbowl Champs!!)PacersHoosiersFighting IrishCubbies

I'd like to meet:

My Winnie CooperThis sexy Bitch:...Oh and that Maggie's not so bad either.Someone as cool as Jason Schwartzman...or in other words, just Jason Schwartzman:Bobby Knight:Cliff Claven:You ask yourself "Why Cliff Claven?" Well, he's a genius. Just look at some of these quotes:"Due to the shape of the North American elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna." "Well you see, Norm, it’s like this…A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."Peyton Manning:..So Yes, I guess what it all comes down to is I just want to meet a bunch of guys...ahem. So if you are mentioned above or just care to get to know all that is "I" say hi. enemyofirony on aim.Oh and I want this dog:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

Bob the Meth Builder

Thank you for taking time away from ogling pictures of Miley Cyrus long enough to read this. And don't keep your fingers crossed for that Jonas Brothers racy photo shoot. I've talked to the people at ...
Posted by 1.20.09 on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:34:00 PST

Wait so a Bunny died on a cross for my sins?

If the Bible were a DVD... would it have Easter Eggs? Spring has sprung. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, NY governors are resigning after paying to have their knobs polished...ahh, what a lov...
Posted by 1.20.09 on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 04:11:00 PST

2008 NFL Movie Character Mock Draft

2008 NFL Movie Character Mock Draft This years draft class features an impressive array of players for teams to choose from. But what if the field was enlarged to include some of our favor...
Posted by 1.20.09 on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:55:00 PST

Will you GHB my Valentine?

It's been a little while since I've written for you all but I asure you this one is worth the wait. Why you ask? Because this blog will be published! WooHoo! Yes, for some ungodly reason I am being pa...
Posted by 1.20.09 on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:16:00 PST

What’s similiar about these two photos?

& Answer: It's what happens when Bellicheat and the Patriots fuck with a Manning. I hope it hurts....
Posted by 1.20.09 on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:49:00 PST

My Exclusive Interview with Tom Cruise

Ole' Tommy Boy is at it again! With a recent video hitting the internet by storm where Tom goes off the wagon about scientology we finally see how crazy this man has truly become. Oddly enough t...
Posted by 1.20.09 on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:10:00 PST

A.B.’s New Years Resolutions & Why 08’ Will Blow

Happy New Year! And to my Asian readers- Happy Year of the Rat/Pig/Dragon/Jew or whatever gay thing it is. Onto the news! Albeit Cheating, football history was made as the New England Patriots finis...
Posted by 1.20.09 on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 06:56:00 PST

The Mother of all Resumes

GEORGE W. BUSH1600 Pennsylvania AvenueWashington, DC 20520EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE :Law Enforcement:I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled g...
Posted by 1.20.09 on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:36:00 PST

The only blog I actually care if you read...

About once or twice a year I post here asking for one small favor. For just a few minutes of your time. For just one small moment in your day...This is that moment.9 minutes. Thats all it takes and al...
Posted by 1.20.09 on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:42:00 PST

Hollywood Heathens & Holiday Wishes

Happy holidays! By which I mean Christmas and Hanukkah. Kwanzaa can go fuck itself. What the hell is Kwanzaa anyway? It sounds like someone just took a name from a character on Land of the Lost and m...
Posted by 1.20.09 on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:03:00 PST