I am a Professional Vedic Astrologer, Clairvoyant, Writer, Healer, "Comedium," Magician and Telepathic Psychic Goddess.
I love spirituality and comedy in equal doses . . . def jam poetry, disco music and 70's rock and roll.
My heroes are children!
I love people who are creative, bohemian, artistic and want to change the world and protect the Earth! I love compassionate men and powerful women and anyone who loves to shine their light!
There is a man in my life. He's a little man! He fits in my purse and we go really well together! He's my boy toy . . . he's my chihuahua Wish!
OK . . . so I also talk to dead people (mostly famous ones) and I channel Merlin. Yes I am from L.A. and No I'm not crazy! Although sometimes I think I am crazy but the dead people I talk to tell me I'm not. lol
And remember "The other side is just like here except there's no anger and there's no fear and you never die . . . you just stop paying taxes!"
My blogs are very inspiring "Real Stories of the Heavenly Patrol" about my crazy psychic life!
If you ever need a reading, I am your go to Goddess for clarity and direction!
I could be a muse for you or I could just amuse you! Either one is fine with me!
Your life is a movie
Do you prefer Drama or Comedy?
If your script needs a rewrite
I can help you see the light
See who you really are
So you can shine, be a star
Then play your divine role
To help make this planet whole.
So we can be one nation under a groove
Gettin down just for the funk of it!!
POETRY INSPIRED BY
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF FUNK
MISTER GEORGE CLINTON
PEACE OUT!
