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MARIA DESTROYER

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About Me

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My Interests

SOME THINGS I LIKE: flying v's, bunny rabbits,doing it,KISSKILL DESTROYER(best band ever), horror movies, porn,my earth guitar cab and head,strippers,motley crue's outfits circa shout at the devil and too fast for love,halloween,gogo dresses,being on tour,sleeping,horror,ghosts,my paul stanley action figure,my life-size KISS cardboard stand up thing,sluts,wrestling(the kind with costumes and skits),interesting make-up(especially intense eye make-up),horror movie make-up/special effects,KISS make-up,outfits,and tribute bands,people who aren't lame,really high heels(stripper shoes),"dancin' with myself",huge metal show stage productions, good coffee/espresso,guys in tighty whitey's,cool hair,geeks,sluts,blondes,fishnet stockings,disco balls,mad scientists,scenes in movies that are funny but aren't supposed to be,death metal aerobics, "party drinks",big belts, hair spray,light shows,fog machines, ............................................................ ............................................................ .......SOME THINGS I HATE: purple, girl movies,not doing it, drama, people who always talk about boring "smart stuff",when the ghosts in my house misbehave,meat,babies,acoustic guitar,stand up comedy,folk music,nebraska,walmart shoppers,bad coffee(starbucks for example),crybabies/tears,girl talk (saying mean,usually untrue things about people they're jealous of, man hating, playing the victim,making shopping plans,asking people if they look fat,pretending to like whatever music is popular that month and taking it a step further by saying they had always liked it,avoiding the cock, dumb gossip, etc...),sports(but i do like the raider's outfits and also wrestling but technically that's "sports entertainment" so.....),hip packs(belly bags), calling soda: "pop", floral scents,bumpy men(buff "tuff" guys),waking up early, baggy pants......

I'd like to meet:

SLUTS, HOT PEOPLE,GUYS WHO ROCK THE TIGHTY WHITEY'S(those are sooo hot), AGING ROCKSTARS, MAD SCIENTISTS,METAL KIDS,GHOSTS,etc...--------- --------- -------- ----WHO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO MEET:(sorry. i'm so negative.)---------- -guys with pictures of their dumb sports cars on their profile -people looking for life partners -guys who don't have anything in common with me except that we both love porn -bumpy men and their stupid bumpy pictures(for a description of "bumpy men" please see the "things i hate" section of my profile)unless they are pro wrestlers or aspiring pro wrestlers and have a cool costume

Music:

KISSKILL DESTROYER,Motley Crue( shout at the devil and too fast for love)!!!KISS,W.A.S.P.(their first album rules so much),the vanishing,judas preist,faster pussycat, l.a. guns,kix,ratt,dirty looks,AC/DC,sonic youth,ABBA(sorry),alice cooper,king diamond/merciful fate,poison(look what the cat dragged in) random new wave/disco,cinderella,hanoi rocks, queensryche( especially rage for order),pretty bot floyd,the gwen stefani solo album(sorry), neon hunk,motorhead,big black,danko jones,random electro music,vinnie vincent invasion,metal church,fastway(based soley on the trick or treat soundtrack), some marilyn manson(but i swear" i'm not goth"),some dokken(even though they are huge dorks they can write a good pop song),iggy pop,warrior soul/spaceage playboys,electric six,venom,slayer,amen,turbonegro,ima robot,manowar(because they look like those guys on the covers of romance novels and "if you don't like metal then you're not my friend"not because they rule),the goblins(goblin)(because creepy horror movie music is cool)and so much more.........

Movies:

maniac(i told you not to go out tonight mommy...), decline of the western civilization-the metal years,necromantik, american psycho, the terminator, dawn of the dead(remake), cabin fever, pieces,the devil's rejects,beyond the darkness,corpse grinders, the devil's nightmare, suspira, stagefright,i spit on your grave,sleepaway camp,sleepaway camp 2(unhappy campers),sleepaway camp 3 friday the 13th movies, trick or treat,the beyond,necromancer,skinned alive,deranged,the warriors,heavy metal parking lot,man bites dog,the road warrior,the wraith,deathwish 3,demon summer,midnight skater,slumber party massacre,house of a thousand corpses,roadhouse(so ridiculous), the ass collector,prom night(when the decapitated head is just hangin' out on the dance floor while lights flash and disco music plays), hello marylou prom night 2, this funny porno i have on tape that has this guy in an evil yoda mask who holds a cock shaped candle to his crotch along with his demon masked buddy and let hot wax drip on some whiney chicks who really need to just suck it up, last house on the left,red dawn, doom generation,the rick flair wrestling dvds(whooo) + lots and lots of porn.

Television:

the girls next door!!!!!!!!!!!!

Books:

american psycho, the dirt(motley crue)

Heroes:

myself,dj aquanet, nikki sixx(on the drugs), paul stanley, ric flair,tom savini, p.h.

My Blog

tighty whitey's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why don't lots of guys wear them? they are soooo hot.i have a dream that one day i will have a wet tighty whitey contest in honor of me.
Posted by MARIA DESTROYER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DEATH METAL AEROBICS

ok, so i'm making these aerobics videos. it will actually be a set of three called "the Metal Health Trilogy". one of the videos is death metal aerobics, another is euro(metal)cardio, and the other is...
Posted by MARIA DESTROYER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ric flair loves his cock............and he wants you to love it too

so i hear ric flair(best wrestler ever....whoooo)has this thing about pulling his cock out and showing it to girls. i hear it happens on airplaines where he calls stewertesses over and then pulls it o...
Posted by MARIA DESTROYER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST