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eleanor carn't

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me



You

you're a beast, she said
your big white belly
and those hairy feet.
and you have fat hands
paws like a cat
your bright red nose
and the biggest balls
i've ever seen
you shoot sperm like a
whale shoots water out of the
holes in its back.

beast beast beast,
she kissed me,
what do you want for
breakfast?

My Interests

I like most things. Being very easily amused is a quality which balances my propensity to over analyse EVERYTHING. I like cheese. I like it when i make a cheese sandwich and then squash the bread down before eating it, making it slightly flatter. I think this is an attempt to emulate the way my sandwiches used to end up by the time I ate them at school. I like the sky, although thinking about the concept of space and other things of such scale has been known to give me panic attacks. Therefore as far as I am concerned the sky is a pretty lid and the world is flat. I love summer, i love being outdoors and not being cold. I love the rain, i love being in deserted places in the rain, like the beach. I like singing very loudly and badly when driving my car. I like you, probably. I like dressing up and I miss it. I like watching films. I like reading for pleasure, not for work. I love these shoes! . Also fun are: Parties,drinking, dabbling,music,passionate people,dancing til your makeup slides off yo face,laughing,reading,thinking,big pantsstruggling with existence and mortality,eating,Hair dyeing frequently,inappropriate comments, the perry bible fellowship, legwarmers polka dots, stripes, crap weather on beaches Oh and i don't smoke weed, nor will i ever. It makes me vomit and pass out.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

NIN, marilyn manson, mogwai, kenickie, radiohead, talking heads, joy division, yeah yeah yeahs, radioactive man, john b, johnny cash, debasser, a perfect circle, angelica, aphex twin, arab strap, the autobots, bjork, black sabbath, blakcalicious, the breakfastaz, cat power, skunk anansie, chicks on speed, the cure, david bowie, the faint, rob da bank, low, my bloody valentine, peaches, le tigre, plump djs, aphrodite, infected mushroom, jds, miss kittin and the hacker, the flaming lips, simple minds, the walkmen, low, the rolling stones, half man half biscuit, liars, death cab for cutie, morissey, the smiths, jim o'rourke, its jo and danny, QOTSA, distillers, the killers, george clinton and parliament, seafood, tool, jimmy eat world, faith no more, lady sovereign (make way for the ES-OH-VEE) new order, smashing pumpkins, the arcade fire, interpol, diane cluck, electralane, the reindeer section, smithmonger., elliot smith, nick drake, bright eyes, Brant Bjork, Mark Lanegan, Screaming Trees, Kyuss, Dresden Dolls, Regina Spektor, MeWithoutYou ...and more but this is taking ages!

Movies:

hot fuzz, the machinist, batman begins, anchorman,wayne's world (1 and 2),spirited away, the cat returns, anything else by studio Ghibli, secretary, lost highway,the terminator (1 and 2),crap 80s films,talk to her, all about my mother, women on the edge of a nervous breakdown and anything by pedro almodovar,natural born killers,zoolander,spider,sin city,little nicky,labyrinth, the lost boys,fear and loathing in las vegas, pirates of the caribbean, twin peaks fire walk with me, blue velvet, lost highway, alice in wonderland, bedknobs and broomsticks, the nightmare before xmas, the cars that ate paris, a clockwork orange, eraserhead, the 39steps, rear window, vertigo, alien, aliens, alien III, underworld, sin city, the wedding singer, children of men, buffalo 66

Television:

Neighbours, pimp my ride twin peaks, the mighty boosh, the smoking room, nathan barley, futurama, family guy, eastenders (just to watch Pat get jiggy), fist of fun, TMWRNJ, the IT crowd, garth marengi, father ted, blackadder, time team Popworld fucking rocks

Books:

I am currently reading the Time Travellers Wife, then, the Secret History.

My Blog

The things I’d write given half the chance.

every day I sit on the train, to and from work, imagining the things I'd write given the time and the chance. Pretendning my story is any different to anyone elses and imganing that I am different and...
Posted by eleanor carn't on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:10:00 PST

just a list

List of exciting things(in no particular order)- Seeing the smashing pumpkins at Reading Fest in August- Having a job (not sure if 'exciting' is the right word?)- Having another new bed, one that does...
Posted by eleanor carn't on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:56:00 PST

shuffle me silly

SOUNDTRACK TO MY LIFE:So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, type the song that's playing5. When ...
Posted by eleanor carn't on Mon, 14 May 2007 03:56:00 PST

Job Centres

Ok...So you use modern technology to register with the job centre people. You fill in the forms and then someone phones you. They take down the same info and then someone else phones you. Same info pl...
Posted by eleanor carn't on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:14:00 PST

Ellie gays one off about NIN...

God damn I love Trent. I was a little worried at the beginning but everything from track 7 onwards has been golden. Everything from track 11 onwards has made me fantastically depressed in the knowledg...
Posted by eleanor carn't on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:52:00 PST

San Francisco

So far in San Fran...sleep.time zone wallies.jet lag.BART.hostel.crazies.crap breakfast.macdonalds.beautiful buildings.big spaces.sunshine.sunburn.trams.cables.china town.x-rated fortune cookies.dim s...
Posted by eleanor carn't on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:26:00 PST

eBay...just for your amusement

From a.bee35: Hi, I received my jeans today but unfortunately am disappointed with them as they have a mark on them, just under the front left pocket. This wasn't mentioned on the listing and if it ha...
Posted by eleanor carn't on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 05:47:00 PST

People who lie...

For no reason. People who use other people.People who manipulate situations.People who manipulate people.People who don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves.People who hurt people I love. Will mo...
Posted by eleanor carn't on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 02:19:00 PST

I might do a wee of happiness

So, I can SUSPEND my studies for upto a year!!! On the grounds of being a little bit mentalcore in the brain tank. YESSSS. Stop April, take 9 months, start again on Jan 1st 2008. In the meanwhile...fu...
Posted by eleanor carn't on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:30:00 PST

Freedom?

Just given notice on my flat. for the first time in this century I am not tied to university, to degrees, to houses. For the first time I can go anywhere and do...anything cheap. But you get my point....
Posted by eleanor carn't on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:00:00 PST