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Filthy McNasty ♥

Life is short, I won't settle for little; Love isn't for cowards, nor the cowards for love

About Me

It's Charlotte the harlot,
The girl we adore,
The pride of the prairie,
The cowpunchers' whore.

She's dirty, she's vulgar, she spits in the street,
Why whenever you see her, she's always in heat.
She'll lay for a dollar, take less or take more,
The pride of the prairie, the cowpunchers' whore.


This is a song my old man likes to sing me. It's all utterly untrue. Except the vulgar bit.

My Interests

cod
chips
bovril
bovril on bread
bovril on crackers
bovril straight off the knife
bed
bovril in bed
ketamine
ketamine in bed
I haven't had cod and chips in bed yet but mark my words it's only a matter of time and I can pretty much guarantee that I'll like it.
tramps
not so much tramps in bed
I'd like to say figging but it would be a lie- i got as far as testing the ginger on my tongue.

Also: Religious kitsch & Jesus paraphenalia/ Anthony Gormley/ Prep school humour/ Reading/ Famous motorway haulage companies/ Printmaking/ Tubesocks with the coloured stripes/ Cats/ Suspension/ My Huntley & Palmer biscuit tin/ Fairylights/ Tracey Emin/ Men's Ankles/ Cockneys/ Disgusting documentaries/ Portraiture/ Absinthe- the drink & advertsing/ Richard Dadd/ Glow in the dark stuff/ The Seaside/ Visual illusions/ Odilon Redon/ Free parties & squat parties (not London ones)/ Psychological dysfunction and it's effect on art/ Hammer Horror, bad B-movies and good grindhouse/ Marc Chagall/ The phrase "Get your rrrat out"/ Aung San Suu Kyi/ Torture Garden/ Other people's tattoos/ Edinburgh fiction/ Dreadlocks/ Verlinde/ Home grown lettuce/ Buddha dharma & Mindfulness/ Naughty glints in eyes/ Taranfuckingtino/ Dressing up/ Roman Dirge....

I'd like to meet:

Lewisk he's totally ireeeeeeeeeeene.. If he sees me in a club, bottle full of bud I hope he comes gives me a hug...

-Take it sleazy now.

Music:

-HARDCOREINDUSTRIALTECHNO-

and music at gay bars. Music to get bummed to. yes. you can be the bitch now.

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Movies:

Good ones. Gangster ones. British gangster ones. Japanese gangster ones.
I saw Beavis and Butthead the other day and to be fair I thought it was fucking hilarious. I felt immense mirth. Mirthful I was.

Television:

Anything that I can shout at- in fact most of it. Especially Loose Women, I've never seen a bunch of sadder, more washed up, intellectually retarded- nay, crippled, slags. Loose Women? You said it. Utter fuckbags If those aren't four faces you want to stomp on, I don't know what are. Thank god Claire Sweeny has finally had the good grace to bugger off from that and 60 minute makeover. Her Lionel Ritchie teeth put me off not just my breakfast but my entire life.

Books:

Books are one of my favourite ever inventions. I do like to get my read on a whole lot. I'm not one of those people like my old man, who seems to think they're sacred objects though. Truss- they're not made out of magic and spider's webs and you're not going to hell because you got a bit of choc-ice on your Chuck Palahnuik or dropped your Irvine Welsh in the bath. Yup, I'm a page folder.
Mind you, having said that, if you got choc-ice on one of my Viz's I'd probably frown at you a bit.
I feel quite pissed off that my favourite authors are so predictable. Welsh, Palahniuk and Thompson- what a cliche, Not much I can do about that though really.

Heroes:

Anyone (except Luke) who can truly say "I've done things I'm not proud of, and the things I am proud of are disgusting". Sheila Gallagher, The Spaulding family, Papa Lazarou and Jon Snow.

My Blog

SUPPORT LITHIUM PICNIC!

Suicide Girls is a load of old shite; A massive cash machine run by men, for men... and naieve insecure girls (Is it by pure irony that they're known as Suicide girls? I think not.)The standard o...
Posted by Filthy McNasty ♥ on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:59:00 PST

My celebrity lookalikes! Lucky them I say!


Posted by Filthy McNasty ♥ on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:55:00 PST

A survey, for a change.

1.) Name one person who made you smile today?I have been slightly gaying-off ellie style 2.) What were you doing at 11:00 this morning?I had an appointment at the asylum 3.) What were you doing 3...
Posted by Filthy McNasty ♥ on Fri, 11 May 2007 11:52:00 PST

Yes please

Right if anyone needs to buy me anything then the new Agent Provocateur bikini would go down an absolute fucking treat- you'll know the one when you see it. *SWOONS* Oh and the Ray Mears DVDs please. ...
Posted by Filthy McNasty ♥ on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:09:00 PST

27th of April!

Today was fucking excellent! So excellent I want to wrtite about it-yay! First off I was very excited that my very lovely, very dear friend squidge had arranged to come round! Which was exce...
Posted by Filthy McNasty ♥ on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 05:33:00 PST

TV Shouting...

1)....At chefs on the telly who ask each other questions- We all know that you know what to do with all the ingredients, as you, believe it or not, are chefs. So don't fucking patronise me by asking e...
Posted by Filthy McNasty ♥ on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST