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DAN!!!

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About Me


"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ari Fucking Gold.
Neville Fucking Bartos.
Jonathan Fucking Ross.
Mike Fucking Strutter.

My Blog

Tales of Shame and Degradation in the ’80s

Maybe there is no Heaven. Or maybe this is all pure gibberish  a product of the demented imagination of a lazy drunken hillbilly with a heart full of hate who has found a way to live out where the re...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 07:59:00 GMT

Chuck Palahniuk

Guts By Chuck Palahniuk(from the collection Haunted) Inhale. Take in as much air as you can. This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:48:00 GMT

FUN TIME

If you opened this, FILL IT OUT! Learn 50 things about your friends, and let them learn 50 things about you! 1. Do you like cheese?Sometimes 2. Have you ever smoked heroin?Not to my knowledge 3. Do y...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 17:09:00 GMT

I'm Gonna Make A Brand New Start Of It!

Start spreading the news, I'm leaving todayI want to be a part of it - New York, New YorkThese vagabond shoes, are longing to strayRight through the very heart of it - New York, New York I want to wak...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:22:00 GMT

Duck Pond Simulator

CLICKY FOR DUCK POND
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:50:00 GMT

I NEED FILMAGE

NEW FILMS I NEED IN MY LIFE 1) Grindhouse Tarantino makes a movie about a chick with a machinegun for a leg. 2) 300Frank "Sin City" Miller brings his other good comic to the big screen 3) His Da...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 16:27:00 GMT