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About Me

Hey Jesus your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind...HEY JESUS!!!Do doo do doo!HEY JESUS!Hey Jesus your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind...Do doo do doo!HEY JESUS!!!!! HEY JESUS!!!!Dodododododo!!!!!Hurah for Jesus!!! Also watch out for the Giant Bee's that seem to be attacking people nowadays. Nastly little critters be thems Bee's... Be warned, them Bee's be everywhere where you be... be... Bee be...BEE'S!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Iv met all my heros. Iv had a good run and been around a few thousand years, so iv met many many people, all I have loved and respected. Although those fucking Romans were all cunts. All of them.

My Blog

The 100mph Orgasm

Kids, theres a new craze sweeping the land.  So mighty in its power this craze has swept the nations youth like no other.   I forget exactly what the craze is called, or what its about, or ...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 08:47:00 GMT

Jesus loves... Brid Flu

Jesus has witnessed many a pandemic over the years. Spanish Flu (called European Flu in Spain, I may point out) was a pisser, and that plague in London was a bit of a party pooper. However Bird Flu is...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:21:00 GMT

Satan Duck Vs Jesus Duck

I thought maybe Evil Satan Duck would like a new friend in the form of Nice Jesus Duck?  
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:54:00 GMT