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Parker 1.0

enter and abandon hope

About Me

Chazza, Chazz, Chazzmeister P, Charlotte, Charley, Parker, Charlie Parkle, Charlie Girl, Parkie, P, Charlie Bird, The Bird, Chazza Chazza Chazza and Penny Crayon are among my many aliases. I am terminally unemployed. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I would like to be a knitter and once I was, collecting fabric and things, obsessive recycling, doodling, plate spinning for parties, hardcore raving, ale, lamenting, fire poi, self sufficient living, vegetables and their endless possibilities as accessories, surprise photography, cider, pie, clay, lust, convulted explaination, money trees, little people, making fire, being a better man, jewels, dreams, opening the cafe of dreams, crepes of course, the right kind of people, dancing, writing for effect, reading for a bigger cranium, dictionaries, egos, having a brew, drunken singing, thinking I can play guitar...and so on.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Bailey for a day of fun.

Music:

likes: amon tobin, Mr Scruff, BOC, aphex twin, venetian snares, quantic soul orchestra, quantic, alice russell, prefuse 73, skalpel, squarepusher, radioactive man, cinematic orchestra, kid 606, van morrison, cat power, charlie parker, wagon christ, dj vadim, jaga jazzist, luke vibert, bonobo, four tet, dj shadow, radiohead, capitol K, boom bip and many more.Despises: James Cunt, Busted etc etc

Movies:

Ghost World, Spirited Away, Anything that studio Ghibli have created, Anything David Lynch, Freaks, Audition, Tim Burton, Sideways, American Splendor

Television:

and fast food are responsible for stupidity.

Books:

Junko Mizunothough I'm not sure that it counts as a book as such.I did do an English degree.

Heroes:

anybody who can draw like this:or write like he can:

My Blog

Exclusive

Yes, that's right. This month's Monkey Waltz is so exclusive that almost nobody knows about it. In fact just by reading this you are practically joining an underground cult. For this very reason we ar...
Posted by Parker on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

words of the recently inebriated

Alrighty,possibly the most hectic month in existance has just passed me by and a feel a bulletin coming on.Wanted to say huge bloody great mother fucking thanks to all of you people who helped us out ...
Posted by Parker on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:03:00 PST

O yes, and...

Did anyone see that documentary on channel 5 (o yes) about the girl who got bitten by a bat and contracted rabies. The rabies virus is evil, it takes over your body and travels from the bite to your s...
Posted by Parker on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:03:00 PST

The State we're in...

It's fucked basically:The NHS is under-threat and under-funded and faces the likely outcome of privatisation. (This lack of money and huge debt in the NHS could partly be to do with that war we got ou...
Posted by Parker on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 04:45:00 PST

available to rent...

1. One 5 star vadge, roomy and warm and extremely well kept. Please book well in advance to avoid disappointment during the peak season.2. One dirty anus, small and dark and situated near a busy stree...
Posted by Parker on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:38:00 PST

Dancing Dream...

I've just been going through some files on my computer and I found this dream that I had written down from ages ago. I don't remember it in the slightest."Mike Myers is in a field with hundreds of peo...
Posted by Parker on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST

£5.05/hour too much...?

Retailers have called for a fundamental review of the minimum wage,following figures released today showing that unemployment rose by 92,000 to1.68 million between April and June.Figures from the Offi...
Posted by Parker on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 06:08:00 PST

"Super"markets?

Yet another reason not to shop in supermarkets..."Supermarkets and large wine groups have been accused of misleading pricing strategies by a leading industry executive.Pernod Ricard UK chief executive...
Posted by Parker on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 03:00:00 PST

Big Chillers

With each festival I go to I learn something new and the Big Chill was no exception. This time I learnt it's not wise to arrive at a festival at midnight with absolutely no idea where your mates are o...
Posted by Parker on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:26:00 PST

Poetry

I once found this substance that was sticky and runny,On closer inspection it smelled just like honey.I gathered it up and into my bag,People must have thought I was some homeless hag.I took it right ...
Posted by Parker on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:22:00 PST