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C D Ashley

why are you so sad?

About Me

my name is Christopher D Ashley. inside my head lives:
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My Interests

Music, Reading, Cooking, Film, Photos, Goodtime

I'd like to meet:

pictured below is Julian. i employ him solely for the purpose of eliminating bands who try to add me FOR NO REASON. I ONLY ADD: Friends, friends of friends or people who engage in conversation. All the bands i have added are people I know personally, or whose music i have solicited.if you don't read these rules you deserve me telling you just how shit your music is.other musicians. photographers. chin strokers, stock brokers, kinky chokers, dirty pokers, laughing gropers, elegant tokers. sexy trophys, hand stand groupies, hair cut dandys, female randies drunk on brandy, lime coloured pin ups, burlesque strip pups, young nubile wrist cuts, droogies boozers, strumpets and losers.

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" .... my music is on www.myspace.com/givesyoucancer

Movies:

"visitor Q" is the greatest film ever made.

Television:

television breeds culture snitches

Books:

given up on "a scanner darkly" for a host of reasons, mainly because it makes me feel sick. i'm now reading "half asleep in frog pyjamas". apparently i'm a cute, petite, twentysomething Philipino woman who wears her hair in bunches, has a cute squeeky voice, is turned on by peeing and is bored with her boyfriend. i'm due an affair i think. yay for books written in the 2nd person. why aren't there more?

Heroes:

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My Blog

here's to you

here's to you David.RIP.
Posted by C D Ashley on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:46:00 PST

oh god i'm dying to...

...tell you about all the exciting exploits of the last week since i returned, but evil Jules is refusing to give me her camera full of pictures for fear of me posting compromising pictures of Helen "...
Posted by C D Ashley on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:46:00 PST

never give up

i wrote a song this morning.  for suze x   Never give up It never hurt Like it did the first time It never burnt Like when I first saw you cry But I don't care For beautiful things And I do...
Posted by C D Ashley on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:37:00 PST

potentially the coolest person in the world...

they're never too young to learn, and my reknowned niece is no exception.it's kinda cool watching her grow up, and taking to things naturally that have been there all her life, but for only a fraction...
Posted by C D Ashley on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:35:00 PST

get me! New Song up on my profile

Go here to add or hear or whatever, my new song.  it's all about the bounce baby!i'm going to be adding stuff to it, but busy working on something crunk....
Posted by C D Ashley on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:19:00 PST

Check out this event: Scram! Live

Hosted By: the Scram! boysWhen: 24 Mar 2007, 08:00Where: Rhythm Factory16 Whitechapel RoadLondon, United Kingdom, E11EWUnited KingdomDescription:the Scram! boys Click Here To View Event...
Posted by C D Ashley on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:45:00 PST

AAAARGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

way to waste my time.  after spending an hour trying to figure out why Ableton wasn't syncing to my Nord i have finally realised it's because the MIDI cable wasn't plugged in.big dick on my head....
Posted by C D Ashley on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:36:00 PST

i am throwing myself to the dogs

it's nad*'s birthday!!!that can only mean one thing, our annual trip to the dogs to pike bets off dogend hoarding turf accountants with the odds stacked against us.  don't forget the pheromone sp...
Posted by C D Ashley on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:24:00 PST

watershed snap

just some rambling thoughts.  i seem to have snapped out of a dream that has been weighing on my mind for the last 4 years.an epiphany?  not quite.  but i feel a new purpose and directi...
Posted by C D Ashley on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:38:00 PST

i hate you all you cunts.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3644072958341565007t his video will be common sense to anyone who has studied semiotics or understands the arbitrary nature of the sign.a multi-media essay on th...
Posted by C D Ashley on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST