maria profile picture

maria

I'm Tyrannosaurus Alan and I'll have you for breakfast

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Family, Friends, Music, Vodka, When Stacey says inappropriate things in public and I come over all discreet in case people have heard and think disapproving things of us, The first time you hear your new favourite song, Hearing that same song when you least expect it, People who can draw because I can't, Reading, Kinder Surprise, Drinking Baileys at Christmas (& other 'special' occasions like Fridays), Going home to visit my parents and feeling like I'm 12 again because I don't have to look after myself, Sunglasses, Birthdays, People who smile...

I'd like to meet:

Lenny Henry & Dawn French. Noel Gallagher. Willy Wonka.

Music:

The Bessingbys, The Killers, Kaiser Chiefs, The Rakes, The Specials, The Jam, We Are Scientists, Arctic Monkeys, Babyshambles, Eminem, Snoop, D12, Was Not Was, Art Brut, The Cribs, Lady Sovereign, Dizzee Rascal, Stevie Wonder, Elton John, Hard-Fi, The Subways, The Clash, Foo Fighters, Gorillaz, Green Day, Har Mar Superstar,Connor Reeves, Kasabian, Oasis, Linkin Park, Promatic, The Small Faces, The Smiths, Stephen Fretwell, The Streets, The Zutons, The Libertines, Dirty Pretty Things, The Bessingbys, Bromheads Jacket, Larrikin Love, The Holloways, The Young Knives, The On Offs, The Long Blondes, The Subliminal Girls, The Wombats, The Sunshine Underground, Amy Winehouse, Kid Harpoon, The Macabees, 1990's, Bloc Party, Blur, Boomtown Rats, Chas 'n' Dave, CSS, The Dykeenies, Good Shoes, Jack Penate, Jamie T, Kate Nash, Klaxons, KLF, Little Man Tate, Lily Allen, Little Man Tate, Madness, Maximo Park, Morrissey, Mumm-Ra, The Pigeon Detectives, The Rumble Strips, The View....

Movies:

Tombstone, Pulp Fiction, The Godfather, Anchorman, Grease 2, Animalympics.

Television:

Eastenders, The Mighty Boosh, Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, The Simpsons, Neighbours. Bring back Whose Line Is It Anyway, i bloody loved that show

Heroes:

Doo doo doo doooo Doo doo doo doooo Doo doo doo doooo Aaahhh AaahhhWhere have all the good men gone And where are all the gods? Where’s the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds?Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I needI need a hero I'm holding out for at hero 'till the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fightI need a hero I’m holding out for a hero 'till the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than life Larger than lifeDoo doo doo doooo Doo doo doo doooo Doo doo doo doooo Aaahhh AaahhhSomewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There’s someone reaching back for meRacing on the thunder and rising with the heat It’s gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feetI need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fightI need a hero I’m holding out for a hero 'till the morning light He’s gotta be sure And it’s gotta be soon And he’s gotta be larger than lifeI need a hero I'm holding out for at hero 'till the the end of the nightUp where the mountains meet the heavens above Out where the lightning splits the sea I could swear there is someone somewhere Watching meThrough the wind and the chill and the rain And the storm and the flood I can feel his approach Like a fire in my bloodI need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night He’s gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fightI need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than lifeI need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fightI need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'till the morning light He's gotta be sure And he's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than lifeI need a hero I'm holding out for a hero 'till the end of the night

My Blog

A right citin wedding

It's about 3am and Stacey is in bed with one Matt Morgan unsure as to how he actually got there or where they met. Matt mentions he was meant to go and see  his mate Russell Brand because he...
Posted by maria on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 08:52:00 PST

My name.

My name is Maria. Yep that's with an 'a' at the end. Not an 'e'. No, my name isn't bloody Marie! I've got nothing against the name Marie, it's a nice name, it's just that it's not mine. OK!! I've ev...
Posted by maria on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 08:59:00 PST