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***Stacey***

Dont Knock Masterbation....Its Sex with Someone You Love.

About Me

I wish I liked Jam on toastI wish I knew big words and could use them to perplex peopleI have been known to have tantrums but its only because i'm shy and find it hard to get my point across!I like going to gigs and dancing like my hands and feet are on fire!I love the works of Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, and more recently Russell Brand, Gervais-Face and Frankie Boyle.I love my one eyed Yorkshire Terrier called Tiffy. She's the only person who is allowed the toilet with me when I go for a wee.I like it when my mates drink too much and I can laugh at them and their binge drinking culture.I like the enormous sense of pride I get in the mornings if I’ve had a shower, washed my hair and left the house in clean ironed clothesI like hearing people bite and chew on applesMeeting Carl Barat at the DPT aftershow party in NYC, We talked about airport security, swoon!I like drinking too many snakebites and not being able to walk.I like that Maria worries when I cut my own hair.

My Interests

Neighbours!! I love it. I want hair like Pepper (thats the character not the seasoning!)

I'd like to meet:

I'd really like to meet that bird from Tesco who attacked Maria and I with her basket, I think she had issues. Should've asked her if her father loved her enough or maybe he loved her too much ;-)Oh and Jake and Tiffany!

Music:

I like indie music, Pop music, songs from musicals, 60's,70's and 80's cheesey tunes and everything inbetween!

Movies:

I love Gone with the Wind "No, I dont think I want to kiss you, although you need kissing badly, that's what's wrong with you... you should be kissed, and often, and by someone that knows how" How I long to hear that! I love comedy films and goldie oldies! I love films! So i'm not gonna name them all

Television:

MIGHTY BOOSH!!!! oh so funny! I like peep show, shameless, NEIGHBOURS is the best!! I like anything that makes me laugh really!

Heroes:

Everybody, except thems that are prisons or do naughty things that would put them in prison but they havent been caught yet, GOD SEE'S EVERYTHING!!!

My Blog

Tales from the Big City- Part 1

I spent 4th July in Central Park. I hailed a taxi that was so much fun. Just stuck out my hand and shouted "Taxi", I am so New York!! We watched the fireworks outside the UN building, they were amazin...
Posted by ***Stacey*** on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 03:17:00 PST

Westlife!- Demonic grip on society! (As told by Marmy and Tiffy)

Welcome one and all to our new fun packed bio. We have trawled through many a website to research how we would go about writing such a thing, and realised that you all write a load of shite about your...
Posted by ***Stacey*** on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:39:00 PST

All about Abi- Tall bird has to have a dedication somewhere!

After alot of bleating on in my ear I have decided to add Abi to my page of legends. Gosh that girl can go on and on and on and on sometimes. So once again I find myself alone, writing pure dribble so...
Posted by ***Stacey*** on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:32:00 PST

All about Maria/ Marmalade- My special treat for a special friend

My Slightly illegal Mexican friend, Maria suddenly realised she was Gay and went home, so now i'm here all alone. Because of her you may find the spelling abit slack, as she is my spell checker. She's...
Posted by ***Stacey*** on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:27:00 PST