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3rd Earl IS ON FACEBOOK AS DONALD EARL SO DO ADD

Social Whoredom And Unrivalled Crap Literature In The Era Of GunShots And GlowSticks!

About Me

I Like To Listen To MAGIC FM, RINSE FM, DEJA VU FM, CLASSIC FM, XFM BUT I DON'T LIKE VIRGINs :), I LIKE PEOPLE WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH ME, I am in a strenuous relationship with my parents as i think they are failing to reveal the real identity of my parents, I Like to do everything and most of the time I EXCEL IN THEM with events and activities including football, croquet, rugby, table tennis, lawn tennis, carpet bowls, cheeserolling, internet addiction, disc jockeying, riding (all forms:), helping musicians enjoy their music and getting others to help them enjoy it further, I like sharing, I like booking random trips to random places when i get bored, sometimes when im happy i walk around London instead of getting public transport, ummmm my mother says im special but my father thinks im a nutcase, I REALLY LIKE MUSIC FROM BLACK KIDS TO BLACK MAMBAZO, TCHAIKOVSKY TO DONNA SUMMER, LES INCOMPETENTS TO LES MISERABLES :), I ALSO LIKE TO GO TO THE MOVIES AND THEATRES, I LIKE ART A LOT BUT NOT THE LAZY PEOPLE AFTER THE 18TH CENTURY WHO WASTE A LOT OF PAINT AND TIME AND ARE ALWAYS WAITING FOR THE PAY CHEQUE, I have been in several newspapers and magazines, I AM OF A FORGIVING NATURE SO A FAN OF THE FUHRER, AFTER ALL HE NEVER TOUCHED THE BROTHERS COS HE WAS BAAARE SHOOK, Everything is a laugh to me because i am always in my own world where things are always rosy and families skip through fields with daffodils and daisies in frilly pinafores and scarves, I WRITE A LOT AND MOST OF THE TIME THEY ARE CRAP BUT I ALWAYS MAKE SURE I LEAVE A GEM IN THERE TO BE SOUGHT, UMMMMM YES I CAN WRITE POEMS, RAP MUSIC, GRIME MUSIC, AND ANY OTHER FORMS OF MUSIC, I AM TORN BETWEEN 2 WORLDS LIKE DOCTOR WHO IN A COMA (i couldnt say on drugs or alcohol because fortunately enough i am not an expert in those fields), I AM AN ARSENAL LADIES FOOTBALL TEAM FAN AND SEE THEM PLAY ON A REGULAR BASIS, I also like the mens team BUT they break my heart too many times, I HAVE ENCOUNTERED MANY PEOPLE I RECOGNISE IN NEWSPAPERS AND ON TV SEVERAL TIMES INCLUDING SOMEONE CALLED BUZZ ALDRIN WHO APPARENTLY HAS BEEN TO THE MOON, A COUPLE OF PRESIDENTS AND HEADS OF STATES, TOO MANY PEOPLE WHO CALL THEMSELVES ACTORS AND ACTRESSES, WAY TOO MANY MUSICIANS but NOT THAT MANY CHARITY WORKERS, i like thinking in advance sometimes years, I LIKE ANIMALS BUT VERY WARY OF THEM AS I WAS ONCE CHASED BY A DOGs MOTHER (and i dont mean KAT SLATER) AFTER I GOT TOO FRIENDLY WITH HER PUPPIES, i am one of probably very few people who go to places like auschwitz and have a laugh and infuriate people because people just haven't got a sense of humour anymore, I DONT EAT MUCH AND I CAN GO 2 DAYS WITHOUT FOOD WHICH YOU MUST ADMIT IS RATHER IMPRESSIVE, i like to watch my size zero figure so like i always tell fellow size zeros, a clementine a day keeps the flab away, I WORK WITH A LOT OF ART AND ARTISTS AND ARTY PEOPLE AND JUST PURE ART GENIUSES SO THEIR TALENT HAS SOMEHOW RUBBED OFF ME AND NOW I KNOW MY DEL SARTOs FROM MY DALIs, i am a very lazy person and even speaking is hardwork so i like to mumble quite a lot as i get too tired talking, MY IDEA OF A PERFECT WORLD IS SITTING IN A WIRELESS ENABLED HOTEL ROOM IN BRADFORD IN SOME NU RAVE SHORTS AND A STRING VEST WITH A LADY COMPANION IN THE SUMMER TAKING IN THE VIEWS, i REALLY prefer girls and women, HAVING SEVERAL FEMALE FRIENDS PREVENTS ONE FROM FALLING TOO MUCH IN LOVE (bar JUST 2 instances:), i was OFFICIALLY part of history in 2006 and you shall one day find out how and why, I WORRY A LOT ABOUT THE DECLINING MORALS IN SOCIETY - gone are the days when MEREDITH and MARGARET went over to Aunty ELSPETHs to play with their cousins; NOW WITH MODERN SOCIETY, SHANTEL AND SHANEL GO AND PICK PILLS AND WEED UP FROM AUNTY TANEESHA, I LIKE HELPING INTELLIGENT PEOPLE OR PEOPLE WITH TALENT, MY BRAIN IS ALWAYS IN OVERLOAD AS I GENERATE SPORADIC AMOUNTS OF INFORMATION ON A RATHER REGULAR BASIS, LIKE NOW AS I AM HAVING TO THINK OF MYSELF. NOW TO SUMMARISE ALL THIS. Finally i am a really loveable person, i do like to share a joke or two and always willing to help the poor and needy so CALL ON [email protected] Mobile Telephone 07766490141 AND 07900984294Facebook http//www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509923667 OR http://3rdearl.blogspot.com/

My Interests

MUSIC, ART, FASHION, SPORTS, WOMEN, GIRLS, INTERNET, NAKEDNESS, BED.....

I'd like to meet:

Ummmm i would rather meet people who shared an interest in any of my hobbies ive listed above than people who appear on tv or radio, I like meeting all sorts so do feel free to ADD ME AND PERHAPS TELL ME WHY YOU YOU ADDED ME AND NOT JUST IM A NUTTER PART.AND i also like....Mrs. Diana Smart of Churcham; www.cheese-rolling.co.uk Since 1988, the cheeses have been hand-made by , using milk from her herd of Brown Swiss, Holstein and Gloucester cows! SHE'S THE LADY EVERY CHEESEROLLER MUST THANK....HER CHEESES MAKE US THROW OURSELVES DOWN A 25O METRE CLIFF JUST TO GET HOLD OF ONE!!! ..

Music:

I do help out 2 rather lovely girl acts who i hope one day will be way better than the ALL SAINTS and you can find them at WWW.MYSPACE.COM/NIMMOANDTHEGAUNTLETTSUK and WWW.MYSPACE.COM/WHYWHISKEYWHY. I also used to help (well i thought i did anyway) a band called the Lo Fi Culture Scene who i deemed to be the next Rolling Stones! OH I LOVE OX EAGLE LION MAN VERY MUCH..OR DOWNLOAD FROM ITUNES FOR ONLY £2.99LONDON, COME TO THE LAUNCH PARTY TOMORROW:

Movies:

SAW, KING SOLOMONs MINES the original, SCHINDLERs LIST and THE LONELINESS OF THE LONG DISTANCE RUNNER!!! ..

Television:

ANY ROYAL DOCUMENTARIES... SKY SPORTS.....

Books:

MARY QUEEN OF SCOTS AND THE MURDER OF LORD DARNLEY and GIORGIO VASARIs LIVES OF THE ARTISTS were the last books i read and thoroughly enjoyed and i also like most COLOURING BOOKS!!!..

Heroes:

HM THE QUEEN

My Blog

KNIFE AND GUN CRIME....CRAZY TITCH IN JAIL...MY POST I SENT

I FOUND THIS POST I SENT ON SOME NEXT UK MUSIC BULLETIN BOARD TIIIIIIIIIIIME AGO...ENJOY....BIT OF EDITS HERE THERE... A rapper outraged because his half-brother was "disrespected" in a song lyric was...
Posted by 3rd Earl IS ON FACEBOOK AS DONALD EARL SO DO ADD on Sat, 31 May 2008 07:17:00 PST

3RD EARL 2008 BUDGET EXPLANATION

BASICALLY I PICKED OUT THE BITS THAT WILL AFFECT YOU; 1. Cigarettes up 11p a packet of 20 from 1800 GMT; five cigars up 4pI GOTTA BE HONEST WIT U SON, TOO MANY SCROUNGERS INNIT, MORE MANS ARE GUNNA ST...
Posted by 3rd Earl IS ON FACEBOOK AS DONALD EARL SO DO ADD on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:03:00 PST

AN ODE TO DONALD, POETRY FROM THE WIFEY

..> ..> Holly Bostock (University of Edinburgh) wroteat 10:06pm ODE TO DONALDDonald, a wise earl, you really are,and to top it off, you're my shining star.You help me when i need advice about b...
Posted by 3rd Earl IS ON FACEBOOK AS DONALD EARL SO DO ADD on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:30:00 PST

CLUB REVIEW FOR MOVIDA AS IT IS STILL THE BEST CLUB OF THE YEAR

MO*VIDA, THE BEST CLUB IN LONDON...NOT ANYMORE!!! Well for one thing, the 3rd Earl is not known to queue for an event more than 15 minutes (20 minutes if it's a sold out event and 30 minute if there i...
Posted by 3rd Earl IS ON FACEBOOK AS DONALD EARL SO DO ADD on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:06:00 PST

ONE VIDEO SHOOT I WOULD DIE TO BE IN...

video shoot for the ROMANCE IS DYING song by ADVENTURE PLAYGROUND........ SOME THINGS ARE JUST SO SPECIAL THEY DESERVE POPULAR SUPPORT... GO AND HAVE A LISTEN, THE BEST INTRO TO A TRACK EVER. NO ...
Posted by 3rd Earl IS ON FACEBOOK AS DONALD EARL SO DO ADD on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:45:00 PST

THE BRITS AWARDS KATE NASH

KATE NASH - BEST BRITISH FEMALE SOLO ARTIST Well considering there wasn't anyone else in her group worth giving it to, why NOT cancel that category but to generate so much hatred like below. To be hon...
Posted by 3rd Earl IS ON FACEBOOK AS DONALD EARL SO DO ADD on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:30:00 PST

PANCAKE DAY PANCAKE FIGHT SUMMARY

Ahhh morning my lovelies,Many thanks to all those that made it to the pancake fight yesterday, it was good fun.MOHAK was present but it was his chum on floor duty who was the hinderance thus having to...
Posted by 3rd Earl IS ON FACEBOOK AS DONALD EARL SO DO ADD on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 09:38:00 PST

PANCAKE PART 2 THE FINAL

1. IF YOU NEED DIRECTIONS, PANCAKE PURCHASES ETC DO KEEP AN EYE ON THE EVENT PAGE...2. ANY OTHER INFORMATION YOU HAVE MY DETAILS ON THERE3. BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS...4. THERE ARE 3 PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGR...
Posted by 3rd Earl IS ON FACEBOOK AS DONALD EARL SO DO ADD on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:37:00 PST

PANCAKE FIGHT SPEECH

IF THIS DOES NOT INSPIRE YOU TO TURN UP, THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL REASSESS THE ESSENCE OF LIVING; work, sleep, eat and love has been far too prominent in modern day man and woman so ATTENDEES, MAYBES an...
Posted by 3rd Earl IS ON FACEBOOK AS DONALD EARL SO DO ADD on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:35:00 PST

EXCLUSIVE PANCAKE DAY PANCAKE FIGHT

Event Info ..> Name: PANCAKE DAY PANCAKE FIGHT Tagline: ONE HIT WONDER Host: 3RD EARL Type: Party - House Party..> Time and Place ..> Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2008 Time: 7:00pm - 7:05...
Posted by 3rd Earl IS ON FACEBOOK AS DONALD EARL SO DO ADD on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:31:00 PST