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Jason

¡Revenge is better than X-Mas!

About Me

I'm Jason! I like my name. Some people call me Jase; my Brother calls me J.J. like that black guy from Good Times, but I don't run around screaming dynomite. I use to date a Jason & that was fun, talk about good times... With our powers combined we were Jason Squared. Sometimes I'd like to date another Jason. I have a Mom & a Dad, we all have black hair, but my brother is kinda blond. I'm from Hawaii & Texas. It's about 80% to 20%. I have the same birthday as Tina Turner. I love cities. I use to live in San Francisco & miss it. Sometime the smell of urine in a public bathroom takes me back to walking down the sidewalks of my favorite city. I've got some friends; Daniela & Nicole are my best. My favorite word is PERFUNCTORY. I've been back in the Bay Area for over a year. I live by myself. I've got a dog that lives in Hawaii & doesn't visit. She's taking pain pills & muscle relaxers now. I like people & talking to some of them, especially the pretty ones. I've got some piercings. I'm extroverted, so I might do anything. I like boys. I've got no spleen. Sometimes I like nature, but don't understand it. I hate camping & won't hike, but love walking around town with my iPod. I've been arrested only once, I've never been robbed at gunpoint & I'm afraid of Squirrels...

My Interests

Drinking Martinis, Talking about people when they can hear you & Looking Good...

I'd like to meet:

I like a lot of different types of people, but hate just as many. Interesting, pretty & like minded people. People that don't offend too easily, because I can be pretty offensive.Someday I'd love to have luch with John Waters, then a long dinner with David Lynch. I'd like to meet people like that.

Music:

16 Volt, A1 People, Add N To (X), Air, Alien Sex Fiend, Anthony Rother, Aphex Twin, Atari Teenage Riot, Avenue D, The B-52's, Babyland, Basement Jaxx, Bauhaus, Beck, Benassi, Berlin, Big Electric Cat, Bis, Björk, Blade Fetish, Bloc Party, The Bravery, The Breeders, Brian Eno, Blur, Cat Power, Chicks on Speed, Christian Death, Chromeo, Cibo Matto, Consolidated, Crème De Menthe, The Cure, Curve, Daisy Chainsaw, The Dandy Warhols, David Bowie, Dead or Alive, Depeche Mode, Dirty Sanchez, Dr.Freak & Electro Love, Effcee, The Electric Hellfire Club, Erasure, Eva O., Ex-VoTo, Executive Slacks, Fahrenheit 451, Fantasmo, Fannypack, Felix da Housec0at, Fiona Apple, Fischerspooner, FPU, Frank Black, Freezepop, Frontline Assembly, Futon, Garbage, Goldfrapp, Gary Flanagan, Gary Numan, Gene Loves Jezebel, George Michael, Ghostland Observatory, Gitane Demone, Gwen Stefani, The Hacker, Hanayo, Interpol, Juno Reactor, Keane, Kill Switch...Klick, The Kills, Klute, KMFDM, Kraftwerk, Lady Sovereign, Ladytron, LCD Soundsystem, Le Tigre, Lil' Kim, London After Midnight, London Suede, Madonna, Miss Kittin, Morrissey, Mount Sims, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Prance, Punk Bunnie, Radiohead, Rufus Wainwright, The Smiths, Souxsie & The Banshees, Spalding Rockwell, The Supremes, Switchblade Symphony, Tiga, Tina Turner, W.I.T. Yaz, Yoko Ono, Zombie Nation.

Movies:

A Dirty Shame, Addams Family Values, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurection, American Phycho, Barbarela, Basic Instinct, Battle Royale, Batman Returns, Blade Runner, Blood The Last Vampire, Blue Velvet, But I'm a Cheerleader, Cecil B Demented, Candyman, Crash w/James Spader, Cry Baby, The Dark Crystal, Deconstructin Harry, Desperate Living, Death Proof, Die Mommy Die, Doom Generation, Dracula, Dracula Has Risen From His Grave, Dracula Prince of Darkness, Dreamers, Dude (Le Beau Mec), Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Elvira's Haunted Hills, Everyone Says I Love You, Freeway, Fright Night II, Four Rooms, Gia, Hairspray, Halloween, Halloween II, Horror Express, Horror of Dracula, House of Yes, I Shot Andy Warhol, James Bond, Kafka, Kiss of the Vampire, Legend, The Life Aquatic, Lost Boys, Lost Highway, Lost in Translation, The Lover, M Butterfly, Midnight Hour, Mulholland Dr., Nadja, Naked Lunch, Night Breed, Night of the Deamons, Night of the Deamons II, Night of the Living Dead, Orgasmo, Pet Sematary, Planet Terror, Poison, Prom Night, Psycho, Ready to Wear, Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Return of the Living Dead, Rules of Attraction, Rushmore, Serial Mom, Showgirls, Splender, Twin Peaks Fire Walk with Me, Twin Falls Idaho, Unzipped, Virgin Suicides, Waxwork, Weird Science, Wild at Heat, Wild Palms, Zoolander

Television:

I don't have cable now, but the only thing I miss is Project Runway, SNL & I know I'm a nerd, but Battlestar Galactica. I use to watch the original & now I'm watching the remake. It was my favorite then & it's my favorite now...

Books:

Naked Lunch, Lamb, Rules of Attraction (Anything by Bret Easten Ellis), Cabal, Hellbound Heart, Books of Blood, Neverwhere

Heroes:

John Waters & David Lynch, People that tell you what they think of you while they're drunk or sober & anyone else that does what they do for the pure love of it.

My Blog

California

Back in California for Two & a Half months, used to live in San Francisco with a random list of psychos, nobodies & used to be friends.  I used to be unhappy in an amazing city with an un...
Posted by Jase on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:20:00 PST

Blood & Dishwashing Liquid

If by chance you find your self out of dishwashing liquid & are in a bind to present a clean & sterile house because cleanliness is godliness, I strongly recommend holding on to your mind &...
Posted by Jase on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 12:53:00 PST

My Ass

Okay, some people think that posting my ass is too much, but like I've said in my about me stuff, I have no modesty.  More people have seen my penis than I've had sex with & I don't care.&nbs...
Posted by Jase on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 09:24:00 PST

I guess I'm an Asshole.

I know that I can be an asshole.  I can be the biggest dick that anyone has ever met.  I do what I want, when I want & people can either dig it or fuck off.  I know that I can be an...
Posted by Jase on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:54:00 PST

Shit Talking, D&M Style

Now, I know I'm no good angle, but I never flat out lie about people I know & don't like. If I don't like you I tell you that I don't like you. I don't beat around the God Damned bush, I get to th...
Posted by Jase on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bitches In Trucker Hats

Trucker hats are dead. We did that myspace party thing & although not a completely unfortunate event, I was a little peeved by those little bitches in the fucking trucker hats. Nothing pisses me off...
Posted by Jase on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

She ate bacon!

It was my fault really. She didn't know & I said "Get the Bar B Q oysters". When we were done, the bacon was gone & poor Dani thought it was an onion. Last time I had oysters I got off twice within...
Posted by Jase on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST