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About Me

Hi, I'm Lauren and I'm now 23-years-old, which means soon I'll be 25 and then 30 and then middle-aged and then elderly and then dead. However, I still look about 16. I live in sunny Southern California and it's pretty cool.
I do not allow strangers to add me at random!
And no, I won't add your shitty band, unless your shitty band consists of my nerd friends (whom I love dearly), and their various instruments of course.
I want to marry a man whose last name begins with the letter 'D' so that my initials can go from LEW to LEWD. That would kick ass.
I hate the color pink and I hate when people (especially otherwise-attractive grown men) think it's somehow cool to wear such a pussy puke-medicine color. It's not; you suck.*
*R. Kelly is exempt from this rule, as he is exempt from nearly all rules.
I do not prefer to associate with catty air-headed bitches, people who fake friendship and flake out, or prep school snobs. Just because your parents are able to pay for everything you want doesn't give you a license to disrespect and make fun of everyone else, fucking dicks. Apparently some people are unaware that it IS possible to have money AND tact. I cannot understand those who are able to inflict suffering upon others without feeling remorse over their actions.
So, if you think you might fit any of the above descriptions, then perhaps you should spend some good, quality time reflecting on what might have made you into the botched piece of human garbage that you are today, and then fucking stop it already. If you have nothing better to do than to gossip, talk shit, pick fights or otherwise spread your bad attitude around, I do not want you around me. Does Amanda have to choke a bitch?
I appreciate sincerity and effort from others, and I am not too proud to let go of grudges and give people second chances. Aside from that, I wish everyone peace, love, and Chicago deep dish pizzas. Oh Lordy I'm going to have seizure just thinking about those delicious culinary masterpieces...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My rock idols, R. Kelly and CORGIS.

Also anyone who can hook me up with an authentic long-sleeve spandex/polyester 90s minidress in either red or purple. Thanks... Seriously I want that shit.

My world visitor maps tell me that I have many viewers from around the globe, and just because I don't enjoy getting random add requests from strangers doesn't mean I wouldn't like to hear from my worldwide fans. I saw some motherfucker who viewed me from the British Isle of Man! That's where the BeeGees were born! Holy shit that's awesome! See, I would have liked to hear from that person. So if you enjoy the entity that is my myspace page, you can tell me so. I'll make intrownet friends all over the planet!

Music:

West Coastin LA jams where the video girls have shiny oversized 90s skirts!

Ain't no party like a west coast party...

More and more hot 90s jams!

Intense Journey songs/music videos that don't make a ton of sense, with choreographed lights that match the keyboards (but the shots of steve perry singing don't match up with the song) HOLY SHIT.
It's rewarding at the end (if you can wait that long)
What an awful mustache!

Songs that kick your ass, songs that are fun, songs that are cheesygood, songs that you can dance to, songs that make you cry because they're (sad but) true.
Marilyn Manson, NIN, Metallica, Tool, Pearl Jam, Guns n Roses, Nirvana, Silverchair, Prodigy, Green Day, System of a Down, Rob/White Zombie, Skinny Puppy, Ozzy, Thin Lizzy, Hendrix, 10cc, Journey, Foreigner, Tom Jones, Alice Cooper, Billy Idol, ZZ Top, George Thorogood, David Bowie, Duran Duran, George Michael, Boy George (I love me some gay 80's British Georges), Michael Jackson, Prince, Rick James, Chaka Khan, Bee Gees, Hall and Oates, Barry White, LL Cool J, Dre, Tech N9ne, Snoop, Warren G, Eminem, Bone Thugs, Notorious B.I.G., Salt n Pepa, Utada Hikaru, and, oh yes.... R.Kelly! Ahahaha! And many more

My Blog

Birfday

Happy birthday to Jami and me. 5-19-84 homies 4 lyfe yo! 23, fuck.Here are some awesome hits from the epic year of our birth. Some might overlap with another year, but they were still the fucking jams...
Posted by Lowen on Sat, 19 May 2007 03:04:00 PST

Heavy Metal Passover

So this week is Passover. During this time of the year I think it's really special to bust out Metallica's Ride the Lightning album and listen to one of my favorite songs. Even though I listen to it a...
Posted by Lowen on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:52:00 PST

Why I still talk to Jared...

after many years.PoppaFatsIsReal: There's this country ass bumpkin Emo kid at workPoppaFatsIsReal: Like you can tell he used to be a hardcore hill billy before the internet told him how to be coolPopp...
Posted by Lowen on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

Random Excerpt from the Hawaii Pidgin Bible

From "Fo Da Galatia Peopo" 5:7-5:107 You guys was doing real good. Who wen mess you guys up so you no listen to da trut? 8 Dat kine stuff you guys listen to now, dat no come from da Boss, who wen tell...
Posted by Lowen on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 02:18:00 PST

the degradation of men...

...doesn't occur nearly as much as it should. 90's R&B to the rescue, ladies....
Posted by Lowen on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:20:00 PST

Gay 80s Video of the Week: 10/09-10/15

So, I didn't even know the Village People were still making music in 1985, but apparently they were quite busy. I'm only posting one video, and I don't know if I can ever top this one because it's so ...
Posted by Lowen on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:53:00 PST

Gay 80s Videos of the Week: 10/02-10/08

Prince Rogers Nelson is 48 years old and still putting out albums - because he's too funky not to. It's amazing to me that someone who can play guitar like he does will squeal like a girl at the same ...
Posted by Lowen on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 07:00:00 PST

Gay 80s Videos of the Week: 9/25 - 10/01

There's a reason that people still make jokes about Air Supply in popular media today. In both of the videos I'm posting the songs are much too cheesy to warrant anything over 3 minutes long, yet they...
Posted by Lowen on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 06:06:00 PST

Gay 80s Videos of the Week: 9/18 - 9/24

I like watching fucked up videos from the 80s on youtube, so I thought I should share my deliciously gay finds for all of those who are bored enough to click on my sheeit. I've picked three to show yo...
Posted by Lowen on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:16:00 PST

Sancho

The other day Naomi (my Mexican friend with the Japanese name) and I were driving around in good ol' Arcadia when I guess there was some super old Asian guy jogging in skimpy shorts along the sidewalk...
Posted by Lowen on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:14:00 PST