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Jerry Terrifying

Lets get dangerous!

About Me


"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." -B. Banzai

"Nobody is nobody. Everyone has something to offer." -B. Banzai

"You just listen to the Pork Chop Express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night..." -Jack Burton

"Sealed with a curse as a sharp knife, doomed is your soul and damned is your life." -Dr Emilio Lizardo

"You got a job I ain't got one, You got a wad I got a shot gun, you got a guard I got a squad, you here to work and I'm here to rob." -Tech N9ne

"True I sold my soul I never did shit with it. Well I could give a fuck about it so I know that I can live without it." --Monoxide Child

"They call me fatso, straight up fatso." Jamie Maddrox

"Black and white ecstasy!" - Zebraman

"Worrying's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but you go no where." - Van Wilder

"This is our world, so get the fuck out." ICP-Dirt Ball

"Life ain't nothin' but bitches n money n I ain't got either one so get the fuck on." Violent J

I could have cocain cum with a crack pipe dick 'n I couldn't get a base-head to buff my shit." Violent J Training Log

JerryTerrifying.com

Go to my website to see lame video blogs, things I own, crappy pictures maybe and possibly something worth looking at. I doubt it though.

If you want some guitar picks or some shit buy them from this dude


My Interests

Here are some things I like: Fire, war, fighting, reading, nudity, myself, pretty ladies, thinking, drawing sweet pictures, learning new junk, big words, Faygo, building things, biking, running, hot weather, smashing, havoc, chicken, waking up, night time, shooting stars even though I see them all the time, new things, surprises, video games, comic books, walking around, violence, pain, victory, challenges, silence, cold kickin it live, October, traditions, hats, sitting.

I'd like to meet:

Gary Buesy. Danny Glover. Arnold Schawrzenegger. All of the hottest babes.

Music:

Esham, NaTaS, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Twiztid, Rydas, Eazy E, George Clinton and Parliment Funkadelic, Alice Cooper, Rush, Beastie Boys, Earth Wind and Fire, Roger Troutman, Tech N9ne and of course James Brown(Rest in Peace).No really, ICP is the best band. If you don't agree with me, you probably wear turtle neck sweaters.

Movies:

Akira, Big Trouble in Little China, The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension, The Life Aquatic, Back to the Future, Cabin Boy, Ghost Dog Way of the Samurai, The Lost Boys, Volcano High, The House of Flying Daggers, I heart Huckabees, Dead and Breakfast, Iron Monkey, The Seven Samurai, Gone Fishin', Yojimbo, Evil Dead, Dirty Work, Space Balls, Predator, Predator 2, Action Jackson, Ong Bak:The Thai Warrior, Pulp Fiction, Shadow of the Vampire, Terminator, Full Metal Jacket, Ghost Busters, Nothing but Trouble, Stripes, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Edward Scissor Hands, First Blood, Rocky, Over the Top, Mars Attacks, Batman (1989), The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Sin City, Gremlins, House Party, Escape From New York, The Nightmare Before Christmas, New Jack City.

Television:

Paranoia Agent. Futurama. Venture Bros. The Tick. The Critic. Duck Man. Lost. Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Red Dwarf.

Books:

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Time Enough for Love, The Cat Who Walks Through Walls, Stranger in a Strange Land(unedited version), The Count of Monte Cristo, A Study in Scarlet, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, I've totally read all the Harry Potters, I'm reading this series of detective novels set in fuedal Japan, The Kitchen God's Wife, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe, and one time I read a Dean Koontz book. I didn't like it very much.

Heroes:

Zap Rowsdower, Edmond Dantes, Jack Burton, Pootie Tang, Nino Brown, Robocop, Nicola Tesla, Qin Shi Huang, Mas Oyama, Abe Lincoln, Reepicheep, Lincoln Hawk, Dave Lister,Dinobot,Danny Glover, Prince of Space, Beowulf, Buckaroo Banzai and Perfect Tommy, Solid Snake, Toothpick Jones, Rodimus Prime, Egg Shen, Doc Brown, Lynda Carter, The Herculoids, Darkwing Duck, Lion-O, Optimus Prime, Ken, Citizen Snips, Huey Newton and Suzzane Sommers.

My Blog

Purchasing Power!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3lCF8O2N50
Posted by Jerry Terrifying on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:24:00 PST

COOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KYfAU7eXNU&eurl=http%3A% 2F%2Fwww%2Epsmonline%2Ecom%2F
Posted by Jerry Terrifying on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:40:00 PST

Blinding Lights

http://www.stuff.co.nz/4215797a10.html   Police wiki lets you write the lawBy ARJUN RAMACHANDRAN - SMH | Wednesday, 26 September 2007 It's said the powerful write their own laws, but now everyo...
Posted by Jerry Terrifying on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 08:02:00 PST

Bib

Pictures from the marathon.   http://www.brightroom.com/view_user_event.asp?EVENTID=26177& amp;BIB=5687&S=230&PWD=...
Posted by Jerry Terrifying on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:20:00 PST

This song

http://www.brightroom.com/view_user_event.asp?EVENTID=26177& amp;BIB=5687&S=230&PWD=
Posted by Jerry Terrifying on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 01:17:00 PST

Bite the dog

By NATE JENKINS, Associated Press WriterMon Sep 17, 11:37 PM ET The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be...
Posted by Jerry Terrifying on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:12:00 PST

Justin Baily

I was thinking about all the games that have come out recently that I want to play.  Like Ninja Gaiden Sigma, Warhawk, Heavenly Sword and Metroid Prime 3 wishing that I had the cash to buy that c...
Posted by Jerry Terrifying on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 02:56:00 PST

Race Results

..> number of finishers: 2059 number of females: 946 number of males: 1113 average time: 02:16:27..> ..> bib number: 5687 age: 24 gender: M location: HUBER HEIGHTS, OH overall place: ...
Posted by Jerry Terrifying on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 03:15:00 PST

Real fast

Well I completed the half marathon.  Some day on the website it'll have my time and all that.  So I don't know what my official time is.  I think I just squeaked by in less than two hou...
Posted by Jerry Terrifying on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 09:55:00 PST

WIN...win

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5s5f7Pf8vg
Posted by Jerry Terrifying on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 02:09:00 PST