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Agent Saigon Disco/#000

Required to show undies at the door. Socks, bras & A-shirts optional. Dress code enforced

About Me


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Cute MySpace LayoutsI'm a boy. My favourite colour is red. Born under Scorpio, which is very obvious to some. Usually ambiguous, often pygophilous, occasionally confused; ambivolant, obsessive, honest; sardonic, weird.

My Interests

Intellectual intercourse, fraternity, affection empty of sexual intent; orgiastic pornography with a stress on anilingus & acts of sodomy, aesthetic pleasure, faces; haunches, quatopygia, nudes; new socks, nice chonies, fine attire; bringing back fedoras & derbies & introducing kilts & panchos to the mainstream, playing in the mud [in nothing but a jockstrap (& maybe kleets & striped stockings if the occasion calls for that)], a sudden pratfall; a Freudian slip, a friendly towel whip [that lets you know we're there], a fraternal spank [that lets you know we care]; Half & half, Coke, liqour; liqueur, Pabst, Ichiban; Asahi, cold Guinness, ginger ale (the man's ale); Trader Joe's $2 merlot, Japanese food, Mexican food; mimis, hydro colonics, hot showers; Spring showers, Autum, punctilio; diction, dice, pens; boxes, buttons, Vana White's job; running in hallways, icons, the return of Quetzalcoatl; the awakening of Adonis, news from Lake Wobegon, victory in the war of the sexes.
profileanimations.netFinding my friends.Going home.Et cetera.

I'd like to meet:

The tasteful, the beauteous, the callipygous; the asexual, the omnisexual, the metrosexual; a brunette pole dancer, a strapping stripper (specially if the stripping is done to "The Way I Are" by Timbaland), an underwear model; a demivierge, a femme fatale, a rowdy rugger lover who buggers his hugger on the first date; streakers, mooners, non-violent demonstrators; those who may leave their socks on to bed & don't undrstand why it's an issue.Specifically? Isabelle Adjani, Fairuza Balk, Monica Belucci; Christian Bale, Karl Ben, Zooey Deschanel; Madhuri Dixit, Ben English, Frank Frazetta; Janeane Garofalo, Selma Hayek, Tiffany Hopkins; Takeshi Kaneshiro, Calvin Klein, Maynard J. Keenan; Alisha Klass, John Lehr, Adriama Lima; Marcus London, Mister Pete, Parker Posey; Amy Sedaris, Siouxsie Sioux, Dita von Teese; [the] Traveling Gnome.The Joker says, "I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger."


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Music:

Adult[.], Air, T. Amos; F. Apple, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, N. Atlas; Bauhaus, Be Your Own Pet, Björk; [the] Black Keys, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, (Jon Spencer) Blues Explosion; A. Bhosle, M. Bublé, C. Callaway; [the] Chemical Brothers, Chicks on Speed, Cibo Matto; P. Cline, Crystal Castles (They get a bit carried away with the Nintendo sound effects, but I still like 'em), C.S.S.; Cut Copy, Desert Sessions, Dirty Sanchez; Electrovamp, [the] Engine Room, [the] Evangelicals; [the] Fashion, Fischerspooner, Fuzzbox (Geffen); J. Garland, [the] Hard-Fi, P.J. Harvey; Health, Heavy Trash, B. Holiday; Hong Kong Counferfeit, [the] Horrorpops, Hot Chip; Felix da Housecat, Interpol, E. James; [the] Kills, Kosheen, [the] Knife; A. Krauss, Ladytron, Lamb; Le Tigre, M. Jackson (& I don't mean Michael), Massive Attack; Mean Machine, M/Eighty-three, Memoryboy; M.I.A., G. Miller, Miss Kittin; Madonna, Maroon Five, Modest Mouse; Motel, Mouse on Mars, Moving Units; A. Morissette, My Morning Jacket, Nation of Ulysses; Out Hud, Peaches, M. Peyroux; Pink Martini, Polysics, [the] Presets; [the] Prostitutes, Queens of the Stone Age, [the] Rapture; O. Redding, Res, Robots in Disguise; L. Ronstadt, A. Rother, Santogold; Sigur Rós, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Sisé; Sleater-Kinney, Soul Coughing, Squirrel Nut Zippers; Tegan & Sara, Stereophonics, [the] Ting Tings; Tricky, R. Yamagata, [the] Yeah Yeah Yeahs; Yelle, H. Williams. All versions of "I Put a Spell on You" & "I Am the Walrus".
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Movies:

Addams Family Values, American Psycho, Batman Returns; Battle Royale, Blade Runner, Boondock Saints; [the] Brothers Grimm, Brothers of the Head, Bullet; [the] Cable Guy, Casino Royale, [la] Cité des Enfants Perdus; [the] Craft, [the] Crow, Cyborg; Dangerous Liasions, Death Becomes Her, Dogma; Double Impact, Douches Froides, Eternal Sunshine in the Spotless Mind; [le] Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain, Flesh Gordon; Fright Night 2 (o-kay, part 1 too), Goal! The Dream Begins, Godfather 3; Golden Eye, Grand Ecole, Hellraiser; [the] Hotel New Hampshire, Hudson Hawk, If Looks Could Kill; Interview with a Vampire, Kill Bill, Kung-Fu Hustle; [el] Laberinto del Fauno, Lair of the White Worm, Little Children; Lord of the Rings, Lost Boys, King of New York; Kung-Fu Hustle, [the] Long Kiss Goodnight, [the] Matrix; Mean Guns, Moulin Rouge, [the] Muse; Nadja, New Jack City, Nice in the @$$ (Sineplex has been coming up with a lotta good stuff); Nice Guy, [a] Nightmare on Elm Street, Nosferatu the Vampyre; Once Upon a Time in America, Party Monster, Point of No Return; [the] Professional, Rapid Fire, [the] Royal Tenenbaums; Romeo is Bleeding, Rushmore, Sex Angels (LOVE movies by Private); She's the Man, Shoot 'Em Up, Silence of the Lambs; Smokin' Aces, Snatch, Spider-Man 2; Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Threesome, Underworld; Universal Soldiers, [the] Witches of Eastwick, X-Men (Part 3 was lame); Y Tu Mama Tambien.

Television:

Absolutley Fabulous, American Gladiators, Aqua Teen Hunger Force; Boston Legal, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, College Ladies; Cowboy Bebop, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dancing with the Stars; Extras, Frasier, [the] George Lopez Show; Golden Girls, Heroes, Home Movies; How Clean Is Your Home?, Inuyasha, Invader Zim; Mad Men, Man vs Wild (Go, Bear!), [the] Munsters; [the] Muppet Show, [the] Office (original), Passions (the Timmy Years); Sailor Moon, Sealab 2021, South Sydney Story; Split Ends (Liking it less with the producers pushing for so much contention), Strangers with Candy, Strip Search (Much respect for the contestants); Supernatural (Dean, you're not a bass-baritone. Quit talking like that), Ten Items or Less, Z Rock. Honourable mention: Birds of Prey, Filthy Gorgeous, [the] John Leguazamo Show. Also, underwear commercials, Comcast (-ic) commercials & random shows on home improvement.& just when Angel was getting good...

Books:

[The] Claiming of Sleeping Beauty (A. Roquelaure), I Love Dick (The man's name; not the man's member... C. Kraus), Dracula (B. Stoker); Lasher (A. Rice), Queen of the Damned (A. Rice), [the] Rear View (J. Hennig); Sade (M. Lever), Silence of the Lambs (T. Harris), Under World (K. Klein); [the] White T (A. Harris).

Heroes:

James Cagney, Bear Grylls, Dwayne Johnson; Gene Kelly, Xavier Martinez, Friedrich Muller; [the so-called] Naked Cowboy, Peter Rasputin, Victor Resendez; Donatien Alphonse-Francois de Sade, strippers, V (as in vendetta); Rudolf Valentino, Vash the Stampede.