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ME VALE MADRE CABRON

Two moms are gross and illegal.

About Me

I live in lovely Albuquerque. People don't know how to drive here because they are either drunk or stupid. Sometimes both. I spend a lot of time at Target or in dark alleys. Sometimes I go downtown. Most of the time I just sit here and look at profiles and wonder what the hell is wrong with people. I can be friendly, just not very often. I have dogs. I hate cats. They bite and make my eyes swell like golf balls. I go to school but mostly on the computer. I have a job too. I get to sit in a cube and pretend I am nice. I am not an asshole. Ok, maybe I am. My car is orange. My hair is brown. I am afraid of centipedes and balloons. I don't particularly like clowns. There is a boy that likes me. I think anyway.. I suck at this. I used to love the internet, now I think its creepy. I took the plugs out of my ears. And butt. If you know anyone that is good at Mexican Day of the Dead art you should email me. [email protected].

My Interests

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS, dry humping, hiking, camping, pots and pans, record collecting, mahjong, backgammon, saying bad words, eating, shows, movies, painting, drawing, writing, reading, NOT throwing up in dumpsters, kayaking (even though it scares me), stepping on sandcastles, thrift stores, black strippers, scaring boys away by asking them to go furniture shopping with me, falling (i guess its funny when i do it), being lazy, falling off the treadmill at the gym, magic the gathering, grandma bowling, being mean to people until they break down and cry, tell boys to tuck their weiners and twirl, downloading classic adult films, giving high fives to strangers, cruising wal-mart for soccer balls, starting fights, slapping butts, collecting sluts and not calling them, not calling anyone in general, telephonically crushing on boys, cutting up my clothes, playing with my invisible band in my car, staying out of the sun because who likes a crispy mexicube, recruiting members for my fanclub/cult, listening to music too loud, making up crappy rap songs, writing angry things and then pretending i didnt do it, going to kona and being mean to swedish meatballs, grocery shopping, ebay, messing up my room, practicing my dance moves in the dark, being loud for no reason, acting my shoe size and not my age basicallylately:belly dancing, throwing things, going to the farmers market, drinking wigga mochas, spinkicking everything, picking my nose, trying to seduce a boy via text message, listening to crunk classics with alex, driving over things im not supposed to, being anti-social, hanging out in the mountains, getting cabin fever, moving 3472 miles away because its fun, collecting hangers, trying not to fall out of trucks, counting my cousins, talking about fish that poop out snails, hating new shoes, breaking boots, fun stuff...

I'd like to meet:

For sure not a centipede or balloon salesperson. I might like to meet George Bush. So I can kick him in the nuts. I don't want to meet any squirrels. I do like people that aren't dingbats.

Music:

jlo and bro, as i lay dying, beloved, pig destroyer, mayhem, dimmu borgir, cradle of filth, bleeding through, forever is forgotten, evergreen terrace, my ruin, shadows fall, and you will know us by the trail of dead, slayer, hatebreed, misfits, danzig, afi, alkaline trio, modest mouse, nada surf, minus the bear, the postal service, pinback, all time quarterback, mae, pulp, deathcab, the used, morrissey, the smiths, joy division, cocteau twins, siouxsie, elliott smith, eighteen visions (in the closet though), mogwai, sigur ros, motley crue, poison, johnny cash, merle haggard, rancid, brand new, imarobot, the cure, depeche mode, french kicks, tiger army, necromantix, stray cats, lou reed, pixies, frank black, shins, rooney, le tigre, rilo kiley, 45 grave, braid, him, barry white, the bravery, the streets, taking back sunday, blindside, avenged sevenfold, time in malta, at the gates, sparta, mars volta, at the drive-in, billy idol, belle and sebastian, azure ray, breeders, hum, cursive, coheed and cambria, bumblebeez81, dropkick murphys, keane, interpol, ice cube, NWA, trick daddy, outkast, kings of covenience, ladytron, peaches, miss kittin, mazzy star, missy elliott, odb, lil john, ying yang twins, hieroglyphics, fat lip, de la soul, 2 live crew, mc hammer, ludacris, jacknife, vanilla ice, marky mark, naughty by nature, oasis, ben folds, murder city devils, the makeup, the killers, biz markie, senses fail, tears for fears, the darkness, distillers, blood brothers, the faint, get up kids, new amsterdams, knapsack, wu-tang, jets to brazil, melt banana, rick james, petey pablo, nivea, dieselboy, dara, refused, project pat, q and not u, yeah yeah yeahs, gypsy kings, ramones, the vibrators, mates of state, chemical brothers, bauhaus, kill the messenger pigeon, snoop dogg, warren g, the gossip, zao, lamb of god, nora, norma jean, von bondies, killswitch engage, franz ferdinand, gwen stefani, no doubt, guns n roses, usher, iron maiden, sir mix-a-lot, village people, elvis, rod stewart, ludacris, omd, chris murray, marley (ew), seam, jealous sound, ...i really like music biatches

Movies:

I like Gummo, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape?, Hairspray, But I'm A Cheerleader, Mermaids, I have looooooooooots.

Television:

Lately I watch the Speed Channel. It is because I don't have a choice and they cancelled the OC. I like the Food Network because I am a fatty.

Books:

How To Fall Asleep With Your Eyes Open

Heroes:

My Uncle Hector (RIP), my Grandpa Hector (RIP), my Grandpa Jose Maria(RIP), my Grandma Ofelia (RIP), and not this Pope but the last one, Eazy E, Johnny Cash and the Devil. I guess Jesus too...

My Blog

the chordettes are creepy and i now work for AT & T

 nothing real exciting to write about. the last few months have been canada. life right now is kinda retarded. i am trying to get over it all and move on. getting to know people for what they rea...
Posted by ME VALE MADRE CABRON on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 02:27:00 PST

these shoes are 300 fucking dollars...lets not get them

um hello? test test test. hello hello. i am dead. i mean i am not dead. i just dont ever care to update anymore. because i dont have that much to say on this thing. so this year is almost half wa...
Posted by ME VALE MADRE CABRON on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 12:47:00 PST

mexicuban nightmare running stupid

i do look so good in red. not really. im wearing all green right now. its 1130 in the morning and all i want to do is kick something. or someone. tomorrow starts another chapter in the life of yahyah....
Posted by ME VALE MADRE CABRON on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:41:00 PST

hypothermia

my feet are so cold. i think i am going to break off my toes and give them to the dogs. i have to go pee really bad. i hate waiting for paint to dry. i think things are difficult for a reason. like to...
Posted by ME VALE MADRE CABRON on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:10:00 PST

Dear James Brown,

Dear James Brown, I am sorry I killed you on Christmas Day. Recently I was wondering if you had died yet...as I often do when I think a star is getting too old.  Next thing you know your heart gi...
Posted by ME VALE MADRE CABRON on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:34:00 PST

ficken zie

I had probably the worst weekend that I've had in a long time.  I dont think that sentence makes any sense.  So yeah bad times...minus my other parents coming to town.  I LOVE when...
Posted by ME VALE MADRE CABRON on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:01:00 PST

a blog about nada tostada

stupid myspace. i want to delete it so bad but its a part of me. a part of me in the since that theres lots of good things that have come of it. well mainly just one big thing and i do talk to some ol...
Posted by ME VALE MADRE CABRON on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 02:03:00 PST

piebald lyrics

  i think i want this played at my wedding...call me crazy The Stalker"I'll be around every corner you go. Don't you look so surprised.I'll be in every dressing room that you're in.O-oh.I'll be h...
Posted by ME VALE MADRE CABRON on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:30:00 PST

THE IPOD SURVEY OF DEATH

stolen from james1-Put your music player on shuffle.2-Press forward for each question.3-Use the song title as the answer to the question.No cheating!How am I feeling today?:such great heights (postal ...
Posted by ME VALE MADRE CABRON on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 11:26:00 PST

moo bitch get out my pasture

dear nobody reads this anymore,   its been a pretty eventful month and a half or something. ive had sofie for 3 weeks now and shes awesome and well behaved until she tries to deep throat hotdogs....
Posted by ME VALE MADRE CABRON on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 10:11:00 PST