COACH HINES: HIGH SCHOOL PROM.
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I AM INTERESTED IN MUSIC,LOSING WEIGHT,MOVIES,TV,EATING(YEAH CONFLICT OF INTEREST ISNT IT)WELL THERE ARE MORE BUT HELL I AM TOO TIRED FROM TYPING..FIND OUT ANOTHER WAY!!....................................................... .................................WELL I DECIDED TO KEEP TYPING.. OTHER INTRESTS ARE ...MYSPACE,LIMEWIRE,PLAYSTATION2(I KNOW PS3 IS OUT BUT HEY U HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR ME TO ACTUALLY BY MY OWN PS2)ANDI GUESS JUST TRYING TO BE A DICK HEAD!!!AND JUST TRYING TO BE ME MOTHER FUCKERS!!
I'd like to meet:
SNL Celebrity Jeopardy
..ANBODY THAT HAS AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT!! MY FUTURE WIFE SO I CAN TELL HER WAT SHE IS BOUT TO GET INTO!! SHARON DEN ADEL!! BAM MARGERA!! DANI FILTH!! MARILYN MANSON!! JONATHAN DAVIS!! AMY LEE!! AND MY TRUE SELF!!
Music:
I LOVE EVANESCENCE!!!!I LOVE WITHIN TEMPTATION!!!I LOVE ELLSBETH!!!FLAW!! I LOVE BREAKING BENJAMIN TOO!!!ITS A TIE!!! OTHERS BAND I LIEK ALOT:::::::::MYTHICAL NUMBER, LUNA OBSCURA, FLAW, MACHINA, CHEMICAL STRAIGHT JACKET(LOCAL),ONCE TRUST FAILS(LOCAL), GODHEAD, LENNON, VENTURE, LACUNA COIL,KORN,DISTURBED,SYSTEM OF A DOWN,SEETHER,A PERFECT CIRCLE,CRADLE OF FILTH,DEVIL DRIVER, SLIPKNOT,AFI,DROWNING POOL,NONPOINT,(YES) JOHN LEGEND,(DONT HATE ME) THE KILLERS,ALTER BRIDGE,DIMMU BORGIR, HEAVEN SHALL BURN,MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE,THREE DAYS GRACE,SHINEDOWN,ROB ZOMBIE,RHCP,MUDVAYNE,THREE DAYS GRACE,OTEP, BREAKINGBENJAMIN, CROSSFADE, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, LIFE OF AGONY,THORNLEY,RISE AGAINST,AND A BUNCH OF OLD BANDS AND NOT SO RECOGNIZED BANDS...AND OF COURSE LOCAL MUSIC..CHATTANOOGA HAS GREAT LOCAL ROCK!!!!!!!!WELL ANYWAY THERE ARE MORE IF U HAVE SUGGESTIONS DO TELL!!!
Movies:
FAMILY GUY'S BLUE HARVEST,TALLADEGA NIGHTS, STEPHEN LYCHH LIVE AT THE ELREY,40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN, KNOCKED UP, SUPERBAD, STRANGLAND,BLACK CADILAC,WHITE NOISE,THE GRUDGE,ALL THE SAW MOVIES AND HOUSE THOUSAND CORPSES,DEVILS REJECTS,WALK THE LINE,LADDER 49,WAITING,BEERFEST,THE FRIDAY SERIES,SUPER TROOPERS,OLD SCHOOL,AND A BUNCH MORE BUT DAMN...AND OF OURSE THIS GOES WITH OUT SAYING.."ANYWHERE BUT HOME" BY EVANESCENCE!!!!BLOW JOB MASTER
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Television:
Saturday Night Live - Celebrity Jeopardy - Stewart, Reynolds and Connery
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Heroes:
Coach Hines
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Check this band!
VAMPIRES!!(JUST CAUSE)AMY LEE!!STEPHEN LYNCH(FOR HAVING AN IDEA AND A DREAM AND ACTUALLY ACHEIVE IT)!!!!BEN BRUNLEY!!BAM MARGERA!!!(PROBABLY JUST FOR THE SHOPPING CARTS!!)
Streaking MVP
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Add to My Profile | More VideosThere was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!" Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others? "He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease.. and HE'S the SOB who ran over my FROG!"..................A teenage boy walks into his parents bedroom and catches Dad humping Mom...Dad gives the boy a wink and a nod.The next day, Dad walks in and catches his son humping Grandma...the son says... "it's not so funny when it's YOUR Momma, now is it?"........Okay so a guy is near the end of his senior year in high school.Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.As you might expect things start to heat up.The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.Lettuce!!!Tomato!!!Lettuce!!!Tomato!!!Lettuce!!!Tom ato!!!She screams.Lettuce!!!Tomato!!!Whoa!!!PULL IT OUT!!!PULL IT OUT NOW!!!I can't get pregnant!Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!*!*!*!*!
