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Artie Lange

Lord of the Anal Rings

About Me

Okwatanzhinwan Quaiunsa Lazhiwan

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My Interests

DEVIL DOGS; VENDING MACHINES; THE YANKEES; COKE WITH LOTS OF ICE; DEL FRISCO'S; ROASTING PEOPLE; GETTING HAND JOBS IN CANADA; DRINKING JACK & WATER; SCORES; BROOKLYN DINER; HOT DOGS/GYROS/DIPPIN DOTS @ YANKEE STADIUM; NEW JERSEY; IMPERSONATING RUSH LIMBAUGH/GEORGE TAKEI/DANIEL CARVER/VINNY/MARYANNE FROM BROOKLYN; COMEDY CLUBS; SITTING ON THE EDGE OF A BED IN A SEEDY HOTEL ROOM & CRYING; COMPULSIVE GAMBLING; ANY FOOD WITH THE WORD 'PARM' ATTACHED TO IT; BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF BY A 'STRIPPER' IN VEGAS; LOVING DANA; NESTLE CRUNCH BARS; MEMORIZING EVERY PLAYBOY PLAYMATE SINCE 1967

I'd like to meet:

DEREK JETER

Music:

AC/DC

Movies:

ANIMAL HOUSE, OLD SCHOOL

Television:

QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY

Heroes:

JOHN BELUSHI, BABE RUTH

My Blog

Pre-order Beer League DVD

Ok, so the wide release thing didn't really happen... whatever. You can now pre-order the Beer League DVD. Go to www.BearLeague.net and you'll see the DVD pre-order thing....
Posted by Artie Lange on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:38:00 PST

Thanks

I just want to say thanks to everyone. Because of your comments, Beer League will be released nation wide. Go to your local theater and tell them you want Beer League!  Who's in?...
Posted by Artie Lange on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 07:56:00 PST

Help me promote Beer League

I know this myspace thing is kind of gay, but everyone and their mother is on here and my manager suggested it would be good to promote my new movie Beer League. If you're a fan of mine, thanks a lot ...
Posted by Artie Lange on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:22:00 PST

NPR Interview

You can listen to the NPR Interview at www.BeerLeague.net Fresh Air with Terry Gross (WHYY) on NPR...
Posted by Artie Lange on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:47:00 PST

Beer League Trailer

The Beer League Trailer is now online at www.BeerLeague.net...
Posted by Artie Lange on Sat, 13 May 2006 12:22:00 PST

Movie Stills

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Posted by Artie Lange on Fri, 05 May 2006 11:59:00 PST

Beer League Trailer

Everyone's asking about the movie trailer. It's not online yet but you can now enter your email address at beerleague.net and be notified when it's online. www.BeerLeague.net...
Posted by Artie Lange on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:44:00 PST