..Not much is known about the origins of the illustrious Mysta Z. But what is known is that Mysta Z was orphaned at a very young age after losing his entire family in a railroad accident. Being the only survivor of this horrible disaster young Mysta Z was sent to live in an orphanage in sothern Utah. It was there that he was molded into the baddest man ever. Mysta Z used these experiences to persue many adventures among them spending several years as a hitman, highly sought after for his accuracy and efficientcy. Bored with killing people and looking to expand his horizons, one day Mysta Z decided to become a rapper and two days later he had mastered the art even surpacing all those that came before him. Mysta Z remains the greatest lyricist ever in the universe. His other intrests include needlepoint, racketball and line dancing.
Deeboy was born in a barrel of butcher knives behind a dumpster of a liquor store in a small fishing village in okinowa the youngest of 14 children. After leaving home at age 12 to persue his fortune he found himself joining a band of ruthless mercinaries. While pillaging and robbing helpless innocent people Deeboy once encountered a rapper. Not being one to miss out on such an oppertunity deeboy immidiatly stole his style and made it better creating his trademark "impossible flow" These days Deeboy is world renouned as the craziest person that ever lived. In his free time away from torchuring small animals Deeboy enjoys punching babies and starting brushfires.
The Sik One was an only child. Left to himself most of the time his mind developed so rapidly it amazed all that were exposed to his brilliance. After writing his first rhyme at the age of two, a timeless 642 bar masterpiece he was awarded the presidential medal of honor for being so awesome. By the age of three the Sik one had mastered 19 languages including sign and braille. Using words that havent been discovered yet he began writing songs that are not audible as sounds to the human ear. In his later years the Sik one grew tired of being so much better than everyone else so he dumbed down his style for the drooling idiots that previously could not understand his depth. A generous philanthropist The Sik One has been known to donate staggering amounts of the proceeds from his day job as a microcellular gynacologist to various charities. the Sik One also enjoys playing lawn darts , twister and collecting stamps.
