Two Headed Baby
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Add to My Profile | More Videos Oh boy, lots of stuff. I can't think of everything, but a few things include: the pursuit of leisure, amusement parks, singing karaoke, the beach, lazy man's athletics (softball, wiffleball, flag football, chess, volleyball, video game sports), being in Boston, intelligent political discourse, kicking it poolside, listening to my Sirius radio, the Red Sox, the Patriots, the Celtics when they're good, hating the Bruins (BRING BACK THE HARTFORD WHALERS), NASCAR, live music, seeing new places, slow wet kisses that last for 3 days (bonus points if you can tell me where that quote came from), stand-up comedy, sticking it to the man, wishing bad things to happen to Glenn Beck (man that guy is a flaming asshole), cliff jumping, skydiving (eventually), driving nowhere fast, arguing with friends (who else if not your friends), cooking, and light blasphemy.
Music:
Queens Of The Stone Age - "3's & 7's" [THE BOOBS VERSION]
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Add to My Profile | More Videos Clutch, Queens of the Stone Age, Deftones, Ween, Billy Joel, Beastie Boys, Rage Against the Machine, Public Enemy, She Wants Revenge, Deadsy, Frank Sinatra, Helmet, Alice in Chains, Ice Cube, Jimi Hendrix, Ben Folds Five, Apathetiq (that's my friends band, check out their MySpace on my friends list), CKY, Genesis (w/Phil Collins), Beethoven, Pearl Jam, Ice-T, Chemical Brothers, David Bowie, Soulfly, AC/DC, Slick Rick, The Doors, Filter, The Police, The Reverand Horton Heat, Slipknot, Duran Duran, Will Haven, Sepultura, The Beatles, KRS-One & BDP, Henry Rollins, the Cars, Miles Davis, Killswitch Engage, Neil Diamond, Corrosion of Conformity, The trigger-happy motherfuckin' Geto Boys, Korn, Marvin Gaye, Staind, the RZA, the GZA, Masta Killa, Old Dirty Bastard (R.I.P.), Inspektah Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killa, and M-E-T-H-O-D Man (Wu-Tang forever), Simon and Garfunkle, System of a Down, Neil Diamond, The Fixx, Godsmack, Hed P.E., Interpol, Fear Factory, Nirvana, The Four Tops, Bloodhound Gang, Taproot, At the Drive-in, Mars Volta, Radiohead, Bruce Springsteen, Motorhead, Incubus, Prince (fuck you. Tell me you don't know every word to 1999), Beck, Gang Starr, Coldplay, Lamb of God, Anita Baker, the Strokes, Tool, CSN&Y, Static-X, Down, Chicago (in the 70's), Foo Fighters, White Stripes, the Raconteurs, Orgy, Lionel Richie and the Commodores, lots of cheesy 80's songs, 70's soul songs, old school rap, and anything with a piano. I don't really dig newer country music, but I have forces that are working on me. I kind of like the Dixie Chicks, but I think that's more because of their politics than their music. I do like the older stuff like Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, and David Allen Coe. You know, the music that's played at some New Mexico roadside bar filled with biker gangs, prostitutes with black eyes, and bad coke. Disco is mostly shitty. I could really keep going with this list for a long time, but in the interest of having a life, I'm going to stop.
Movies:
Beer League--Bachelor Party
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Add to My Profile | More Videos Eight Men Out, anything by Quentin Tarantino, Animal House, Idiocracy, Bull Durham, Office Space, Major League 1 and 2, Private Parts, Godfather 1 & 2 (3 was boring), The Big Lebowski, Transformers, Transporter 1 & 2 (even if 2 was a little unbelievable), The Departed, Half Baked, Gangs of New York, Sideways, all 3 Die Hards', GoodFellas, Saving Private Ryan, Caddyshack, Mystic River, Smokin' Aces, Any Kevin Smith movie, Borat, Can't Hardly Wait, Scarface, The Tao of Steve, L.A. Confidential, Shaun of the Dead, Last Boy Scout, Memento, How High, Oceans Eleven, Stripes, American Beauty, the Beverly Hills Cop movies, Beavis and Butthead do America, The American President, The Great White Hype, Broken Lizard movies, Wall Street, Old School, The Boondock Saints, John Tucker Must Die, The Usual Suspects, Van Wilder, Jackass 1 and 2, Broadcast News, A History of Violence, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Hot Fuzz, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, that time I appeared in Bum Fights 4, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles", A Fish Called Wanda, "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels", Syriana, Rounders, Anchorman, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, any Jim Carrey comedy not named "The Cable Guy", 15 minutes, Back to School, School for Scoundrels, Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny, Con Air, Deuce Bigelow, the South Park movie, that porn I made in the 4th grade (just kidding...It was the 5th grade.lol), Fiels of Dreams, Falling Down, Easy Money, School of Rock, American History X, There's Something About Mary, Thank you for Smoking, Fargo, Lets go to Prison, Tombstone, Hanibal Lechter movies, The Couch Trip, Face/Off, Bad Boys, Dumb and Dumber, Dumb and Dumberer, and Micheal Moore movies. That's right you brainwashed Neo-Cons. I'm one of those good for nothin', freedom hatin' Taliban lovin, Al Qaeda sympathizin, commie bastard moderates that Bill O'Reilly or Sean Hanity would call " a left wing loony idealogue."
Television:
Dwight Wreck
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Add to My Profile | More Videos Well, my favorite show is The Office. I like both versions, but I prefer the American version. I try to watch The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, and Countdown w/ Keith Olbermann every night. Other than that, I like: Family Guy, American Dad, Sopranos, Entourage, Curb your Enthusiasm, Big Love, Lucky Louie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How I Met your Mother, The Class, Coupling, South Park, SNL sometimes, 30 Rock, The Big Bang Theory, Showbiz Show w/ David Spade, Real Time w/ Bill Maher, House, Da Ali G Show, Til' Death, and The War at Home, Norm, NewsRadio, Lateline, Studio 60, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Action, Cheers, Chapelles show, Sports Night, Drew Carey, Night Court, Perfect Strangers, Oz, Becker, and Beavis and Butthead. Howard TV on demand has the wildest, craziest shit you will ever see. Please, PLEASE stop watching reality TV. All of it sucks except for Gordon Ramsey's shows.
Books:
Al Franken: Where Rush Limbaugh's facts come from
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Add to My Profile | More Videos Okay, I'll be honest. I don't read many books. It reminds me of being forced to read in school. I mostly read newspapers and magazines. But I did just finish reading 1984 by George Orwell. Before that, I read Jon Stewarts faux textbook "America." Piss your pants funny. I've got a Tai Chi book that I'm gonna tackle next. For the most part though, I read comedy and political books, including books by Howard Stern, Al Franken, Micheal Moore, Molly Ivins(R.I.P.), Drew Carey, George Carlin, and unfortunately, Bill O'Reilly (insert loufa joke here.) Can someone please tell me how noted transexual plagiarist Ann Coulter ever got a book deal???
Heroes:
Keith Olbermann Special Comment July 3 2007
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Add to My Profile | More Videos My mom. She raised me and my sister and gave us everything she had despite asshole husbands. Everyone else I wouldn't really call heroes, just people I admire for whatever reason. Howard Stern, who built a phenomenal career by saying and doing what he wants, government be damned. He's the reason I want to be a radio show host. FUCK THE F.C.C. My other radio influences, such as Al Franken, Jim Rome, Scott Ferrall, Geoff Charles, Bubba the Love Sponge, Randi Rhodes, Mike Malloy, Stephanie Miller, and Thom Hartmann. Anyone who speaks truth to power, like Keith Olbermann, Cindy Sheehan, Alex Jones, Micheal Moore, Henry Rollins, Bill Maher, and Zach de la Rocha, just to name a few. Doug Stanhope for telling the ballsiest joke ever. Lance Armstrong for winning the Tour de France 7 times despite cancer and naysaying French assholes. That dude who cut his arm off when he was trapped under a boulder because, well, HE CUT HIS OWN FUCKING ARM OFF. That's manly right there. And of course, how could I forget Paris Hilton. Neither Mother Theresa, Louisa May Alcott, or Rosa Parks could ever dream of accomplishing what Paris has in her short time on earth. If by accomplishing, you mean being a no-talent, drunk driving bim who's a pegboard for trust fund billionaires.
