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Fletch

About Me

My name is Irwin M Fletcher. I'm an investigative reporter for a Los Angeles paper. You've probably read my stuff under the by-line of Jane Doe. What the hey - it's better than Irwin. For the last three weeks I've been loitering around the beach trying to pass for an amiable minor-league junkie. I don't nod out or drool - it's too obvious. Act like you don't give a crap and you fit right in. In case you haven't guessed yet there's been a lot of drug traffic on the beach. And I'm not talking about Robitussin and No-doze. I'm talking about the hard stuff and a lot of it. I've been trying to find out who's behind it. It hasn't been easy. I don't shower much

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kareem, Ted Nuggent, Igor Stravinsky, Arnold Babar, Frieda's Boss, Jim Swarthow, Gorddy Liddy, Alredo Garcia,Fred "The Dorf" Dorfman & anybody who hates the Underhills!! If Ted only knew...of course, he doesn't!

My Blog

Fred " the dorf " Dorfman

I had the pleasure of introducing a great man today, a man that most never get to meet. His name was our own Fred Dorfman. Although I wasn't intended to have the honor...I simply couldn't hold it in a...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:46:00 GMT

The Story is Utah, Frank

I'm still working on the beach story when I get a hot tip about a land purchase in Utah, something about Jim Swarthow being a real estate broker...So I go to Frank ask him for a ti...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 19:11:00 GMT

Oh Come on Guys

It's so simple, maybe you need a refresher course.....hai! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten qua...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:04:00 GMT

The Former Mrs. Irwin Fletcher

..> On the way home today as I pulled up to my palatial imitation apartment building, I noticed the familiar red Oldsmobuick of Mr. Arnold T. Pants, ESQ., The Attorney for the former Mrs. Irwin Fle...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 20:08:00 GMT

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

I had just flew back in town this morning from going to Utah to purchase Frank some more deodorant when a couple of LA's finest planted some heroin on me, after trying to "cop" a feel they hauled me i...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 00:54:00 GMT

My Tennis Game

  I haven't been playing a while because of these kidney pains. Its probably been a few months since I've been down to the California Raquet Club. I went to see Dr. Dolan about them and we got to...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 14:49:00 GMT