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Abhishek

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About Me

Im super laid back, open-minded, and of course- keep things unbelievably fucking real.

My Interests

life, substance, articulation, dreaming, abstract thought, making the connect, logics, patterns, billiards, rummy, spades, poker

I'd like to meet:

Lesbian vampires

Music:

South, Team Sleep, Radiohead, Basement Jaxx, Glassjaw, The Libertines, Johann Sebastian Bach, STP, Oasis, The Smiths, Bloodsimple., The Vines, Stone Roses, My Vitriol, The Kooks

Movies:

L4YER CAK3, The Usual Suspects, The Ninth Gate, Apocolypse Now (Redux), Down With Love, L.A. Confidential, The Libertine, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Prestige

Television:

€ntourage, The Wire, Rome, Weeds, Carnivale, The L-Word, Penn & Teller's: Bullsh*t, Later...w/ Jools Holland

Books:

The Three Musketeers, Twenty Years After, The Importance of Being Earnest, Le Comte de Monte Cristal, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes

Heroes:

Doc Holliday (Tombstone portrayl), Thom Yorke, James Bond, Sherlock Holmes, D'Artagnan, Leonardo Da Vinci, David Blaine (pre-endurance stunt phase), Batman

My Blog

When Did Thinking Become So Hard

uhh...I think Ive made my point
Posted by Abhishek on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:50:00 PST

Magnesium Dreams

I recently read that over-the-counter magnesium supplements enhance your ability to dream. Since dreaming is a major hobby of mine, I decided to try this out. I took 400mg's of magnesium supps in the ...
Posted by Abhishek on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:29:00 PST

Irony To Infinity

On my way to work I pass by a billboard for the movie 'Blood Diamond,' and literally two billboards down from it is a billboard for Razny Jewelers- a jewelry store that sells a shxtload of diamonds. I...
Posted by Abhishek on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 07:51:00 PST

Neanderthals In Heaven

In the latest issue of 'Archaelogy Today,' there's an article supporting the theory that neanderthals and the class of species known as humans (us) interbred approximately 35,000 years ago, based on s...
Posted by Abhishek on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:25:00 PST

Critics: Stop Spoiling Borat For the Rest of Us, You Fxcks

So you're a critic, I know that you don't know shxt about what's cool or what the next big thing is. You only know what's going to be popular usually only one week before the rest of the world does be...
Posted by Abhishek on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:13:00 PST

Celebrate Columbus Day: Kill A Caribbean Person

I don't quite understand how Columbus Day was ever put into effect as a holiday, but it disturbs me. Christopher Columbus was a butcher. He enslaved a massive native population and killed thousands of...
Posted by Abhishek on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:04:00 PST

Even As A Gay Man, Val Kilmer Does Not Fail

What this post basically comes down to is this: Val Kilmer is fucking down as hell when it comes to acting. Forget what you saw as Batman, because Im sure he himself doesnt even know what was going on...
Posted by Abhishek on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:20:00 PST

The Real Title To the New John Mayer Song

"Waiting For the World To Change (Into A Bunch of Pxssies, Just Like Me)"
Posted by Abhishek on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:36:00 PST

Stylistically Deconstructing

Today my boss said something so scary, so profound, so disturbing that it made me shrill at the full reality of the situation: "PowerPoint is fun." This wasn't a sarcastic expression either, it ...
Posted by Abhishek on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:30:00 PST

Carnivale, season 2: Making Pushers Into Puffs

Carnivale, season 2 is by far the scariest fucking thing Ive ever seen in my life. I kid you not when I say this though: this is television programming at its fucking finest. However, this s...
Posted by Abhishek on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 08:32:00 PST