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Evan

put your finger here baby-I won't bite

About Me

I've made the switch to the Old Fashioned.

My Interests

world domination, espionage, kittens

I'd like to meet:

Rza, Tom Robbins, chicks with artsy tattoos and anyone who wants to go shopping for new designer religions with me

Music:

you ever listened to that one band Fugazi? yeah-They're pretty killer

Television:

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In The Know: Are We Giving The Robots That Run Our Society Too Much Power?

Books:

Don't they make these into movies eventually anyway? What is everyone not getting here?

Heroes:

People who send myspace bulletins about when they have new pictures uploaded~ god bless you good ladies and sirs...and this guy:

My Blog

Drew Barrymore

Well after careful consideration and much thought: I've decided that Drew Barrymore may be the worst actress ever. This is based on watching Donnie Darko for the third time while drunk last nite. Now...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:45:00 PST

House Music

If anyone else would like to voice their concern with the rising popularity of House music and House music-related culture in this country..please comment back. You can also show your concern by booi...
Posted by Evan on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 08:43:00 PST

A Message from your friendly NRA chapter

Tuesday, April 17, 2007Statement by the National Rifle AssociationThe National Rifle Association joins the entire country in expressing our deepest condolences to the families of Virginia Tech Univers...
Posted by Evan on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:06:00 PST

DEATH METAL

First things first-I love Death Metal...give it all to me. Nile, In flames, morbid angel, Opeth..shit I even like some cannibal corpse. but for serious guys, people would respect the genre a great de...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Traffic Management Authority

seriously.....what the fuck do these people do?
Posted by Evan on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 02:55:00 PST

Atheists are fucking retards

Alright-as some of you may or may not know the following Supreme court decision just took place: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050915/ap_on_re_us/pledge_of_al legiance_15;_ylt=AvzykkXQbQX.35lC74fHWBx7Oy...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 10:44:00 PST

a top ten of a musical sort

Alright.....so I was going to make one of these "top ten of 2005" lists that everyone is doing so that I could be in with the hipster crowd but then I realized something: I'm a year behind in music an...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 04:56:00 PST

No foam, soy, extra fat latte, one pump mochacino 9er

I just got back from working my new job at Starbucks and I reek like stale coffee grounds and hazelnut syrup...I'm going to go vomit and then send mail bombs to DePaul University...ciao
Posted by Evan on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 01:30:00 PST

Yeah-I have dreams about the Living Dead...big whoop-wanna fight about it?

Ok-so last night (or was it two nights ago? time is starting to blur together these days) I had a dream that I was running from zombies with Mr. Miaghi from Karate Kid and that we hid out in my old ju...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am an incoherent person

Ive never done this "my space" thing before...but it seems like there are a bunch of self-indulgent, self-absorbed motherfuckers on here. I saw this chick's profile whos screenname was "hottest girl o...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST