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Declare the pennies on your eyes

I am here for Friends

About Me

Enough about me, lets talk about you, how much do YOU think I kick ass?I have a bad habit of falling for the wrong women at the wrong time...or the right women at the wrong time...or the wrong women at the right time...

My Interests

Superbikes, explosives, theatre, martial arts, computers, network security, english, quantum mechanics, biology, medicine, law, engineering, girls that can hold their liquor.

I'd like to meet:

15 year old pretentious girls that like to think they are "mature for their age, self professed deejays/D-jays/dejays/djs/ (heres a hint junior, owning a turntable and playing records in your moms basement doesnt make you a DJ any more than me wearing panties makes me a victorias secret model), really fucking crappy bands that nobody has ever actually heard, guys that think I might be one of the chicks in my profile pictures that are so pathetically desperate to get laid that they are hitting on myspace girls.

In short, If you are any of the above, please go die in a puddle of your own vomit and stop fucking pestering me.

Music:

Industrial, old jazz, electronica, old techno, and pretty much anything other than retarded "gangsta rap" (read as: I'm a black man, setting back civil rights 100 years), and twangy country (not to say Mrs. Twain doesn't have one hell of an ass mind you)

Movies:

Usual suspects, adaptation, moulin rouge, secretary, Brotherhood of the wolf, Abre los ojos, the great escape, coolhand luke, o brother where art thou, blood the last vampire

Television:

If I watch it, probably house, but more often than not I just download whatever I want to watch.

Books:

The age of spiritual machines, the three musketeers, the first night, anything by Asimov

And lets not forget the childhood classics:

Daddy drinks because you cry.

You weren't really wanted.

Divorce, and why it's all your fault.

Good kids dont cry when daddy touches them.

Horton hears a "who's yo daddy"

Heroes:

That dude from the old micro machines commercials that talked really fast.Nikola Tesla..

My Blog

a note to friends.

Dare to be different. Do not worry about those who laugh, point, or talk behind your back, it is they who are mindful of you. Dare to be dangerous. Life is not a contest to see who can last the longes...
Posted by Declare the pennies on your eyes on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:19:00 PST

subject

You ever get that unexplainable and sudden feeling that something is definitively and inexorably wrong, yet you have no idea what it could be?
Posted by Declare the pennies on your eyes on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 09:30:00 PST

Stand by your man.

A friend of mine was complaining to me a couple weeks ago that her boyfriend seems to have lost interest and we got to talking.  So ladies, take note.1. Sex is important:  Remember when you ...
Posted by Declare the pennies on your eyes on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 03:30:00 PST

weekends, bitches.

Two more days then im on vacation for 17 whole glorious days.  Ill be driving for most of it so reserve your time now!Also, I just found out today that when i come back, not only do i get MONDAY ...
Posted by Declare the pennies on your eyes on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:15:00 PST

Good things are afoot

Well things have been looking up for me lately.  This week, in about 5 hours of playing, I made over $850 in poker.  Substantially easing my money issues for this month as it pretty much add...
Posted by Declare the pennies on your eyes on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 08:50:00 PST

Not yet

Just need a little more time.The skin hasn't set on the pudding yet damnit.  The spoon will never float.
Posted by Declare the pennies on your eyes on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:21:00 PST

LOLZERS

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in...
Posted by Declare the pennies on your eyes on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:44:00 PST

...to take the word of hope, and wield it like a club.

Just a couple things I wanted to say that have already been said better by others."We either live life as though everything is a miracle, or as thoughnothing is."-Albert Einstein"A human being is a pa...
Posted by Declare the pennies on your eyes on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:38:00 PST

pervicle!

Showed up to perv the latest I ever have because my ride was a buddy of mine that was slow as hell getting over here and getting ready.   I dressed him up in some of my club clothes and off we we...
Posted by Declare the pennies on your eyes on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST

Why do you risk your life by getting on a bike again?

The motorcycle is my shepherd; I shall not want.It maketh me burnout on black pavements; It leadeth me beside busy freeways; It restoreth my soul; It leads me in the path of quickness for its names sa...
Posted by Declare the pennies on your eyes on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST