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Bene Gesserit

We know you hate plaid. And we don't care.

About Me

What doesn't kill us makes us stranger. -- Trevor GoodchildIt's funny ... the little things used to mean so much to Shelly. I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing's trivial. -- Eric Draven I'm also immortal.

My Interests

Writing, World of Warcraft, literature, art, movies, Prague, the Czech Republic, Disneyland, Communist occupation, Christmas, cooking, collecting disturbing figurines, very small rocks.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with a heart two sizes too small.

Music:

Oingo Boingo, VNV Nation, Infected Mushroom, Seabound, Bad Religion, Garbage, Apoptygma Berzerk, And One, Covenant, Danny Elfman, Suicide Commando, Combichrist, Jeff Buckley, Darren Hayes, Daft Punk. Blah blah.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Brazil, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Shining, A Christmas Story, Monty Python anything, Evil Dead and all that. Japanese psycho-horror, indulgently bad camp, aliens and body parts, bittersweet stereotypically indie love stories.

Television:

House, Arrested Development, Strangers with Candy, Red Dwarf, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Invader Zim, Kids in the Hall, Robot Chicken, Twilight Zone, Tales from the Crypt, Dead Like Me, Sex and the City, Coupling.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Brave New World, Barrel Fever, My Date with Satan, Alice in Wonderland, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, House of Leaves, What We Talk About When We Talk About Love, South of No North, White Noise, The Illustrated Man.

Heroes:

David Sedaris, Greg Graffin, Danny Elfman, Stanley Kubrick, Raymond Carver, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Jan Svankmajer, Vol'Jin and Thrall.

My Blog

Bunny the reader.

"They became too powerful to live among us, too self-concerned, too visionary, too blind.  What lingered after them was not life, which always overcomes natural death, but the most trivial list o...
Posted by Bene Gesserit on Mon, 05 May 2008 12:11:00 PST

Chronic sadness with a dash of rage.

As much as I don't like relying on medicine, I have to admit that my most recent round of normality boosters (read: the things that have been keeping me moderately stable for the past nine months) do ...
Posted by Bene Gesserit on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 10:22:00 PST

I really have to stop doing this.

I've been surprisingly social, or at least spending time out of my terribly messy apartment, mostly trying not to think about how much cleaning I have ahead of me.  I already spent a decent chunk...
Posted by Bene Gesserit on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:50:00 PST

The twilight bark.

I’m a big fan of classic Disney movies (duh), and even though I know it’s all basically a marketing ploy I do indulge sometimes when they release one of my old favorites.  I didn&rsqu...
Posted by Bene Gesserit on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:44:00 PST

This is a dramatization.

There are two kinds of cheaters, upfront but ignorant (or rather too readily assuming the other is ignorant), and the thoroughly deceitful.  This seems to apply in all things, from plagiarism to ...
Posted by Bene Gesserit on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 10:08:00 PST

Obsessed with a food baby.

Dude, this me doubleyou-tee-effing as Julian craps out on me the first time I power him up at my house.  After I lingered and delayed on getting the processors and motherboard to teh tr0ll, then ...
Posted by Bene Gesserit on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:44:00 PST

Angry muffins! (in space!)

Today I was dyeing my hair and looking in my mouth, like you do, and I spent a good long time reacquainting myself with my tongue piercing.  I've had it for six years now, hasn't been closed once...
Posted by Bene Gesserit on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 08:23:00 PST

Ghost of girlfriends future.

"It is a good viewpoint to see the world as a dream. When you have something like a nightmare, you will wake up and tell yourself that it was only a dream. It is said that the world we live in is not ...
Posted by Bene Gesserit on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 01:34:00 PST

This trembling, adored, tousled, bird-mad girl.

I'm sure there's someone out there keeping track to make sure I'm not dead, so here I am, not dead.  It's funny and a little dizzying how quickly my mind shifts gears; over the course of typing t...
Posted by Bene Gesserit on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 01:20:00 PST

Falling apart at the dreams.

There's a strange relief in reaching your breaking point.  I had a panic attack, or a seizure of some sort, but luckily the only part of me that feels tense anymore are my muscles.   On...
Posted by Bene Gesserit on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:40:00 PST