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# Name: Jessica
# Age: 23
# Location: Paramaribo, Suriname
# Hometown: Alamogordo, NM - Ephrata, WA
# Occupation: Graphic Designer - Photographer
# Height: 5' 6"
# Status: Happily taken
# Interests: Photography/Design/Poop
[email protected]:/home/about
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[national]
Alice In Chains
Anti-Flag
Aphex Twin
Beastie Boys
Bjork
Chemical Brothers
Daft Punk
DJ Hype
Dropkick Murphys
Fatboy Slim
Flogging Molly
Infected Mushroom
Jeremy Enigk
Kid Koala
KMFDM
Loreena McKinnitt
Mad Season
Meat Beat Manifesto
Megadeth
Ministry
Modest Mouse
Mr. Bungle
NOFX
Pantera
Pink Floyd
Plump DJs
Primus
Prodigy
Propellerheads
Radiohead
Sonic Youth
Squarepusher
Stone Temple Pilots
Sunny Day Real Estate
Tenacious D
Tiesto
Unkle
[local]
2 Headed Chang
DJ Samurai
From The Fall
School Yard Heroes
Subjekt 2 Change
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../home/data/misc cat deepthoughts.txt
Why is there braile on drive up ATMs?
Why do they swab your arm before a lethal injection? For that last minute infection?
In a hospital, why do they wake you up just to give you a sleeping pill?
Why don't people on television ever go to the toilet?
To be or not to be... Is that a trick question?
Is Windows 95 the ultimate triumph of marketing over technology?
How can you look up a spelling in a dictionary, if you must already know the spelling to look it up?
Why has the cost of living still not affected it's popularity?
Why does everyone have a different definition of 'good enough'?
If Star Wars starts 'A long time ago, in a galaxy far away...', why is everything is so futuristic?
Why do aliens in sci-fi films always speak English?
If absence makes the heart grow fonder, why do long distance relationships always fail?
Should you live every day as if it were your last because eventually, one day you'll be right?
If life's a big joke, why don't I get it?
If Spiderman became arachnaphobic, would he be frightened by himself?
Are lies just the truth from a different angle?
Why is lighting the only difference between pornography and artistic nudes?
Is sanity just madness put to good use?
When you've lost something, and ask somebody else if they've seen it, why do they always say 'Where did you leave it?' If you knew where you left it, it wouldn't be lost.
What does the Swiss army do with all of those knives?
Why can't we sneeze and pee at the same time?
How long will a floating point operation float?
Is a friend somebody who knows you, but likes you anyway?
Is the ultimate Jewish dilemma, free ham?
What is the point of brick wallpaper?
Why do people who know the least, always shout the loudest?
If it wasn't for the last minute, would anything ever get done?
Would vegetarians eat carrots if they had faces?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
And why is "big" such a small word?
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